Careercow Hard Rock Nick / Nicholas Rock Johannsen / Aly Ashley Jash / Big Dick Nick -

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Josef Mengele

Single and ready to Mengel
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Meet Hard Rock Nick, a 43 year old Los Angeles resident, who fake flexes his wealth and social status, and despite being called out for his bullshit on a large stage numerous times, he seems to double down on his pile of crap. Some posts have been previously made about him on KF , he is also mentioned in the Robert Paul Champagne Forum and he has gotten some clout via various media appearances.
But Nick, like the sore thumb he is, sticks out on threads in the Something Awful forums, he has been trolled since 2015 by SA Forums. He is known for being easily agitated and denying all responsibility.
But it wasn't until about, 2019 via a Twitter thread, when he was retweeted by people like Tom Segura, Chrissy Teigen , and Christina P. He also made appearances in or was mentioned on Your Mom's House, Tosh.0, The Jason Ellis podcast (2x),& PornHub. He was featured in a hilarious Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez video (This is the video you NEED TO WATCH), was profiled by Pyrocynical (Furfag), and James Marriot.
YMH Videos: YMH Danny Brown YMH Kyle Kinane
Tosh.0: HRN Tosh.0
Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez: Danny and Drew HRN
Jason Ellis Show: HRN Jason Ellis
James Marriot:HRN Marriot&Kwite
Pyrocynical: HRN Pyrocynical
PornHub: PornHub Interview
[I archived all of the Youtube videos on my hard drive]

I know there are a lot of videos and you must be thinking wow, what a dude, but there is so much more than meets the eye, Nick is a 300 pound guy, but he carries it like he is 210 pounds, he has an 11" penis, he owns 12 Mercedes Benzes, has $350 million net worth $75 million in cash, was a baller at any sport he played, he owns 12 houses, some are even in Japan and Paris. Nick is also a part time investor in Netflix, claims to own casinos and hotels in LA and Las Vegas, he only shops at Whole Foods, Gelson's, or Bristol Farms (apparently only the rich people in LA can shop there.) He often gets called out online and is frequently caught instigating chat groups with children and young teens (remember he is 43). He also has a private Instagram (one of the few IG accounts with more than 100k followers without a blue check), has his best content on Youtube, and has been accused of buying followers and likes. Nick has a legion of "haters" and multiple Twitter threads and Reddit groups dedicated to "trashing his celebrity".
Twitter Users
Twitter DeepthroatBDN: BDN (This was the twitter thread that originally went up after "Nick" took off)
Twitter FakeFlexingFelicia: FakeFlexingFelicia (This account exposes where Nick actually lives (Victoria Arbors, an apartment complex in Rancho Cucamonga CA), his fake jewelry, his fake construction site, and his inappropriate behavior and DM's with underage teens)
Reddit
Reddit search results: HRN Reddit (I highly recommend you dig at your own pace, there are so many good quality threads in the YMH subreddit that you really can't go wrong).

However, the funniest trolling of "Hard Rock Nick" occurs on instagram, there are more than a dozen accounts dedicated to scrutinizing every post this man makes, and they are always on point. Many of the instagram users are private and have to be cross-searched But some good accounts to look at would be: Hard Rock Jash, Broke Dick Nick, and GioVellis (Artist who does caricatures of Nick)
"Nick" also has a TikTok, but as per usual with this guy, the accounts mocking him have more followers (bitch ass losers) than he does HardRockNickFan TikTok.

I'll also attach his legal documents and the youtube channel he used to blackmail his ex-wife (Jeff Goldblum's ex-girlfriend), who had terminal brain cancer. He was accused of stalking and harassing his ex-wife, which culminated in him pooping in her sink (no lies). He is listed as Aly Jash in the documents and there is a document where he changed his name.

BlackMailYTChannel
HRN Sink Shitting and Ex-Wife Harassment Lawsuit
HRN Bankruptcy
HRN Wikipedia Harassment HRN Wikipedia Harassment PT2
HRN Name Change Petition

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Looks like someone fucked up their beard work
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Being completely inappropriate
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Trying to promote himself in DM's
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An e-mail he sent to a magazine editor, he was salty he wasn't included in an article
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His DM's with High Schoolers trying to promote himself.
HRN Egg Beaters.jpg
Him flexing Egg Beaters
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An analysis of his instagram
HRN Laundry rooms.jpg
Flexing laundry supplies?
HRN KFC.jpg
KFC flex
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Him trying to drum up followers with teens
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One of his "Iconic Instagram Photos"
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Him leaving a focus group in March 2020 (Photo was taken by someone in the YMH subreddit)
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His standard response to hat comments/ being bored
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How "Strikingly Similar" HRN and Aly Jash look
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One of his "Glamour Shots"
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He also has very strict boundaries when it comes to dating
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Here is the "Infamous HRN Bio"

I have archived all of these onto an external hard drive along with the Youtube videos and the other links I archived as well. I cannot stress enough the need to archive his material, he regularly tries to "backpedal". He also monitors Youtube comments and Instagram comments, if he finds a negative comment he will block or mute you. He is very easily set off and will go inactive for weeks if he feels threatened or that trolling is going on around him. He is extremely paranoid about being trolled and will go on the defensive every once in a while. Also another fun fact "Nick" will always answer his phone when your *67 your caller ID.
 
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Arm Pit Cream

5%er, Jupiterian Philosopher, Anglophobe, CSIS
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Thanks, this was the first thread I made, I had no clue where to put it lol. The reason for the spoiler was there was a genuinely large amount of content and i wanted everyone to know that a wall of content was behind it haha!
Smoke less crack before you post on here and maybe read other thread OPs to understand the format.
 

Daisymae

True & Honest Fan
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Those are egg beaters, Nick believes only the wealthy are able to shell out the $5 dollars needed to buy them.
He likes to brag about food. This video he did where he was talking about his 18 year old girlfriend in high school and how he had his personal chef cook zoodles and turkey meatballs has my head itching.



He's fat as hell, whys he showing off food?

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Josef Mengele

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He likes to brag about food. This video he did where he was talking about his 18 year old girlfriend in high school and how he had his personal chef cook zoodles and turkey meatballs has my head itching.

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He's fat as hell, whys he showing off food?

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Notice how he always says his "18 year old girl friend in high school" but never shows her. I think he equates having barely appetizing food with being wealthy and having 18 year old girlfriends with being popular. He is the literal definition of a human dumpster fire.
 

Daisymae

True & Honest Fan
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Notice how he always says his "18 year old girl friend in high school" but never shows her. I think he equates having barely appetizing food with being wealthy and having 18 year old girlfriends with being popular. He is the literal definition of a human dumpster fire.
Well he's fat, and, tbh idk if zoodles and turkey meatballs are on the "good food" or "bad food" end of the spectrum, but it seems to me like he is trying to say that he's doing things to make himself healthier. He also seems to like to hang out with children. A lot of the stuff from the flexingfelicia account references him having chatrooms packed with 15 year olds. I also like him telling people to "get cancer again".

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Also, he was right in one of the chatlogs where he says his name isn't Aly Jash, but that's only because of the name change lol.
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His flex game is so pathetic. You can tell he's one of those PUA guys.
 

Stafford Beer Bong

Jubee Flumper Pumpin’
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Only thing I’m not clear on is does this guy actually have a lot of money or is that part of his gimmick to pretend to have money?
 

Josef Mengele

Single and ready to Mengel
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Only thing I’m not clear on is does this guy actually have a lot of money or is that part of his gimmick to pretend to have money?
No it is more than likely he makes about $40,000 a year. He was exposed in the twitter threads for trying to sell vacuum cleaners and video games on craigslist. He also had to declare bankruptcy in 2009 and had a car repossessed, he had such bad credit ratings that the only thing he could do was change his name and take cash loans from his mother, this allowed him to build a "better" credit profile. To be honest I think he might be filing a new bankruptcy in the near future, because he is going to have a court date with someone who is renting his mother's house and he has already borrowed $200,000 against the mortgage. It is more than likely that his mother will lose the house and that he might need to get government assistance in the future. He was also evicted from Victoria Arbors (i don't know the exact reason, but i speculate that it was a result of not having money).

Surprised this guy hasn't been covered here sooner but looking forward to it
To be honest, the entire YMH cool guy club is full of quality cows, I know Fedsmoker has a huge thread and video archive project. Robert Paul Champagne (Try it out guy) has a nice sized thread, I was thinking about maybe doing a Tony Johns thread because he is another cool guy that has some cow potential too.
 

Josef Mengele

Single and ready to Mengel
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When he says he "likes to eat his pussy from the back" does that mean he likes rimming girls?
I think that is what he means, but on the flip side of that coin i think he is an idiot and has absolutely no idea how difficult it would be to do that. The guy is so deep in the closet he is the mayor of Narnia, he just doesn't want to admit it. I think when he says things like that he is trying to cover up his insecurities about being a closeted gay.
 

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