Skitzocow Harland Hoy / Goebel Rodger Hay / BIMOB / Iconoclast / BIBLEISMARKOFBEAST - Fashionable Octogenarian, Cult Leader, Bible Burning Super Christian

[Alba gu brath]

Accurate. Appalachia is saturated with a particular strain of Christianity. They have a radical view of Sola Scriptura, viewing an individual's interpretation/relationship with scripture to be just as valid as an ordained priest. It makes sense why they're so anti-Catholic. There's also no doctrinal purity to reel in the apostates. That's not even mentioning their history and geography isolating them from the surrounding areas. I lie in bed at night thinking about the little towns full of Lolcows we will never hear about because they don't have internet

Heh, when that reaches across the pond, and is even known up in Alba, you just know how far their crazy reputation extends. Great wee gem of a find this one is, good work.

 

[Revo]

Congrats OP for having this thread moved from PG board.

 

[Gone Ham]

My biggest fear about this thread, is that its of a boomer who won't ever see the farm, let alone interact or sperg out because of us. He'll just keep doing what he does

 

[HiramTheGrift]

My biggest fear about this thread, is that its of a boomer who won't ever see the farm, let alone interact or sperg out because of us. He'll just keep doing what he does

He's been known to respond to Youtube comments and emails - perhaps The Lord will perform a mysterious work before he takes Harland from us

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ask Hoy, and Constantine took all three-in-one of our Heavenly Father behind the shed and put him out of his misery in the year 313 with the family shotgun. He did this by accepting Christianity and allowing the written dogma to travel.

What is it about these crazies and St Constantine the Great?

So far I've seen people argue that:
• he never actually accepted Christianity and practiced the Unconquered Sun religion, everything else is a lie made up by monks to give a group (be it the HRE, Byzantium or the Catholic Church) legitimacy,
• he called the Unconquered Sun religion Christianity and persecuted ”Bible-believing Christians”,
• he practiced Babylonian paganism and mixed that with Christianity to win souls for Satan,
• he was the first Pope and invented the Papacy to ensure that Rome would survive the barbarian invasions,
• he invented the Bible at Nicaea and put the deutrocanonical books in it for shits and giggles.

Ironically enough the last conspiracy is probably where this strand of craziness comes from. It's not a massive leap from ”every manuscript that comes from Alexandria is corrupt and pagan because reasons” to ”every Bible is corrupt and pagan because reasons”, after all.

 

[Alba gu brath]

What is it about these crazies and St Constantine the Great?

Just the simple fact he stopped giving them to the lions makes him as equal to apostle in their minds, go figure. Unless we're talking about the ones who hate the guy, then it's due to a persecution fetish. Win win for us either way.

 

[Therealhomor]

"The bible is actually an evil pagan conspiracy!"
"But you only know about God, Christ and the Holy Spirit because of the Bible."
"Shut up!"

 

[Chaos Theorist]

The Christian God is just the Demiurge aka the material god anyway

The world is full of hylic plebs, take the monadpill bros

 

[vulgar]

Spoiler: bimob Arian btfo

BIMOB will become the new TERF and will be persecuted for their arcane knowledge.

 

[Gone Ham]

Spoiler: bimob Arian btfo

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BIMOB will become the new TERF and will be persecuted for their arcane knowledge.

This is so autistic holy shit

 

[vulgar]

This is so autistic holy shit

lol ok idolater

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Spoiler: I'm sorry

 

[Beautiful Border]

Is it just me or does "Harland Hoy" sound like a brand of fish fingers

 

[Liber Pater]

My parents had a 42 year age gap.

Is that why you're so autistic?

 

[Just Another Anon]

Is it just me or does "Harland Hoy" sound like a brand of fish fingers

It sounds like a tractor brand or a company that makes guns or chapsticks

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

It's really so interest theres bible truthers who somehow think they can believe in Jesus yet doubt the book he comes from.

Bruh you don't need a bible, he just talks to you. Perhaps tells you to climb a clocktower or that your neighbor is putting microchips in your brain

 

[Therealhomor]

Bruh you don't need a bible, he just talks to you. Perhaps tells you to climb a clocktower or that your neighbor is putting microchips in your brain

So what if I talk to God and he tells me Harland is a wingnut and the bible is true?

 

[RabidWombat]

He's from the Appalachian parts of Virginia. Trump Enslavement Syndrome is a given

Accurate. Appalachia is saturated with a particular strain of Christianity. They have a radical view of Sola Scriptura, viewing an individual's interpretation/relationship with scripture to be just as valid as an ordained priest. It makes sense why they're so anti-Catholic. There's also no doctrinal purity to reel in the apostates. That's not even mentioning their history and geography isolating them from the surrounding areas. I lay in bed at night thinking about the little towns full of Lolcows we will never hear about because they don't have internet

Bruddah, if I could give you a tour, you'd have enough material to crash this whole site with the sheer amount.

 

[hot hot leg]

They seem like nice people.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

BIMOB

Why do I keep reading that as ”bimbo”?