Having read the first six books and being in the middle of the seventh, I think it's a wonderful series. What did any of you like the most about it?
Rezzing this thread because the Cursed Child has been released and........sweet salty christ its bad
I mean, it is literally like rowling got high on jenkem, stapled together every shitty fanfic cliche she could think of, and released it as a book
I mean....moronic time travel plots (in which albus and scorpius go back in time to save cedric and cedric alone for....no reason at all really), hilariously stupid alternate universes (one with christmas replaced by "voldemort day"), hair brained shipping (ron/parvati and their son PAJEEET), absolute character derailment of the highest degree (harry even in his middle ages fondles a security blankie and disowns his son for not liking it, as well as neville-killing death eater cedric), and of course the "sekrit relative of main characters who was mysteriously never mentioned in the books" (Delphi Voldemort and her EEEVIL phoenix tattoo, that is a tattoo of an evil phoenix, who wants to go back in time and teach her dad the meaning of love), hackneyed forbidden love melodrama (complete with harry bullying Mcgonnagl into stopping Albus meeting Scorpius with the marauders map), deus ex machina after deus ex machina (draco's secret time machine he just happened to have on him one day), and so....SO much more.
Long story short....this is a clusterfuck of the most hilarious degree. made even funnier by the fact critics are fawning over how brilliant it is.
holy shit I gotta download thisRezzing this thread because the Cursed Child has been released and........sweet salty christ its bad
I mean, it is literally like rowling got high on jenkem, stapled together every shitty fanfic cliche she could think of, and released it as a book
I mean....moronic time travel plots (in which albus and scorpius go back in time to save cedric and cedric alone for....no reason at all really), hilariously stupid alternate universes (one with christmas replaced by "voldemort day"), hair brained shipping (ron/parvati and their son PAJEEET), absolute character derailment of the highest degree (harry even in his middle ages fondles a security blankie and disowns his son for not liking it, as well as neville-killing death eater cedric), and of course the "sekrit relative of main characters who was mysteriously never mentioned in the books" (Delphi Voldemort and her EEEVIL phoenix tattoo, that is a tattoo of an evil phoenix, who wants to go back in time and teach her dad the meaning of love), hackneyed forbidden love melodrama (complete with harry bullying Mcgonnagl into stopping Albus meeting Scorpius with the marauders map), deus ex machina after deus ex machina (draco's secret time machine he just happened to have on him one day), and so....SO much more.
Long story short....this is a clusterfuck of the most hilarious degree. made even funnier by the fact critics are fawning over how brilliant it is.