Harry Potter Tumblr-verse Drama - Dumbledore is gay, quit oppressing him.

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It's been a while since the true spergfest that is the dormant Harry Potter fandom has dumped it's particular brand of autism into the void.

Apparently JK Rowling, back in 2007, revealed that Dumbledore was gay. I suspect back then it was just to appease the blossoming snowflake crowd and give them something to latch onto for more fanfiction, keeping her franchise alive.

Fast forward 10 years and now she and the director of the expanded universe movie franchise "Fantastic Beasts" have awoken the Potter spergs because the director didn't outright say Dumbledore would be sucking face with a guy to show he's gay.

Never mind the fact that the director acknowledges it, references the cannon, indicates that YES these two fall in love... and this is only the second film in a 5 part series and only the first to have the character in it. Apparently the virtue signalling faggots would only be happy if the two ended up naked in bed together 10 mins into the movie holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes?

This has managed to piss off both the LGBTQLMNOP crowd AND the Potter cannon spergs.

EVERYTHING has to be a god damn inclusive message these days. Even movies about fantasy worlds where kids are given wands at 11 years old and taught how to blow shit up.




http://ew.com/movies/2018/01/31/fantastic-beasts-dumbledore-gay/

It’s been just over a decade since J.K. Rowling surprised fans by revealing Hogwarts’ beloved headmaster Albus Dumbledore was gay, and was even in love with the notorious dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald during his youth until the two had a rather epic falling out.

With the next film in the Fantastic Beasts franchise introducing a young Dumbledore for the first time (played by Jude Law) and focusing on the great wizard’s pursuit of the fugitive Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) in Paris, fans have wondered: Will Dumbledore’s sexuality be a part of the story? Or will it once again, like in the Harry Potter films, not be addressed?

According to The Crimes of Grindelwald director David Yates, this year’s sequel, at least, will not directly reference Dumbledore’s sexuality.

“Not explicitly,” Yates replied when asked if the film makes it clear that Dumbledore is gay. “But I think all the fans are aware of that. He had a very intense relationship with Grindelwald when they were young men. They fell in love with each other’s ideas, and ideology and each other.”
















 
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It's been a while since the true spergfest that is the dormant Harry Potter fandom has dumped it's particular brand of autism into the void.

Apparently JK Rowling, back in 2007, revealed that Dumbledore was gay. I suspect back then it was just to appease the blossoming snowflake crowd and give them something to latch onto for more fanfiction, keeping her franchise alive.

Fast forward 10 years and now she and the director of the expanded universe movie franchise "Fantastic Beasts" have awoken the Potter spergs because the director didn't outright say Dumbledore would be sucking face with a guy to show he's gay.

Never mind the fact that the director acknowledges it, references the cannon, indicates that YES these two fall in love... and this is only the second film in a 5 part series and only the first to have the character in it. Apparently the virtue signalling faggots would only be happy if the two ended up naked in bed together 10 mins into the movie holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes?

This has managed to piss off both the LGBTQLMNOP crowd AND the Potter cannon spergs.

EVERYTHING has to be a god damn inclusive message these days. Even movies about fantasy worlds where kids are given wands at 11 years old and taught how to blow shit up.




http://ew.com/movies/2018/01/31/fantastic-beasts-dumbledore-gay/

It’s been just over a decade since J.K. Rowling surprised fans by revealing Hogwarts’ beloved headmaster Albus Dumbledore was gay, and was even in love with the notorious dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald during his youth until the two had a rather epic falling out.

With the next film in the Fantastic Beasts franchise introducing a young Dumbledore for the first time (played by Jude Law) and focusing on the great wizard’s pursuit of the fugitive Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) in Paris, fans have wondered: Will Dumbledore’s sexuality be a part of the story? Or will it once again, like in the Harry Potter films, not be addressed?

According to The Crimes of Grindelwald director David Yates, this year’s sequel, at least, will not directly reference Dumbledore’s sexuality.

“Not explicitly,” Yates replied when asked if the film makes it clear that Dumbledore is gay. “But I think all the fans are aware of that. He had a very intense relationship with Grindelwald when they were young men. They fell in love with each other’s ideas, and ideology and each other.”
















"I want an X rated gay opening sex scene dammit just like my yaoi fanfics!"
 

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Im gonna play soycuck's advocate here....Im fully on board with this backlash.

Rowling and other hack frauds like her have profited a fair bit by ostensibly pandering to the tumblr SJW crowd in petty yet grossly overhyped ways (gay dumbledore, black hermione, etc) which are universally removed from the actual pages of the crap she writes.

Furthermore she has been all aboard the "IF YOU OFFEND MY JOURNO FRIENDS YOU ARE SUBHUMAN NAZI SCUM!" train as exemplified by her baffling little crusade against pewdiepie (she declared him a nazi because some of his fans made nazi memes...which makes one wonder what she is given the literal thousands of pro-fascist child fucking fanfics made of harry potter over the decades) and yet when the chips are down she fucking refuses to put her money where her mouth is and actually stick by the SJW principles she claims to fucking champion.

So while SJWs and assorted hipster twats are as obnoxious as ever, they are not wrong in saying that JK was just paying their dumb shit lip service solely for more sales and to sic them upon people she dislikes without actually being genuine about believing or acting on any of it.

Either way, I am going to enjoy this and hope it escalates in every possible way
 

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So while SJWs and assorted hipster twats are as obnoxious as ever, they are not wrong in saying that JK was just paying their dumb shit lip service solely for more sales and to sic them upon people she dislikes without actually being genuine about believing or acting on any of it.
"Buy the ticket... take the ride."

I've no sympathy for her either. She took a swim in the tumblrverse virtue signaling pool to help keep her afloat.
 

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If they had them kiss, these SJW cunts would be complaining that they didn't have full fisting, dildos, bondage gear and rimjobs.
And if they went that far, the other half of the SJW crowd would be whining about "exploiting queer sexuality for attention" like they did with the gratuitous rainbow dildo shot at the beginning of Sense8.
 

Magic Sun Daddy

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They’re probably not making it obvious because it’s a children’s movie.
No. It's not true love unless they're vigerously fucking in every scene. Because if you're writing a same sex relationship, you MUST highlight their sexuality, even when it's a small part of who the character is. You know. Like in real life, where most gay people don't feel the need to bring attention something so innocuous.
 
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