Side note: that’s a cool flashlight.
How could you scare that poor puppy?I once broke wind so loudly it made my neighbor's dog start howling.
one time when I was in elementary school, a mysterious shadow man came through the window. shit was really spooky -- imagine a shape, of roughly human figure, but entirely black apart from its eyes and teeth
anyway it left about a minute later with the television and I never saw it again
I later found out that my neighbor doesn't have a dogHow could you scare that poor puppy?
one time when I was in elementary school, a mysterious shadow man came through the window. shit was really spooky -- imagine a shape, of roughly human figure, but entirely black apart from its eyes and teeth
anyway it left about a minute later with the television and I never saw it again
I later found out that my neighbor doesn't have a dog
HEY FOR SOME OF US THE X-FILES WAS A DOCUMENTARY OKDork. Here we go with the xfiles. Have you seen this?
HEY FOR SOME OF US THE X-FILES WAS A DOCUMENTARY OK
My mission is completeLaugh my ass off......you make me laugh so much!!!!
My mission is complete
*sprouts wings, flies off*
I read that as "fleshlight" initially.Side note: that’s a cool flashlight.
I've encountered Lilith on several occasions. She desired a certain young witch whom I was able to deliver to her.
Do you want to know more?
I've had a handful of moments that went beyond deja vu and straight into circumstances where I'd convinced myself I'd had a moment of seeing the future. Just a second or two before what I'd "seen" happened but even now I swear it went well beyond just predicting what was going to occur. I knew exactly what was about to happen, be said, etc. If someone was speaking I could've finished their sentence, no matter what the topic was.
She appeared in a dream.Nope. But tell me how you met her.
She appeared in a dream.
A white crowBlonde haired?