Has Anybody Ever Actually Been Saved By A Smoke Alarm? -

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Seriously, the least bit of cooking smoke sets the damned things off, but there are claims that the "smoke alarm is credited as the greatest success story in fire safety in the last part of the 20th century". Here's a fire chief taking a closer look at it:

https://freakonomics.com/2012/02/06/how-many-lives-do-smoke-alarms-really-save/

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Stop smoking your weed indoors you idiot

 

[Penis Drager]

At least one person was probably saved by one once, yes.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I hear you get a wicked high if you smoke the stuff inside of it.

 

[Hair and Nails]

Dipshit over here wants people to die of smoke inhalation. The air needs to be breathable you know

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

To answer the question you could read the article that Tom cited which says houses with working fire alarms have 50% fewer deaths than houses without.

Tom's a retard.

 

[TFT-A9]

I look forward to you taking all smoke alarms out of your hovel and getting brutalized by your landlord/law enforcement for your trouble as you scream at them how they do nothing.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

They have saved me against pedophilic dog fuckers.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Why don't you do an experiment Tom? Remove all the smoke alarms from your hovel, light up a fat one and fall asleep. I'll wait for the results.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

They have saved me against pedophilic dog fuckers.

The world looks completely different when you pull your head out of your ass, you fucking gullible moron. i said nothing that can RATIONALLY be called any sort of evidence of what you accuse me of, sped. get a life that doesn't involve lying about strangers, fucktard.

 

[Consider Lizards]

The world looks completely different when you pull your head out of your ass, you fucking gullible moron. i said nothing that can RATIONALLY be called any sort of evidence of what you accuse me of, sped. get a life that doesn't involve lying about strangers, fucktard.

And that's why Tommie is here, to spew outrage at utterly predictable replies.

 

[Ford4.7]

I hear you get a wicked high if you smoke the stuff inside of it.

Some of them actually have small amounts of radioactive/nuclear material inside. Look up the nuclear boy scout

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Some of them actually have small amounts of radioactive/nuclear material inside. Look up the nuclear boy scout

No shit. Thanks for ruining the point/joke.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

No one has ever been saved by a smoke alarm, you disable yours and then leave your stove on max heat overnight and go to sleep

 

[Ford4.7]

No shit. Thanks for ruining the point/joke.

I never said it wasn't fun to smoke lol

 

[Just A Butt]

the least bit of cooking smoke sets the damned things off

that's probably because burning garbage isn't "cooking"

 

[TFT-A9]

The world looks completely different when you pull your head out of your ass, you fucking gullible moron. i said nothing that can RATIONALLY be called any sort of evidence of what you accuse me of, sped. get a life that doesn't involve lying about strangers, fucktard.

You fuck dogs and you'll probably fuck kids if given the chance, they should install a sick fuck alarm in your hovel that constantly goes off and delivers a MILD ELECTRIC SHOCK to a collar you wear

 

[garakfan69]

>turn on the stove and put the food I fished from the garbage bin on it
>suck some dog cock and forget all about it
>trash food starts to burn but I can't smell it over my own horrible stench
>smoke alert goes off and scares off the dog
>immediately go on a forum where everyone knows I'm a despicable trash eating child and dog rapist to cry about smoke detectors
>still haven't turned off the stove

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

The world looks completely different when you pull your head out of your ass, you fucking gullible moron. i said nothing that can RATIONALLY be called any sort of evidence of what you accuse me of, sped. get a life that doesn't involve lying about strangers, fucktard.

lol you fuck dogs

 

[JethroTullamore]

Stay in your autistic corner of this site, please.