Has Barb's hoard breached Chris's room? -

[Picklemonster]

One scenario that crossed my mind the other day is Barb walking into Chris's room with a box of tacky Disney-branded dishware sets, plopping them down, threatening to kick him out if they vanish, and walking away. Has anything like this happened yet? It just seems weird that Bob would allow his room to be eroded until there was only a pathway and groove, but if he was forced into it, why would Chris's room be left alone all this time?

I guess another angle is to discuss what kind of boundaries the family established concerning Chris's territory. The only content I recall that ever involved the topic was the video where Bob walks in on Chris demanding the internet delete the house tour video, but that was under a circumstance where Bob could have been mad enough to just burst in regardless if they have a door knocking procedure.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Barb's not climbing those stairs.

 

[Abhor-able]

Chris is, personally, part of Barb's hoard.

 

[Snorlaxative]

Chris is, personally, part of Barb's hoard.

This made me laugh out loud!

 

[CatParty]

Chris is, personally, part of Barb's hoard.

Exactly.

And he's got a hoard of his own going on.

 

[GFYS]

Barb's not climbing those stairs.

Yeah, I think this is at least one barrier that helps keep her crap downstairs more than upstairs.

Barb's quite aware of how filthy Chris is, so I wonder if she might not feel safe leaving her hoard in his room for fear of it becoming coated in feces and semen.

Bob's room supposedly got cluttered up, but can we confirm if much of it was Barb's garbage? Considering he was living in that room almost 24/7 in the twilight of his life, it's not unreasonable that he amassed his own piles of stuff. I remember he had a pretty massive collection of records, quite a few VHS tapes, and he owned more cars than there were drivers in the house. It's not impossible he could have had some latent hoarder tendencies, himself.

 

[Bugaboo]

Barb's not climbing those stairs.

Yeah, I think this is at least one barrier that helps keep her crap downstairs more than upstairs.

Barb's quite aware of how filthy Chris is, so I wonder if she might not feel safe leaving her hoard in his room for fear of it becoming coated in feces and semen.

Bob's room supposedly got cluttered up, but can we confirm if much of it was Barb's garbage? Considering he was living in that room almost 24/7 in the twilight of his life, it's not unreasonable that he amassed his own piles of stuff. I remember he had a pretty massive collection of records, quite a few VHS tapes, and he owned more cars than there were drivers in the house. It's not impossible he could have had some latent hoarder tendencies, himself.

Because of the nature of Barb's hoard and the fact no one attemps to clean or preform routine checks and matenince of the house, it's safe to say her hoard is covered with dirty gross stuff (various insects, mold or cat poop seeing as the cats probably don't have access to a litter box and shit on the floor.)
I'd imagine Chris would have asked her to keep her crap out of his room and like somebody said; I don't think she's gonna have an easy time climbing the stairs to Chris's room.
Weirdly enough, Chris's room is actually the cleanest and most free of bugs. He spends most of his time there (when be's not playing vidya) because of that (and that's were his toys are.)

 

[pickleniggo]

So you're saying the reason there haven't been any Sonichu comics in years is because the Portal to Cwcville has been blocked?

No but seriously, I doubt Barb would start piling stuff in Chris' room because his room is so volatile. What I mean by this is there is already so much clutter in his room that he's placed just so (legos, my little ponies, buttplugs, etc) , he'd likely throw a fit if it were knocked over or inaccessible.

 

[OR 345]

Kind of a horrifying thought, his room being the cleanest.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

This reminds me of the Kacey call (15), wherein Barb walked in on Chris, ignored the fact that he was on the phone entirely, and then proceeded to tell him that he needed to clean up around the house, including his room.

 

[pickleniggo]

This reminds me of the Kacey call (15), wherein Barb walked in on Chris, ignored the fact that he was on the phone entirely, and then proceeded to tell him that he needed to clean up around the house, including his room.

Is that the one where she goes into a complete soliloquy for like five minutes?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

That one, yeah.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_15

I think it's been taken down, though. Poop!

 

[pickleniggo]

Actually, are any of the Kacey Calls dated? Going over the absolute text wall that is the Barb part of the transcript, it sounds like Barb is trying to coax Chris to do all the work because Bob is getting at her for the mess she created. She spews one excuse after the other for the hoarding issue, and finally tells Chris that he needs to start moving things around the house because OMG she almost DIED getting everything in there. Something tells me that this conversation takes place around [cwc]THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE[/cwc] and Bob was totally pissed/afraid of the GREENE COUNTY monsters and was getting on Barb's ass to do something about it.

 

[CatParty]

Wait, if his room is consumed by both his hoard and her hoard, how will he be able to plug in the multiple glade plugins in order to keep the fumes from becoming toxic?

Also, I can see coleslaw or anna being big enough attention whores to try to get on tv with barb and Chris if they ever did a hoarders episode.

 

[JULAY]

That one, yeah.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_15

I think it's been taken down, though. Poop!

Ask and ye shall receieve! Shablagoo! ---> http://www.mediafire.com/?a3c682aeq98wzgs

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Chris also says he needs to keep his love doll in the kitchen because it gets too hot in his room.

Is Chris smelting iron in his room?

 

[random_pickle]

Chris also says he needs to keep his love doll in the kitchen because it gets too hot in his room.

Is Chris smelting iron in his room?

How would a love doll be affected by heat?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Maybe it makes the plastic softer and easier to break?

Never mind the fact it'll be 98.6 degrees when in use.

 

[Bugaboo]

Chris also says he needs to keep his love doll in the kitchen because it gets too hot in his room.

Is Chris smelting iron in his room?

How would a love doll be affected by heat?

Because sex makes you sweaty and sex in a hot place makes you sweatier.
Also, GROSS HE'S FUCKING IN THE KITCHEN PEOPLE (should be able to) EAT THERE!

 

[Spork]

Chris also says he needs to keep his love doll in the kitchen because it gets too hot in his room.

Is Chris smelting iron in his room?

How would a love doll be affected by heat?

Because sex makes you sweaty and sex in a hot place makes you sweatier.
Also, GROSS HE'S FUCKING IN THE KITCHEN PEOPLE (should be able to) EAT THERE!

No, he uses the kitchen to store his sex doll because whatever. The actual fucking takes place in his room.