Has Chris ever considered Second Life or The Sims? -

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GGGBYBYBY

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Wouldn't it make sense?
In the Sims Chris could recreate CWCVille. Make all his precious characters and play out their lives, idling away hours of his meaningless life on a game like he already does.
Also he could have all the power fantasies he desired on Second Life (that's what they all do aside from 3d sex with underaged kids, right?)
I'm suprised Chris never got into these kinds of games. Lots of people like him are REALLY into these things.
 

KatsuKitty

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I've often considered trying Second Life, but 1) who has that kind of time? and 2) why would anyone pay real money for virtual money?
 

GGGBYBYBY

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KatsuKitty said:
I've often considered trying Second Life, but 1) who has that kind of time? and 2) why would anyone pay real money for virtual money?
Shut in Neets who can't/won't get out the house to change their lives. Not even to the store. When you're stuck inside with Mountain Dew and a keyboard with no friends to go out with your time and what little money mommy gives you goes straight to those totally awesome modded dragon wings that you've been pining after. When buying electronic clothes takes preference over real clothes you know there's something a bit south about it...
 

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KatsuKitty said:
I've often considered trying Second Life, but 1) who has that kind of time? and 2) why would anyone pay real money for virtual money?


the irony is that in the age of direct deposit and online banking and debit cards, i never really touch actual money any more....
 

Bugaboo

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Well Chris could play the Sims 1, the system requirements are considerably more lenient.

Operating system: windows 95/98/xp
Sound card: directx 7.0 compatible
Processor: 233 MHz
Directx: version 7.0
Memory: 64 MB RAM
Input: Keyboard, Mouse
Hard Drive: 1.4GB
CD-DVD: 4 speeds
Graphics: 2MB
So chances are if he bought a computer in the late 90's or early 2000's it should be able to run it OK.

The complete collection is available on Amazon and it should be noted that it requires at least Windows XP which Chris more than likely has. Obviously the original is going to need less stuff to run as opposed to the version with 50 thousand expansion packs. (Actually there's seven but that's still a fuck ton)

He could attempt to get creative with landscaping and interior design and then make his perfect life and get married and have Crystal and Reginald and if he had the unleashed expansion he could resurrect Patti
 

Enig

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The reason why he couldn't probably get into it, though, is that after a while it'd get to be what he considers "work", unless he uses cheats to get lods of emone, and even then that's not viable. He'd get into the designing of people, have fun with that, and then quit it after building a house because virtual building would tire him out. Otherwise, he'd quit after discovering that you have to get an in-game job eventually. Too much to fabricate, not enough mindlessness.
 

EzioCanLeapofFaith

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Chris doesn't play computer games, remember when a fan gave him Half-Life as a present? and he basically was like" i dont play on the pc, give me wii games"
If he did get the Sims for the PS3, you can't create a sonichu so his legos are probably more fun for him.
I agree though it would be pretty hilarious if Chris could recreate CWCville on the sims
 

Henry Bemis

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EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I agree though it would be an abominable eyesore if Chris could recreate CWCville on the sims

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spaps

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EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I agree though it would be pretty hilarious if Chris could recreate CWCville on the sims
Wouldn't he need Simcity for that?
 

renomakicwc

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I heard some people are able to make a living just by playing Second Life.

If Chris bothered to sign up for Second life, as well as knew how to program and shit, he could sell his Sonichu comics in digital form!

Now, the real question is: Would people bother to buy his comics, and how much would he ask?
 

Bugaboo

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renomakicwc said:
I heard some people are able to make a living just by playing Second Life.

If Chris bothered to sign up for Second life, as well as knew how to program and shit, he could sell his Sonichu comics in digital form!

Now, the real question is: Would people bother to buy his comics, and how much would he ask?
If there's sex people will buy it.
 

Maloongoo

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I'm Surprised he hasn't gotten into Harvest Moon or Rune Factory. seeing as how one of the main goals in those games is to find a girl and make her your sweetheart from the ground up
 

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Enig said:
quit it after building a house because virtual building would tire him out..

He's not that lazy, if he was his lego CWCville wouldn't exist.
 

GGGBYBYBY

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Maloongoo said:
I'm Surprised he hasn't gotten into Harvest Moon or Rune Factory. seeing as how one of the main goals in those games is to find a girl and make her your sweetheart from the ground up


They don't seem to say no to a hawt date at McDonalds. As a fan of the Harvest Moon series though, I can see that Chris would just spend the whole game selling shit you find on the ground and giving shitty flowers to the girls as opposed to focusing on running a farm and making profits from it. It'd be like Animal Crossing. He wouldn't indulge in the complexities of the game but would instead sit around and focus on the boring shitty tasks like winning the easiest chick in the game and selling a bajillion flowers for money. Then again that's my assumptions and more often than not I am wrong.
 
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