Has Chris ever gotten his ass kicked? -

[PolterBob]

Before anyone starts up with a "Hi A-Log!", I wanted to know if Chris has ever in his life had to suffer the consequences for his actions in a physical way? I seriously doubt that Barb ever let Bob spank him, and aside from that one teacher incident in school and the Halloween tussle with the jerkops, no one's ever dared to lay hands on the adult autistic child.

I think there was a rumor that Chris got into a fight with a retarded student on a short bus (and lost). If that was true, it may have been the only case where Chris actually got his ass kicked for being Chris.

 

[The Joker]

Nobody wants to be the person that "beat up an autistic guy".

 

[Henry Bemis]

Nobody wants to be the person that "beat up an autistic guy".

Chris also happens to be an easily ignorable person when he's not in a mood.

 

[Marvin]

I think there was a rumor that Chris got into a fight with a retarded student on a short bus (and lost). If that was true, it may have been the only case where Chris actually got his ass kicked for being Chris.

You talking about when the special needs kid slapped him on the back of the head?

 

[Saney]

Nobody wants to be the person that "beat up an autistic guy".

Exactly, that's usually a line most people don't cross.

 

[Trombonista]

I had a dream in which my brother beat him up.

 

[PolterBob]

Nobody wants to be the person that "beat up an autistic guy".

Exactly, that's usually a line most people don't cross.

I wonder if most people would make an exception in Chris' case though? Getting Curse-ye-ka-me-ha'd at is one thing, but if someone tried to run over someone I cared about with their car, I'd be pissed enough to put their lights out, aspie or not.

(And no I'm not A-Logging. I'm just stating a fact)

 

[MysticMisty]

Unless Chris went into an unstoppable tard rage (and that would never happen), there is no acceptable situation to beat up a slow-in-the-mind. The only people who have "kicked" his ass are the jerkops who arrested him. The incident on the short bus, if true, hardly counts as an ass kicking (and you just know Chris was asking for it anyways).

 

[Kosher Dill]

Unless Chris went into an unstoppable tard rage (and that would never happen)

Well, besides the Nathanael Greene incident, presumably.

 

[cypocraphy]

The closest thing to physical harm I would ever want to see done to Chris is for a 6 year old to kick him in the nuts.

I mean,c'mon...it would be kinda funny.

 

[Bgheff]

The story about the bus sounds like a chunk is missing. Either they were both autistic and "fighting" to be the first off the bus, or Chris did something to provoke the other guy.

Autistic kids aren't usually punched in the head on the bus for laughs, you'd get in too much trouble for that.

 

[cypocraphy]

Chris would lose a fight to an orange traffic cone.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Chris would lose a fight to an orange traffic cone.

He lost a fight to cat shit.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

The story about the bus sounds like a chunk is missing. Either they were both autistic and "fighting" to be the first off the bus, or Chris did something to provoke the other guy.

Chris' accounts of his childhood are always sketchy. I don't know if it's because he doesn't remember such events or chooses not to remember or even reworks it so it doesn't look like he was in the wrong.

 

[NIA-DOA]

I doubt it. Chris is, first and foremost, a coward. The minute he realizes that a confrontation is getting out of hand and is about to become physical, he backs down like a little bitch. Anyone remember Mimm's account of how CWC got into an argument with a kid during a pokemon card game, and how the kid finally stared down Chris? That is basically how Chris reacts to any confrontation. He knows on some level that he can't win a physical fight and has to run with his tail between his legs in order to make it in one piece.

 

[CatParty]

he's a total coward. but re-reading about his behavior at the gameplace shown that he is pretty antagonistic. http://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_GAMe_PLACe ... GAMe_PLACe

but that probably because he felt comfortable enough to act that way since by those times, he probably felt like it was his domain. he probably wouldn't start up with a stranger.

 

[champthom]

Your average person is probably going to think Chris is a retard from a cursory glance and nobody wants to be the guy who beat up a retard.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

When the Tomgirl thing first started, there was a (sketchy) incident where a man was very upset with him for using the women's restroom. It probably didn't end in violence, since if it did Chris would cry about it endlessly, but it likely came close. I'm guessing the man's wife/mom/daughter/sister was in the women's restroom and Chris freaked her out.

I could see that happening... Chris does something way over the line, gets labeled a pervert, then gets his face pounded by the first able-bodied man available. If it happens fast enough, his assailant wouldn't realize Chris was a slow-in-da-mind until after the fact. It's something of a Beat-Up-A-Tard Free card.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

He got taken out of the normal bus because he picked a fight with another kid who wanted to get out of the bus first than Chris. Acoording to Chris, the other kid pushed him to get out first and that how it started. That's why he got put on the special kids bus.
That's what I remember from the Kacey calls.

 

[PolterBob]

The story about the bus sounds like a chunk is missing. Either they were both autistic and "fighting" to be the first off the bus, or Chris did something to provoke the other guy.

Autistic kids aren't usually punched in the head on the bus for laughs, you'd get in too much trouble for that.

Of course. As I mentioned, it was probably Chris being Chris at someone he thought was his inferior for being a slow-in-deh-mind (we all know how Chris treats those he thinks are beneath him in status), Chris tried to play school bully, and Corky kicked his ass for it.

But perhaps EzioCanLeapofFaith is right and this was on a regular bus with a regular kid. Still, Chris being an entitled little shit who demands to be the first off the bus does seem like typical Chris behavior. Knowing how Chris lies a helluva lot, any story he tells you must be taken with an agricultural-grade salt lick block.