Has Chris ever visited a gay bar? -

[CWCissey]

I don't know if there are any in Ruckersville, but wouldn't it be funny if one of the bars Chris has visited to drink his horse piss and Long Island Ice Teas turned out to be a gay bar?

 

[Bgheff]

Being that he is autistic, I doubt he goes to multiple bars. He likely goes to the same one (or will go to the same one until he gets banned).

 

[Aleister Crowley]

He would see boyfriend free men and panic from all the loveydovey men groping and kissing each other. He would go in as a manchild adult autistic thing and walk out drank off his ass. He would then run over a gay couple. Son-chu gets impounded. His ass is sent to a pound me in the ass jail. CWCki is seized as evidence and all the world's pigs fly.

He wouldn't go to a gay bar. He is a dumb and naiive person, but he is very sure he is STRAIGHT (lol derp) and LIKES DA CHINA. This topic is silly and will probably be made a dozen more times.

 

[Judge Holden]

Why of course he did! the pic was even uploaded to times square in celebration of this fact!

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/20_December_2009

 

[CWCissey]

He would see boyfriend free men and panic from all the loveydovey men groping and kissing each other.

You know that not all gay bars are like that, right?

 

[CatParty]

He would see boyfriend free men and panic from all the loveydovey men groping and kissing each other.

You know that not all gay bars are like that, right?

yeah the boring ones aren't

 

[CWCissey]

He would see boyfriend free men and panic from all the loveydovey men groping and kissing each other.

You know that not all gay bars are like that, right?

yeah the boring ones aren't

The non-threatening ones that Chris would likely accidentally visit.

 

[CatParty]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

 

[CWCissey]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

As in TGI?

 

[Henry Bemis]

He'd probably have to set out to find one; I imagine the only gay bars in that area are little dives in the vicinity of UVA.

 

[Marvin]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

Yeah, probably. Or when he can get away from Barb, at least.

 

[CWCissey]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

Yeah, probably. Or when he can get away from Barb, at least.

To be fair, if I had a mother like Barb I'd be driven to drink too.

 

[Surtur]

Ya know, one of the CWC shoose your own adventures covered just this scenario.

 

[LM 697]

Ya know, one of the CWC shoose your own adventures covered just this scenario.

The one where he takes a young man home, drills into his skull (and his brain gets covered in some fluid I think), and makes him his sex slave or something?

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Ya know, one of the CWC shoose your own adventures covered just this scenario.

The one where he takes a young man home, drills into his skull (and his brain gets covered in some fluid I think), and makes him his sex slave or something?

His "sweetheart ground up" makes him more of a dupe of Ed Gein than the one you're thinking of. I think it's wildly inaccurate, just because Our Pet Lolcow wouldn't be any good at taxidermy or zombie creation. He might end up dressing up as a clown though.


We are all going to turn into Anthony at this rate.

 

[CatParty]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

Yeah, probably. Or when he can get away from Barb, at least.

fridays is pretty gay

 

[Seahorses]

he probably drinks at fridays most of the time

Yeah, probably. Or when he can get away from Barb, at least.

fridays is pretty gay

I think it's fabulous.

 

[Bridechu]

I really, really wanted the "Lady Kaka" thing to result in Chris performing drag at a gay bar.

 

[CatParty]

it would be funny if he wandered into a lesbian bar and enjoyed all the "boyfriend free girls"

 

[RoguesGallery]

Of course Chris has been to a gay bar he's been bartending at the Blue Oyster for years, how do you think the police know him so well.