Has Chris finally realized he is a lolcow forever? -

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TrippinKahlua

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I tend to stay away from making new Chris topics because I wasn't very good at them in my early Kiwi days, but I just started again on my whimsical thinking and got back to this point.

I've mentioned this before. In 2014, well before Catherine was becoming more apparent, I was considering that year to be the CWC Renaissance. Content was never so exuberant. For the first time since 2011, the Dark Ages were finally start to brighten, and the sight of morning came in CWCville when he updated his Relationship Status, giving us a brand new sweetheart saga.

I initially disliked the whole ebay/etsy/selling crap like Medallions sub-saga because it was just boring more-of-the same crap with every update. It got even stupider with the Amiibos but it gradually got more footing, with added inclusions like Jerkops, Simonla and Sandy, the entire cast of the Comic, and even minor things like Cole and Bob's children, in his efforts to get them to come back to be the Barb Babysitter.

I often harped about how "not-extreme" the Amiibos and Medallions were, in a word that I often found myself using, due to the events of 2014, and the non-events of 2015, but little did I know that the Medallions and Amiibo's were the final signal of the end of the Dark Ages brought on by that Stupid Atheist Fuck (Thorg, for those who are new) and his shitty Saga that coincidently never finished due to Bob's untimely death.

The unthinkable happened. Even I didn't think it, and was on the opposing side of the weens constantly asking "Is Chris ever gonna make videos again?" or "Make Comic Pages"

How many videos are we on? 30 something?

Who, exactly, does Chris think is watching these videos? The rubbing of estrogel, the Francine Crap, the stupid dance, I can go on and on.

Classic Chris is back with a new color scheme.

For about the 2/3rds of the Dark Ages, Chris seemed desperate to erase his 2007-2010 life. Always going on about empathy and how he is kind and caring, yet always posting ugly photographs with his stupid scarecrow hair and horrid complexion. He kept his Facebook private, as a way to keep his life away from the Trolls and it worked, until Thetan got in.

Of course, there were drastic changes, changes we knew would be long term. The Fire, and the two arrest altercations.

But what does the future hold for Chris, if he's back to his old tricks, and his apparent realization that he is Chris-Chan, whether he calls himself Christine and thinks he is a woman by using Estrogel and wearing Kotex. He will always be Chris-Chan.

And as I've said numerous times, Chris will always be there.
 

AnOminous

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And as I've said numerous times, Chris will always be there.

Chris will never realize he is a lolcow.

He will always be certain that his fandom is unironic, and chalk up all the weening to dang dirty troles.

He may realize on some level that he is a laughingstock but he's always going to compartmentalize that as it would shatter his ego to come fully to terms with it.
 

Yellow Yam Scam

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Someone brought this up in another thread, but how do you think Chris would react if it finally clicked for him that the misfortunes in his life were, by and large, his fault?

This is true for all of us and we would all react like an autistic train wreck if we were to ever discover how true it is.
 

Asandy31

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I think that putting up Chris' stupidity online is sure enough to bring the old idiot out, possibly on a privately owned website, or maybe on a more permissive video hosting site?
 

Clown Doll

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He will always be certain that his fandom is unironic, and chalk up all the weening to dang dirty troles..
I don't think he should care whether his fandom is ironic or not considering that he's making cash out of it, Marvin's said that he's got people approach him at cons and act like genuine fans etc. He's oblivious,sure, but there are many people like him who don't realize people laugh at them, not with them, but they're getting by and they shrug it off. The lack of realization is better for Chris.
 

Asandy31

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This is true for all of us and we would all react like an autistic train wreck if we were to ever discover how true it is.
I think he does, but he's just deeply delusional about it thanks to his shitty upbringing of "you're special, smart, and smarter because you're an HFA" by Barb and Dead Daddy

I don't think he should care whether his fandom is ironic or not considering that he's making cash out of it, Marvin's said that he's got people approach him at cons and act like genuine fans etc. He's oblivious,sure, but there are many people like him who don't realize people laugh at them, not with them, but they're getting by and they shrug it off. The lack of realization is better for Chris.
I think most people laugh at Chris, but due to his autism, he can't detect subtlety

But there are some spergers on youtube calling his hand made crap "modern art"....I feel like saying, wow, you are really autistic if you're choosing this guy to idolize
 

Asandy31

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I think he will be in denial until his mid forties where heath problems claim him
If Nintendo does not get to him first:heart-empty:

He'll still be in denial then, though. He'll just also be in poor health.
Yes, but then he'd be able to claim he was turning into a silver and sagging pony a new and undiscovered breed in Canterlot
 

Dr.Research

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He just assumes he has tons of friends and fans with a few bad apples thrown in to unfairly taunt and make life difficult. He can't grasp that he's a lolcow because he can't see himself as doing anything wrong. He justifies everything he does with some backward ass logic. He's the eternal victim yet somehow the golden son.
Understanding you're a lolcow means realizing how outrageous you are, but he can't do that. Part of which is because it actually means thinking about other people and getting into their heads and that's stressful :c
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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Someone brought this up in another thread, but how do you think Chris would react if it finally clicked for him that the misfortunes in his life were, by and large, his fault?
I think the denial is layered so deep and so thick that it will never happen. When he's able to pass off running over Michael Snyder and the pepper spray incident as not his fault, the victim complex is just ingrained too deep to fix.
 
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