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TrippinKahlua

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Think about it, you had two back-to-back moments of pure emotional Hell for him, for people with autism, when you're broken, you are SHATTERED. :heart-empty: And it is seeming that now that the legal troubles are behind him, Chris is quickly losing his grip on reality (or what little he had) and is finally realizing every thing he thought he knew since he became a legal adult and/or since High School has been bullshit.

Twice, he had an altercation with women, something he had been sort of wishing for for months. However, Ms. U was fat, and Smokey Gal was a Smoker. He is finally understanding that there is no woman that will fit his insanely high standards, and the fact that both cases of altercation were upon negative terms (both of which even involving his own villains, the Manajerks and the Jerkops), all this has made him extremely afraid of the outside world. Like, extremely, extremely afraid.

I'm sure with this great fear, he will lock himself into his room, where all his precious video game and toy collections will keep him happy as he sits in his playroom that looks like it belongs to a 6 year old. Eventually he could even do the comics again to express how fearful he is of the world, but now I'm sounding unrealistic...

You know, if Barb is capable of driving, walking, and doing errands (like many elderly people are), I can totally see her letting Chris do this if it makes her special snowflake happy.
 

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CuriousBystander said:
Or something else has happened to explain the sudden silence. Perhaps he got arrested?
Nah, I wouldn't judge that quickly (or slowly). I'll give him two weeks before I can say something has happened to him.
 

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Chris has been lying low, but I would assume mostly because Barb probably threw a fit when the cops called and informed her all about Chris's big day at El Agave. Now he's at risk of at minimum having to retake his driving exam or getting his license suspended less than 48 hours after getting out of court. (Also, his slow-in-da-mind actions might have also jeopardized their abuse of using their Handicapped tag, but that's wishful speculation on my part.). Knowing the Chandler's mentality, Chris is probably laying low, until Barb gets a hankerin' for sum Q-Sands.

I dunno. Maybe he should contact our skywriter and see if he renewed his helicopter license. I think we can make room in the budget to have them make a few fly-bys and check it out.
 

Marvin

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Chris occasionally posts public stuff on his facebook, but not all the time. He posts public stuff when he has something he wants us to see. Otherwise he sticks to his usual permissions.
 

Kosher Dill

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You'd think after how much we trolled the lady manajerk he'd at least post a thank you.
 

Golly

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Marvin said:
Chris occasionally posts public stuff on his facebook, but not all the time. He posts public stuff when he has something he wants us to see. Otherwise he sticks to his usual permissions.

Still, aren't there people on his friends list who report the more interesting of private postings, or have they been removed?
 

The Dude

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Marvin said:
Chris occasionally posts public stuff on his facebook, but not all the time. He posts public stuff when he has something he wants us to see. Otherwise he sticks to his usual permissions.

Do we still have someone on the inside that can see Chrispy's private posts?
 

Mr. 0

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Goddamn, people, can't we just wait for the next post to be posted here?
 

Sweet and Savoury

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Watching Chrissy fail has become almost an addiction for me.

I just gotaknow what crazy shit he's gotten into today. It's like the serial movies from the twenties, each night a cliffhanger!
 

Some JERK

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Following Chris is like fishing. It's not really about something actually happening, it's about sitting around discussing the previous times something happened, and speculating about how big the next thing that happens will be.

And getting drunk. You guys are drunk too, right?
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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somejerk said:
Following Chris is like fishing. It's not really about something actually happening, it's about sitting around discussing the previous times something happened, and speculating about how big the next thing that happens will be.

And getting drunk. You guys are drunk too, right?
I love it.
 

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The Dude said:
Marvin said:
Chris occasionally posts public stuff on his facebook, but not all the time. He posts public stuff when he has something he wants us to see. Otherwise he sticks to his usual permissions.

Do we still have someone on the inside that can see Chrispy's private posts?
I don't think we have someone on his friends list yet, but we're working on it.

somejerk said:
Following Chris is like fishing. It's not really about something actually happening, it's about sitting around discussing the previous times something happened, and speculating about how big the next thing that happens will be.

And getting drunk. You guys are drunk too, right?
Oh you betcha.
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
He is finally understanding that there is no woman that will fit his insanely high standards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA











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Marvin said:
The Dude said:
Marvin said:
Chris occasionally posts public stuff on his facebook, but not all the time. He posts public stuff when he has something he wants us to see. Otherwise he sticks to his usual permissions.

Do we still have someone on the inside that can see Chrispy's private posts?
I don't think we have someone on his friends list yet, but we're working on it.
Get out there and do it! I'll be up all night with you if I have to! You won't have any sleep until that spy's on!
 

JULAY

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somejerk said:
Following Chris is like fishing. It's not really about something actually happening, it's about sitting around discussing the previous times something happened, and speculating about how big the next thing that happens will be.

And getting drunk. You guys are drunk too, right?

Great analogy. And drunk? I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
 
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