Off-Topic Have there been attempts to actively troll Phil? -

[AutisticSupervillain]

He's been so boring lately.

Chris generally isn't interesting unless you prod him to do so.

Has anyone attempted this with Phil?

 

[cumrobbery]

I think someone tried to catfish him

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

 

[Splendid]

No

 

[AnOminous]

Someone mailed him a potato and he did a video where he stabbed it and yelled at it. That was pretty funny.

Also someone mailed him shit from one of those shit mailing services. That was pretty ween.

 

[introman]

Late 2010-2012 there was a group of stonecutters that did; but it dissolved when Rika was dropping content for free without any prodding.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Mail him a bar of soap and a tooth brush.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Mail him a bar of soap and a tooth brush.

He'd probably claim the soap was plastic explosive and he'd foiled a Kiwi bomb plot.

 

[salt]

Phil produces plenty of his own milk without much prodding.

 

[Cthulu]

He's been so boring lately.

Chris generally isn't interesting unless you prod him to do so.

Has anyone attempted this with Phil?

Most lolcows produce content on their own. Why put effort into it? Plus the fact we document and archive. We really don't troll other than not letting people hide from their own stupidity.

• No trolling plans. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, you will be ridiculed and penalized.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Are you kidding me?

Simple WEEKS after /cow///cwc/ discovered ADF, they made a CWCki-style wiki out of him, fucking CERTAIN they found the new Chris-Chan. They prodded him along with this crap (with help by Thorg, that stupid atheist fuck, who was running a CWC Saga at the time) and Phil even made a JenkinsJinkies-type assault on the Wiki.

Within the first few months of them discovering Phil. It was ridiculously forced, and that was where I started chimping out about how unfunny he was.

If they didn't try to force him into being the new Chris-Chan so quickly, I wouldn't have cared that much.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

My favorite was when someone mailed him diapers and he started claiming he has "kink clients" and "pay pigs" LOL.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Wasn't there that whole weirdness with Dusty coming back or some shit? It wasn't trolling so much as Dusty trying to stroke his own ego and savior complex, but he did make direct contact with Phil a few times during that period, IIRC.

 

[MMX]

Someone from /cow/ was apparently coaching Phil's reactions and granting him access to the Phil thread, other than that Phil's biggest troll was Jordman.
A lot of dumb shit Phil did during his days with the tranny triat was down to Rika and Jordman pushing him into it.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

When you succeed in finding a new cow, it's rewarding to immediately dig up as much info as possible on them, and the sudden onslaught of new content is often overwhelming. It took years to dig through Chris's past, and a wiki had to be created to track it all. However, once the cow is more than half "known", it takes longer and longer to find previously unknown content.

That's what's happned with Phil. It happened with Chris, it's happened with nearly every other cow. We get used to waking up and finding our daily Tard fix, but you have to get used to the idea that Phil, Chris, and the other top cows are a slow burn. Don't look for fireworks, just wait, secure in the knowledge that their own stupidity will pay off. Read Chris' forums over the long haul, and you'll see months of "Chris is boring now! He posts pokemon stuff on Facebook. Should we troll him?" and people ask if Chris is "over". Then, after six months of nothing, he burns down his house. Or maces a guy. Or tries to find his old gal-pals. Months of boredom are rewarded with another huge rush of content.

This is the case with Phil. He's quiet now. Let him be quiet, don't be a spaz and try to get "content" from him... he will give it of his own accord in good time.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

When you succeed in finding a new cow, it's rewarding to immediately dig up as much info as possible on them, and the sudden onslaught of new content is often overwhelming. It took years to dig through Chris's past, and a wiki had to be created to track it all. However, once the cow is more than half "known", it takes longer and longer to find previously unknown content.

That's what's happned with Phil. It happened with Chris, it's happened with nearly every other cow. We get used to waking up and finding our daily Tard fix, but you have to get used to the idea that Phil, Chris, and the other top cows are a slow burn. Don't look for fireworks, just wait, secure in the knowledge that their own stupidity will pay off. Read Chris' forums over the long haul, and you'll see months of "Chris is boring now! He posts pokemon stuff on Facebook. Should we troll him?" and people ask if Chris is "over". Then, after six months of nothing, he burns down his house. Or maces a guy. Or tries to find his old gal-pals. Months of boredom are rewarded with another huge rush of content.

This is the case with Phil. He's quiet now. Let him be quiet, don't be a spaz and try to get "content" from him... he will give it of his own accord in good time.

Well absolutely. Phil is his own best troll. The pay pigs incident being one, and his livestreamed Kiwi Patrols round Portland and the weird noises he makes when he walks are another.

 

[MMX]

When you succeed in finding a new cow, it's rewarding to immediately dig up as much info as possible on them, and the sudden onslaught of new content is often overwhelming. It took years to dig through Chris's past, and a wiki had to be created to track it all. However, once the cow is more than half "known", it takes longer and longer to find previously unknown content.

That's what's happned with Phil. It happened with Chris, it's happened with nearly every other cow. We get used to waking up and finding our daily Tard fix, but you have to get used to the idea that Phil, Chris, and the other top cows are a slow burn. Don't look for fireworks, just wait, secure in the knowledge that their own stupidity will pay off. Read Chris' forums over the long haul, and you'll see months of "Chris is boring now! He posts pokemon stuff on Facebook. Should we troll him?" and people ask if Chris is "over". Then, after six months of nothing, he burns down his house. Or maces a guy. Or tries to find his old gal-pals. Months of boredom are rewarded with another huge rush of content.

This is the case with Phil. He's quiet now. Let him be quiet, don't be a spaz and try to get "content" from him... he will give it of his own accord in good time.

Zero effort was really made to dig into Phil.
He pretty much posted everything we need to know on his live journal and DA account.
Unlike other cows info wasn't hard to find as Phil and his asspatters, associated cows (jordman/rika) and victims (kori/his e-brides) all lived their lives openly online.

 

[AnOminous]

Zero effort was really made to dig into Phil.
He pretty much posted everything we need to know on his live journal and DA account.
Unlike other cows info wasn't hard to find as Phil and his asspatters, associated cows (jordman/rika) and victims (kori/his e-brides) all lived their lives openly online.

The rat kings Phil led us to inadvertently are pretty much more interesting than he is now. He's just a tattooed oaf who tards around Portland and does not much of interest.

 

[MMX]

The rat kings Phil led us to inadvertently are pretty much more interesting than he is now. He's just a tattooed oaf who tards around Portland and does not much of interest.

Agreed
The days of Phil actually doing anything are long gone, these days all he does and we either waste pages disproving the lie or decoding what really happened.
The cows Phil led us to actually live out the levels of crazy that Phil simply lies about.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

Also Phil will spin anything done to him off for ass pats and unlike CWC he's surrounded by people who either will buy it or pretend to for SJW points.