Have you considered having sex? -

[Exorbital Columnations]

Well? Maybe you'd stop seething about muh wahmen then. Fag.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

I had.

Once.
Said girl left to a different state the next day.
I actually knew her a good amount of time before it happened.

Yeah. It only made things worse as I was the only one serious about that possible relationship.

 

[Exuvia]

Sex is a myth promoted by the latex industry.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Does a fleshlight count?

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I had.

Once.
Said girl left to a different state the next day.
I actually knew her a good amount of time before it happened.

Yeah. It only made things worse as I was the only one serious about that possible relationship.

She hot or...?

 

[RurkerHivemind]

She hot or...?

Definitely out of my league.
Her tits were nice even with inverted nipples.

 

[Info Player Start]

I don't really like being around people in general

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I considered having sex, once.

ONCE...

Then sensei leg swept me and stood over me, holding his katana to my chin, chastising me for losing focus. I've diligently studied the blade ever since.

 

[Grinrow]

I considered having sex with ur mother but then I remembered shes fat and therefore would not have sex with her

 

[Un Platano]

Your suggestion has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputted and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[Blamo]

Sex is a myth promoted by the latex industry.

The secret war between Latex, PVC and Leather.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I considered having sex with ur mother but then I remembered shes fat and therefore would not have sex with her

... Papa?

 

[Lucky Strike Salesman]

I've considered it but your mother's waiting list is full up

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I've considered it but your mother's waiting list is full up

... Uncle Joe?

 

[KingStatic'sHeresyHearse]

null clearly hasn't considered that

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Bob and vagene? ...

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Yes. But I'd rather not.
I want to keep my virginity 'cause I am not a loser.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Yes. But I'd rather not.
I want to keep my virginity 'cause I am not a loser.

You have an entirely unnecessary underscore in your username: you're a loser.

 

[JamalActimel]

I did it's the only way women respect me.
I look like this guy with glasses

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sex is gay. No.