Title says it all. I once had a dream about him.
Little disclaimer first: I know Chris isn't going to kill anyone. That's part of his charm, how he constantly spews death threats but backs away at the first sign of physical conflict. Second disclaimer, I never want to harm Chris. Why would I? He's provided not only me, but all of us with laughs.
I had a dream that Christian Weston Chandler went psycho. Well, MORE psycho. He was holed up in his home with a gun, as jerkops kept coming to his house and he kept shooting them. The Cwcki had verified that he had killed 15 cops with a sarcastic "Good job Chris!" (Jesus Cwcki, show some respect). At some point, I was held hostage by the big CWC. I think there was another person there, but I don't remember the details. His pistol looked like a toy, with the orange barrel, kinda like an NES zapper, but I saw him kill cops with it, so it was real. I noticed that his guard was down at some point, so I wrestled the gun out of his hands. I stood a distance away from him, pointed the gun at him and yelled "STAY BACK! I don't want to shoot!" Chris didn't listen and started lumbering towards me with this blank expression on his face. I was terrified and opened fire. I guess this part is a reference to how Chris doesn't know what bargaining position he's in, but I think he would back down when someone is aiming a fucking gun at him. I wasn't shooting at any body part specifically, but I ended up shooting him in the head. I was driven home in the back of a cop car thinking "Whoa. This is how the chronicles of Chris Chan ends."
Thoughts? Comments? A-log ratings?
Little disclaimer first: I know Chris isn't going to kill anyone. That's part of his charm, how he constantly spews death threats but backs away at the first sign of physical conflict. Second disclaimer, I never want to harm Chris. Why would I? He's provided not only me, but all of us with laughs.
I had a dream that Christian Weston Chandler went psycho. Well, MORE psycho. He was holed up in his home with a gun, as jerkops kept coming to his house and he kept shooting them. The Cwcki had verified that he had killed 15 cops with a sarcastic "Good job Chris!" (Jesus Cwcki, show some respect). At some point, I was held hostage by the big CWC. I think there was another person there, but I don't remember the details. His pistol looked like a toy, with the orange barrel, kinda like an NES zapper, but I saw him kill cops with it, so it was real. I noticed that his guard was down at some point, so I wrestled the gun out of his hands. I stood a distance away from him, pointed the gun at him and yelled "STAY BACK! I don't want to shoot!" Chris didn't listen and started lumbering towards me with this blank expression on his face. I was terrified and opened fire. I guess this part is a reference to how Chris doesn't know what bargaining position he's in, but I think he would back down when someone is aiming a fucking gun at him. I wasn't shooting at any body part specifically, but I ended up shooting him in the head. I was driven home in the back of a cop car thinking "Whoa. This is how the chronicles of Chris Chan ends."
Thoughts? Comments? A-log ratings?
