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We'll see who's the real men around here.
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I pulled it screeching from the earth, cut it into little pieces, and enjoyed my garden salad greatly.
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I shot a pig with a Serbu RN50. Not much was left but most of the chunks were tasty.
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"Let's see who's the real men around here"
You know, you remind me. There's this movie I watched once. About two real men who lived together in the wilderness and hunted their food too. I think they were ranchers. And they even shared a tent naked together to keep warm. I think the previous joker actor was one of the manly ranchers who starred. I wish I could be like those two manly men one day and hunt my food.
You know, you remind me. There's this movie I watched once. About two real men who lived together in the wilderness and hunted their food too. I think they were ranchers. And they even shared a tent naked together to keep warm. I think the previous joker actor was one of the manly ranchers who starred. I wish I could be like those two manly men one day and hunt my food.
Yes, but it was a fish. I was five though the first time, and I fried it up myself.
My dad stopped going hunting years before I was born, but then one day when I was a kid he decided to go goose hunting and take me along for the experience of it, remember carrying it back to the car and taking it to the neighbors to pluck it don't remember eating it, we may have given it to him.
My dad stopped going hunting years before I was born, but then one day when I was a kid he decided to go goose hunting and take me along for the experience of it, remember carrying it back to the car and taking it to the neighbors to pluck it don't remember eating it, we may have given it to him.
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I know you're talking about Brokeback Mountain, but I genuinely wish I could roleplay RDR2 IRL and go live off game and shit I pull out of the ground. But my Pa never did that sort of thing himself (hated camping), so I don't even know the first thing about that stuff, much less have the expensive equipment for it.
Yes, and it wasn't fish.
It was crab. And also fish.
I've never hunted any non-human animals, only Jihadists.
It was crab. And also fish.
I've never hunted any non-human animals, only Jihadists.
I wish I could live off the land too and one day go into the wilderness to hunt for my own Wi-Fi. Skin it, password it, roast it, porn it, all that good jazz.
I've been fishing, crabbing, gator-hunting, frog-gigging, deer-hunting and boar-culling in my teen years. Growing up in the Deep South will make you do this shit even if you don't enjoy it. Still, there is something satisfying about killing the animal you'll be eating that night, or tomorrow. That's how it was with my first deer.
Would helping a chinese mother prepare the family dog count?
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I grew up in Appalachia and didn't do shit. Honestly I think I beat my chest so much about the region because I don't really have a connection to that stuff.
But anyways, have you ever noodled? Sticking your hand in a hole to let a catfish bite it sounds really fucking stupid, but the idea still appeals, like snake-handling.
This post reeks of insecurity, I love it.
Yeah, but she had it coming.
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Why? I'm not a real man, I've only killed fish, and they were tiny little bluegills I should have just let go, and I felt terrible about it.
I've never personally noodled, but smaller river fish in the South don't have big enough teeth to make noodling dangerous. Wells' and Goonch, those big foreign monstrosities? Those fuckers have fucking J A W S. My granddad swore by noodling, I just used catfish nets.
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Sticking hand in a dark hole underwater = Snakebite
Water Moccasins stick to the surface, so it's very unlikely you'll 'git bit' while noodling, especially if you're in waist-high. Worst I've ever seen happen was a kid getting his finger nicked by a crawfish when he insisted that the tiny-ass crawhole in the bottom of the crick was a catfish.
Or does smashing the bones in a mouse's body with a beer bottle count if I didn't eat it afterward?
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