Have you told people IRL about Chris? -

[Mal0]

Only to three people:

My ex-gf who would listen in on Geno Samuel's documentary. She still watches the documentary regularly and we chat about it from time to time, mainly making CWC references.
My current gf who asked who I was listening to (again, listening to the documentary in the background as I was doing menial chores), and didn't care much besides a passive "oh, he sounds weird."

And finally my former best friend, who at first used to yell "No darkies" at me whenever I'd come over, but in an ironic twist of fate he trooned out and now actually believes Chris is trans because "all trans people are valid" or some bs.

I suppose if you stare too long into the autism, the autist stares back.

 

[Zebedee]

I tried doing the same, but she was so creeped out about him that she couldn't stand more than a few videos and images. She does, however, have an advanced knowledge about Amberlynn Reid, so that's a thing we've bonded over.

I guess women really do gravitate towards female cows.

I really do think that there’s something to that mentality, kind of like when you see a bunch of high school girls, chatting between themselves about the bottom feeders of their social circles.

 

[Ampersandy]

I suppose if you stare too long into the autism, the autist stares back.

Too much cow-watching, and eventually, you become the cow...

 

[Zebedee]

Only to three people:

My ex-gf who would listen in on Geno Samuel's documentary. She still watches the documentary regularly and we chat about it from time to time, mainly making CWC references.
My current gf who asked who I was listening to (again, listening to the documentary in the background as I was doing menial chores), and didn't care much besides a passive "oh, he sounds weird."

And finally my former best friend, who at first used to yell "No darkies" at me whenever I'd come over, but in an ironic twist of fate he trooned out and now actually believes Chris is trans because "all trans people are valid" or some bs.

I suppose if you stare too long into the autism, the autist stares back.

I’ve been here for years, so I really hope that’s not true or I’m fucked beyond belief.

 

[Mal0]

I’ve been here for years, so I really hope that’s not true or I’m fucked beyond belief.

You have no idea how much I wish I was kidding.

 

[Zebedee]

You have no idea how much I wish I was kidding.

Better get my HRT prescription ordered from my local doctor then, the NHS loves their troons so it shouldn’t be that difficult. No point fighting a beast you can’t beat.

 

[Jew-ish]

I am a newfag who only found out about chris and the farms through "Down the Rabbit Hole" and Geno's series on chris. I told several friends I was watching a 40 hour documentary about an autistic trans person that played out like the shittiest greek tragedy of all time. I would bring up random moments of Christory when we were hanging out just to see their reactions, which are always a mixture of amused and shocked.

 

[Firetruck9000]

If a person in real life wanted to talk about Chris Chan with me, I would turn 360 degrees and walk away.

 

[Travis Touchdown]

If someone asked me about Chris chan I would probably just feign ignorance. I don't know how you explain Chris chan to someone who's never heard of him without making yourself look like an asshole

 

[Zelos Wilder]

My girlfriend and I watched the documentary during covid lockdown. I do an okayish chris impression and randomly spout quotes to get her to laugh or respond with a "Hm yeah. "

She fucking hates it when I go Hm yeah and have been forced to stop.

 

[Eggwhore]

Me and my siblings watched the Chris Chan Documentary a couple christmases ago

 

[Mr. 0]

Me and my siblings watched the Chris Chan Documentary a couple christmases ago

coal nuggets from chris's ass would've been a nicer gift

 

[185405]

If a person in real life wanted to talk about Chris Chan with me, I would turn 360 degrees and walk away.

You mean you would moon walk away because 360 you end up facing them again.

 

[NiggerJim]

Im a veteran and whenever my super PTSD buddy gets into a rut I try and tell him about CWC, it brings a smile to his eyes.

also whenever another veteran contemplates suicide I bring up CWC, I wish I was still in, I would just show CWC documentaries for suicide prevention classes.

 

[Just Dont]

Im a veteran and whenever my super PTSD buddy gets into a rut I try and tell him about CWC, it brings a smile to his eyes.

also whenever another veteran contemplates suicide I bring up CWC, I wish I was still in, I would just show CWC documentaries for suicide prevention classes.

The autism is strong with you.

 

[The Crust]

Actually, yes. My girlfriend recently got me back into cwc lore and we started watching the cwc documentary together.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I swear to god I actually met two insanely hot chicks talking about cwc lol chris would be so jealous

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

My aspie brother brought him up and my tismo-senses kicked in. We discussed him for a bit.

 

[eDove]

I got my husband into it on accident. Long time ago, I had episode eight of Geno Samuel's documentary playing on our TV and when he walked by, he just became glued to it. Mystified. Like he was watching a bad car accident. After that, I wasn't allowed to watch the documentary unless he was around to see it too.

It's a really fun interest (hobby?) for us to share as a married couple. I've versed him in a few cows since then. He's always been a people-watcher, so this was the perfect untapped hobby for him. We'd also like to be parents someday and we feel we've learned a lot from Chris' uprbinging and the many mistakes his parents made.

Spoiler: How it's benefited us

Growing up, my man didn't have internet until he was sixteen. Even then, it was that shitty dial-up that barely worked. I don't think he fully understood the dangers of leaving your kids unintended online until I showed him Chris Chan. Whenever I'd voice my concerns about our kids having unfettered internet access in the future, he'd sort of brush it off, but now he sees how damning it can actually be for a kid. So, I thank Chris for being an extreme example of lackluster parenting and, in turn, preventing history from repeating itself.

 

[Nick the Oreo]

Just some of my friends at work. They looked at me like a crazy person when I started telling them about Chris