Not trolling. The hambeast didn't wash her hair for 2 months
Amberlynn's Dating Advice video *lipsmack*
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Dear Amberhouse Forums.....
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haven’t washed my hair in two months... - April 12, 2020 04/12/20
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Not trolling. The hambeast didn't wash her hair for 2 months
Amberlynn's Dating Advice video *lipsmack*
What are these stories?
Dear Amberhouse Forums.....
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I think people are meant to SHOCKED by your deepest darkest secrets Amberlynn.
Just gonna casually grease over the fact that she hasn’t washed her hair in two months, no explanation why or acknowledgement that she’s narsty as fuck, no bullshit on how sthoap is ackshully bad for u
I mean, we been knew she’s as much of a greaseball as the Great Greg himself but damn. That was kind of jarring.
I mean, we been knew she’s as much of a greaseball as the Great Greg himself but damn. That was kind of jarring.
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Not news, show legs.
I fully expected a question mark on the end of that title, almost didn't click the notification. I must remind everyone here: THERE ARE NO PILLOWCASES ON PILLOW MOUNTAIN.
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Someone admitted that they cancel plans with friends because they’re overweight and get winded easily. She says she’s never “understanded” another post more. Says the person should talk to their friends since her friends understand that she can’t do certain activities. You’d think that would be a wake-up call but of course it’s not.
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She asked Becky at the end if she had a deep dark secret and Becky said no, girl don’t lie you tried to fuck your stepsister and took part in a cancer scam no one believes you’re that innocent.
edited to add; what I mean by this is someone who can do grotty shit like this must have some pretty good secrets, I didn’t mean that THOSE were the secrets because we all know about them obviously.
edited to add; what I mean by this is someone who can do grotty shit like this must have some pretty good secrets, I didn’t mean that THOSE were the secrets because we all know about them obviously.
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Al just thinks that so long as her hair is in a poop bun, nobody will notice how greasy it is. She has a habit of thinking her viewers are dumber than they really are, but that’s not news. If Al really wanted to not have as much hassle, she should just cut her hair super short or go bald. I know she thinks her hair is one of the few feminine things she still possesses, but it loses its effect if she can’t wash it regularly.
Yeah, everyone knows that one, though. TRUE deep, dark secrets tend to die with the person who carries them.
Those aren't secrets though.
I love how Amber refrains from judging the skank who got knocked up by her best friend's husband. What the hell, Amber? You should judge for something like that. It's fucked up. Friends don't fuck their best friend's husband.
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Only fourteen minutes? I am shocked.
0:00 ‘Hey guise!’ Hey, Amber. The turban look isn’t helping you. You should try a hajib instead.
0:10 Talking about how she put on Snapchat and Instagram about how ‘you guys NEED TO email me and tell me your deepest, darkest secret’. Fucking DemandaLynn.
0:27 Figures she’ll be talking about other people, but figured to start it off she’ll be telling us a secret of hers.
0:45 She hasn’t washed her hair in about 2 months (UUUUUGH)
0:55 Uses a lot of dry shampoo when she has her hair down. (UUUUUGH)
1:09 Looking a fool so we aren’t embarrassed to tell her our own deepest, darkest secrets.
1:26 Says she hasn’t read any of them and she won’t get to all of them because there’s a lot. Shows off the ‘handy dandy’ laptop. Let’s get into these.
Let’s actually just give a run down of them.
13:40 Amber confesses to struggling with content ideas. And then decides she’s got another secret. This wench. Here I was hopeful we were wrapping up. But now I look and realize there’s still a minute left. Ugh.
13:52 She wasted a whole bottle of nail polish painting a piece of paper. Because she gets fidgety. For fuck’s sake.
14:10 Hopes you enjoyed this, she’s super tired, it’s 0900 and she hasn’t slept yet. Trying to fix her sleeping schedule.
14:30 Adjusting sleeping schedules is confusing. Hopes to see her in her next video. *smooch*
TL;DW: This was dumb. You should pride yourself on not wasting 14:36 of your life.
0:10 Talking about how she put on Snapchat and Instagram about how ‘you guys NEED TO email me and tell me your deepest, darkest secret’. Fucking DemandaLynn.
0:27 Figures she’ll be talking about other people, but figured to start it off she’ll be telling us a secret of hers.
0:45 She hasn’t washed her hair in about 2 months (UUUUUGH)
0:55 Uses a lot of dry shampoo when she has her hair down. (UUUUUGH)
1:09 Looking a fool so we aren’t embarrassed to tell her our own deepest, darkest secrets.
1:26 Says she hasn’t read any of them and she won’t get to all of them because there’s a lot. Shows off the ‘handy dandy’ laptop. Let’s get into these.
Let’s actually just give a run down of them.
- I’ve been in love with my best friend for over 3 years. (AL: I feel that’s very common and I don’t want this to be an advice column, but you should tell them. Just saying that in the past like in high school she went through that but it turned out good even though they broke up.)
- I’m so ashamed of my teeth that I’ve let it take over my life. I don’t smile in photos and I don’t like to eat. I don’t work, my family doesn’t like me, I’m completely alone. (AL: That broke my heart *cry cry cry* You’re absolute gorgeous *kissass* I understand being your worst critique. What struck home is that your family doesn’t like you and you feel completely alone. Insert dumb advice here.)
- So when I was a freshman in high school I was curious about having it with a woman so I called some girl off the internet and we agreed to have it. My parents were gone for a trip but unfortunately they had to come back soon and they were coming up the stairs. The girl was hiding under the bedsheets and my brother accidentally sat on her and they found out (AL: *was laughing through all this shit*)
- I used my boyfriend’s PayPal to get Nintendo online for a year and I changed his Netflix password. (AL: you gotta do what you gotta do! (AL, you are a horrible person for supporting this. I hope Necky locks you out of the bank account and moves back in with her clan.))
- I like to pretend I’m a youtube and talk to an audience. I also like to rewatch my snapchat story and pretend that it’s gold. (AL: I do that too!!! (Way to admit to being a narc, you narc))
- I went to a religious high school and I was the only gay kid there, had the biggest crush on a hot guy. Guy was chewing on a water bottle and threw it at one of his friends and it ended up next to me, so I chose to chew on it because reasons. I ended up getting mono from it. (AL: That is the best thing I’ve ever heard! Very sad you got mono, but that’s a situation that sucks really bad at the time but later on you can laugh about it. I totally get it and would do the same thing.)
- I downloaded whisper to send nudes to strangers for fun. (AL: You do you, have fun! (OMFG, AL, YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST. (Chewing on tophat)))
- I got pregnant by my best friend’s husband and she doesn’t know. I’m afraid to tell her but I’m afraid my child will start to look like him. (AL: Woah. I’m not here to judge, but I’m just like shook. I want to give advice. Do what you feel is right.)
- I got so bored during being locked up in the house so made an Insta account selling feet pics. (AL: That’s amazing! Doesn’t understand why people like feet, but that’s awesome)
- I make excuses to avoid hanging out with friends because I’m a fatass and my stamina is complete balls. (AL: I understand that more than I’ve understood anything else in my life. Be honest with your friends that you can’t breathe because of your lard. - TANGENT - says she’s going to skim them and not read the ones that are too serious out loud. Because uploading nudes to strangers and being knocked up by your best friend’s husband aren’t too serious to be read out loud. Gah, this bitch. Why am I only halfway through this bullshit? And why is she still blathering instead of reading shit? Fucking stop talking and thanking people for being idiots and sending you bullshit!)
- I constantly push on my cat’s belly and make fart noises with my mouth to make it seem like she’s farting. (AL: That’s funny! I blow farts on Twinkie’s belly and she thinks it’s funny. (buuuuuuullshiiiiiit.))
- I have a huge crush on my English professor. (AL: You’re lucky because you have some eye candy in that class)
- I take a penny out of the register every time I work to save up for a Komodo dragon. (AL: I don’t know! Like
!) - I’m afraid of belly buttons. They freak me out. (AL: Everyone has weird fears)
- Not proud, but I had an affair with my husband’s brother. (AL: No comment)
- There’s a super mean girl in my school. Two years ago they were in my art class and they were making fun of me for my hoodie. Before we did our art project, I stole her rings and wore them as toe rings. Saw her at the car wash and was wearing her ring on my toe. (AL: Wow, revenge)
- We had a dog and I licked its vomit off the ground. (AL: What? (Was that one of you assholes? Lol) AL admits to eating a bit of kibble of dog food when she was a kid.)
- Has a tattoo and dropped college classes that the parents don’t know about. Did start college again, and should be done soon. (AL: Focuses on tattoo instead of the lying to her parents and wasting their money. Bitch.)
13:40 Amber confesses to struggling with content ideas. And then decides she’s got another secret. This wench. Here I was hopeful we were wrapping up. But now I look and realize there’s still a minute left. Ugh.
13:52 She wasted a whole bottle of nail polish painting a piece of paper. Because she gets fidgety. For fuck’s sake.
14:10 Hopes you enjoyed this, she’s super tired, it’s 0900 and she hasn’t slept yet. Trying to fix her sleeping schedule.
14:30 Adjusting sleeping schedules is confusing. Hopes to see her in her next video. *smooch*
TL;DW: This was dumb. You should pride yourself on not wasting 14:36 of your life.
Absolutely disgusting.
She is a pig through and through.
She is a pig through and through.
If her hair hadn't been washed in 2 months, then the rest of her body wasn't washed either. Necky must have hosed her off in the fags pool. Amber should sell that bathwater.
I didn't know dry shampoo was a thing. I wish I still didn't.
I didn’t mean they were secrets, what I meant was someone capable of creepy shit like that is bound to have some dark shit in their closet
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