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Careercow Hayden Black: Gen Zed is a Pipe DreamInstead makes shit jokes about our god emperor

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When do you think GEN ZED will be released?

  1. 4 months time

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    0.5%
  2. 6 months time

    3 vote(s)
    0.5%
  3. A year +

    16 vote(s)
    2.5%
  4. Never

    218 vote(s)
    34.4%
  5. Pew Pew!

    394 vote(s)
    62.1%
  1. NiceguyEddie is heading towards his own thread at Mach 3 speed.
     
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  2. Just be warned, Sobel's website has auto-play music and looks like early-00's flash. (:_(
     
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    #3942 HickoryDickory, Nov 22, 2015
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  3. Note: Come On Eileen was released in 1982. That makes it almost 34 years old. About twice as old as most of the tumblr generation.

    Dad humor indeed.
     
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  4. Eddie wishes he was notable enough to have his own thread, but aside from his attention-whoring in the comment sections of Gen Zed videos, there isn't much to him. The content of his show isn't anything more or less funny than your typical left-wing radio show that you can get on your car radio, albeit with slightly more gays and transsexuals. If he did get a thread, I think it would die out pretty quickly.

    In any case, if he's going to be putting out claims about having 5 million listeners to his shows, he should have the courtesy to provide some means of verifying those claims, or have verified them himself; providing the name of the person who owns Rainbow Radio—the busy person who probably does not divulge information to just anyone who rings her up—does not qualify.

    All we have to go off of are what is public. The number of times his archived broadcasts have been listened to is remarkably low, with the Gen Zed recordings being amongst the most popular ones—relatively speaking, that is. Then you have his Patreon page, where no funds are listed. Having never used Patreon myself, I don't know if you can hide your amount or not, but I couldn't find anything regarding that in the help section of the website, so I think it's safe to say that no-one's giving Eddie any money. Then there's his Tumblr page, wherein all of his posts—aside from those popular ones that he re-blogged from someone else—have no notes whatsoever.

    Needless to say, this is not symptomatic of having millions of listeners. Someone would follow him on Facebook. Someone would pledge some money his way. I don't care if his main audience comes from his live shows. He can't even compete with Nestorious Public Radio:
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    #3944 Hat, Nov 22, 2015
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  5. He already verified it in the negative. Nobody with "5 million listeners" has time to sperg out at such length on someone else's video.
     
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  6. Niceguy Eddie has a huge inferiority complex. Someone posed a simple question to Sobel. Eddie jumped in and immediately touted his own "achievements".
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  7. Joke autism is real.
     
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  8. Is that even a joke? Or just power leveling?
     
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  9. You know, I got all the others. They weren't funny, but I understood on an intellectual level what they were supposed to mean.
    This one? I can't even start to comprehend.
     
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  10. Jontron sums up my feelings on this.
     
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  11. It's a reference to Adele's new single, which is less underwhelming than Hayden's jokes.
     
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  12. Once again, a relevant quote from Nice Guy Eddie, right after talking about his degree,

    "Does this have ANYTHING to do with running a radio station or anything we're talking about?"

    Black seems to not only attract crazies, but other crazies who, like Goldstein and Black, keep saying things that only shoot themselves in the foot.
     
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  13. The tryhard is strong in this one.

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  14. Is he trying to say that he wets the bed
     
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  15. So I think I get it. It's like he has a robo-girlfriend who just broke down again? I think? This is what happens when you try and write wit when you have some antimatter negaverse variant of it instead. Seriously, I know rocks with better senses of humor than Hayden Black, delusional moron who will not finish Gen Zed. At least rocks can sometimes erode into penises.
    Do we know if that joke twitter is Hayden's? Because I can't see how it isn't considering anyone else would deem anything he writes as broken English and kill it with fire. Dude's not just incontinent; he's anticompetent.
     
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  16. Forgive me for going off-topic on Hayden, but I got a reply from Sobel about Eddie, and I can see where he gets his smug go-ahead to be an attention seeking sperg.

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  17. I'm pretty sure it's not his. According to their Twitter, """""comedians""""" like Black, i cannot possibly put enough quotations around that sign up for it.
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    As you can see at the top, they also have about 54k tweets, and I'd imagine it's probably automated. If Black was running it, I doubt he'd go to the trouble to have anyone else's jokes tweeted.
     
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  18. Well, color me surprised.

    He's still an asshole and an attention whore, though.
     
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  19. Jesus, Black's jokes are just deathspiraling into the autistic abyss.

    Also, on the Gen Zed website/blog...
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    How much you wanna bet 18 of those "subscribers" are bots?
     
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  20. That explains it; only a robot could not feel absolute sadness from reading Hayden Black's antihumor. He can't even claim people like his joke; he's just a tard who signed up to an automated system that will retweet everything.

    That amuses me quite a bit to be honest.
     
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