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Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lipsBody-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016.

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  1. But she looks modular!
     
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  2. The black socks with the black curtains; I thought it was an amputee or midget at first

    Every single person who says something positive is a lolcow themselves
     
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  3. Correcting yakeiggaws pronoun use. She considers herself a "they" which is actually appropriate bc she's the size of two or more people.
     
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  4. She claims to be gender non-binary, even though she presents as female and the full manifestation of her male side consists of her saying that she has a male side.
     
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  5. The she-beluga is migrating back to NYC.
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    Mary mother of god i hope she didnt eat that guinea pig. Screen Shot 2016-12-10 at 11.20.39 AM.png
    No Hayley...The vast majority of your followers aren't Belarussian teen escorts, theyre fat dangerhaired gunts like yourself and you know it.
     
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  6. She'll be an amputee soon enough, do not worry.
     
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  7. I love the artistry in this picture, one finds that it elicits the eternal struggle for sustenance by the perpetually corpulent. I am of the opinion that the aluminium foil is representational of the shackles placed upon us by this thin centric world. The butter is clearly intended to represent the legion of temptations foisted upon us by the capitalist medical conspiracy. For who else is to be held responsible for our liberated rotund form?
     
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  8. A fresh pail of neurotic raving.
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  9. Only Hayley could take a stupid meme picture of a dog dressed up for Easter and then it into a long rambling paragraph about her feefees and how special she is
     
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  10. I can't tell if she's just vapid and dramatic or actually hates herself and self-punishes with public humiliation.
     
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  11. Feel really sorry for the passenger who had to sit next to that
     
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  12. She probably shamed them publicly for fatphobia against womyns like last time
     
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  13. wtf do you mean misgender you Hayley? YOU'RE A WHITE FEMALE.
     
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  14. According to her she's a "non-binary femme" which is SJW dialect for fat dyke.
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    In other news, went back a little and found this on her instagram. It seems like she was returning to her roots and practicing obese jewess moon kabbalah.
     
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    #714 Michael_Psellos, Dec 11, 2016
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  15. To be fair after a certain weight threshold secondary sex characteristics become harder to distinguish as you become an androgynous blob.
     
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  16. No, the butter is there to grease the animal for a smoother insertion. Not into her mouth. Think lower. By the time she's finished with it, the guinea pig will spend the rest of its miserable life wrapped up in a miniature straight jacket, chained to the floor in a little padded room, where nurses will look in through the observation twice an hour, shaking their heads and clucking over the heart breaking tragedy of one so broken and so young...
     
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  17. It's been said a hundred times already, but geez, it just bothers me: what's with these rich college kids like Hayley dreading going home during break? I swear, I feel like I see this everywhere. Hardworking parents who pay for their darling to travel, take nudes, and smoke weed are really that horrible to you?

    Come on, Hayley, surely your home life is peachy and you're just sour that your parents aren't buying into the enby thing.
     
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  18. Probably because mom and dad will ask questions and possibly-gasp!-try to hold her accountable for something. Like how their classes are going.
     
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  19. This. Because her parents are not going to asspat her the way her ridiculous friends are, and might actually want some sort of evidence that they're spending their money on her wisely.
     
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  20. Even the mirror is misgendering her.
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    Guntosaurus loose in NYC
     
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    #720 Michael_Psellos, Dec 13, 2016
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