• "I call it proof that The Kiwi Farms is nuttier than squirrel dung."

Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lipsBody-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  1. Not to mention that the voices of fatties matter by virtue of them being fatties.
     
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  2. "I totally support this blatant bullshit and idiocy, girl!"
    "MUH GENDERS"
    "Oh!!! Omg I hope I didn't trigger you uwu"
     
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    PolexiaAphrodisia

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  3. Its like a still from a John Waters movie.
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  4. These types of girls are quite common where I am. Piercings, bad hairdo, dyed usually, attempting to wear stuff they can't because they comfort eat. Most aren't ugly at all and just are repellant because they don't wash regularly, have horrible abrasive personalities, have become obese and are covered in pimples and sores and stretchmarks, you can see them because they decide to go out clubbing wearing a 3 sizes too small nurse outfit. They'll sometimes have cutting scars all the way up their arms or legs, multiple suicide attempts in the past, or have other compulsion disorders.

    And most of them turn out to need regular psychiatric and psychological help, but just pop the pills they got from the local doctor to help them "feel better" and do other recreational drugs to get through another day. From what people have told me, they simply refuse to go to get regular help because its too scary and confronting for them. I can't imagine their mental state when they would actually realize, "My life is being a crazy fat lazy slob who spouts bullshit on the internet". They'd just need the men in white coats.

    They don't want to improve themselves or accept what they actually are, then move forward, and are content with constructing this flimsy imaginary world around them to preserve what little ego they have left. IMO most of these people need to be forcefully rehabilitated, because they are just a vortex of destruction, to themselves and those around them.
     
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  5. More like 24 hourglass figure right guys

    Get it because fat
     
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  6. "The footprints behind me"
    Those are craters, Hayley.
     
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    PolexiaAphrodisia

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  7. How is it appealing to look like 3 fat men in a sleeping bag?
     
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    randomfarmer

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  8. What's with the bald spot on the side of her head? Was it intentional or just a very unfortunate hairline? I've never noticed it before.
     
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  9. Butter and hamster wrapped in tinfoil. That's just her dinner. Part of her dinner, if her gut is anything to go by!

    Edited: Its a guinea pig. It is still her dinner!
     
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  10. That's a guinea pig, you uncultured swine. :julay:
     
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    Melkor

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  11. To use genderspecial terminology, she presents as female. She wears makeup, she wears female clothes, she behaves like a woman (a dreadful woman, but still a woman), she has feminine mannerisms, she has a female name. Her sole non-female presentation aspect is occasionally reminding us that she doesn't want to be known as female. Even by genderspecial standards, she does not count as anything other than female.
     
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  12. She needs to stop appropriating South American cuisine.

    What a priveleged shitlord.
     
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  13. "Look at all the footprints behind me"

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. But what about FEEEEEEEELIIIIIIINGS?
     
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  15. trombonista

    trombonista Just Like in an Ero Doujin
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  16. Not a problem. The closest she's come to claiming maleness was wearing a baseball cap and saying that she was looking for a fight. So her view of maleness is based on stereotypes. So her male side doesn't have feelings, being a big tough male.
     
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  17. Not to mention shaving her head and pretending as if exposing her hideous fatty cranium to the world makes her a man.
     
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  18. 'I adore watching you grow'
     
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  19. Hayley, in happier times
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    #760 Michael_Psellos, Dec 28, 2016
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2016
    Michael_Psellos

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