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Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lipsBody-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016.

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  1. There's so many buzzwords and memery going on I can't tell if it's for Hillary or against her supports? Or if it's 'anti trump' or Anti everybody? The only thing I know is that Hayley also has no idea what it means.
     
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  2. I've noticed that she's jumped on the weird adoration of Paris Hilton bandwagon lately. She represents the total opposite of everything SJWs stand for & proudly voted for her friend Ivanka's dad.
     
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  3. What the fuck.

    Bondage granny aesthetic? Is this a fucking thing?
     
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    #765 Michael_Psellos, Jan 10, 2017
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  4. I'm pretty sure every fatty has that discoloration. It's extremely common, and generally caused by chafing.
     
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  5. We can take some small consolation in that Anais Nin had it coming. Can't say about the other one. But Hayley is absolutely the type to gush over Anais Nin as a brilliant feminist icon, and be completely oblivious to the fact that Nin had full blown NPD and ruined lives, reputations and careers. She'd have completely destroyed Hayley in a day and a half.
     
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  6. It's interesting that in the 60s when feminists started gushing mindlessly over her work, Anais Nin tried to distance herself from feminism and political activism. Hayley wouldn't fuck with that. In fact she'd probably bitch about Anais being a gender traitor, as well as a white cuban who wasn't woke enough to babble about 'Afro-Indigenous' solidarity in her books.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPG_VwCjhHf/?taken-by=resin_lips&hl=en

    Also this might be the single worst poem she's posted to date.
     
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    #769 Michael_Psellos, Jan 11, 2017
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  7. It reads like one of those Dodgy Bros. INC websites where you click on them because you're looking for information on legal prescriptive drugs, and find instead the random sentence salad made by automatic webcrawlers.

    Although I wouldn't be surprised if at one point she starts wanking about those as legit surreal performance art.

    ETA I wouldn't even bother betting that the photograph, a generic but competent happy snap was taken by her. It's framed, composed, and aesthetically acceptable. She's knocking off some poor bastard's holiday album.
     
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  8. When drops of warm liquid started sliding down my cheeks, I thought at first I was crying, but then I realised that I wasn't crying at all. My eyes were bleeding.
     
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  9. https://www.instagram.com/p/BPLOZEXjMJi/?taken-by=resin_lips&hl=en

    It's funny how in this litany of her various mental illnesses she doesn't even mention her Narcissistic Personality Disorder

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPLvOyPjHS_/?taken-by=resin_lips&hl=en

    She has nothing to be proud of, she's managed to warp herself into believing that her pathetic mess of a life is something to aspire to.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPMbbpuD24L/?taken-by=resin_lips&hl=en

    Being a fatty is the wages of sin you monstrous gunt! Stop shoveling dominoes into your gaping maw and talking about undeserved self-love and either improve yourself or end it all like your always threatening to do.
     
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  10. Google says they wrote a book called Capitalism and Schizophrenia. So, perfect for our spoiled psycho guntcase.
     
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  11. I really just want to fix her eyebrows. Is that weird? (Yes, probably.)
     
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  12. I agree. They're starting to look very Liz Henry esque
     
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  13. Pride for eating yourself into a misshapen blob? Allrightythen.
     
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  14. https://www.instagram.com/p/BPZyLJEFJX8/?taken-by=resin_lips&hl=en

    Its funny how she completely misses the fact that if she can barely function in this society she certainly wouldn't be able to function in whatever society it is she's envisioning. Also completely ignores that it's difficult to grow shit and be a subsistence farmer, let alone grow drinkable wine, and requires almost constant work. This hideous gunt is too lazy , even with near-unlimited money and opportunities, to pull herself together in this world. She certainly wouldn't be able to in this ill-defined, dystopian, future.
     
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    #779 Michael_Psellos, Jan 18, 2017
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  15. "...and we could kiss a lot but mostly eat"
    lol fatass
     
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