healthy life, happy life - 4/17/18

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UW 411

Guest
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She needed a 'protein bar' (actually a cookie!) after all that meal prep and a 'walk'.

This vid is more jam-packed than her turkey tubes (which she totally hates now, guise!) with amberisms.

Also, dis gorl is sponsored by big ayggs right? She's worse than the 'got milk?'/'got bacon?' ads of old.

Incense now too, fuck a wax melt or tacky 'sleb perfume...
 

classtrash

kiwifarms.net
Today's mood:
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DaintyHole

kiwifarms.net
First off, she's so full of excuses per usual by saying she basically can't do her job for a whole week because there's no wifi... Right. Because your phone that you record on can't upload without wifi... right... ugh. Oh right, it's just a hobby now as she claimed at some point on twitter this month. :story:

Why leave in the bit about the aaaaaaaaaygges? This is old news. Oh right, too lazy to make another intro topic.

Also, why the heck is she eating these protein bars? She isn't on a heavy workout regime where she is trying to gain muscle mass. Eat chicken, tuna, and other protein rich foods you dingus. I swear she's just using them as candy.

I just don't understand anything in this video so far... maybe I'll just leave it at that.
 

pickleniggo

pickle enthusiast
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Don't they have a gym membership...but they go and do laps around the mall? Am I remembering wrong?
Obviously she lied about a gym membership. Those require an ID which Amber claims to not have. Same with that car being “hers”. You cannot buy a fucking car without proper identification.
She probably went ONCE as a trial or guest and called it quits.
 

Ghengis_Kunt

kiwifarms.net
I cannot believe the way in which she pronounces things. They're not even difficult words either, they are words that you learn how to say when you're like...five. Why is she so uneducated? Didn't she say she wanted to be a writer? Does she think it's cute? I could not imagine being okay with not having a basic grasp on my native language, which is why I think she purposely mispronounces shit to get attention.

She struggles with the english language on the daily. I could not live with myself if I were that dense.
 
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