HEALTHY PASTA FOR THE WIN - 1/4/2018

[stronkwonk]

Playing board games, eating, acting like makeup makes her any less disgusting, and a mini-mukbang.

I wonder if she remembers to add the calories from cooking with oil into her recipes. It's a lot more than one might expect.

edit: oh shit son, she bought tennis shoes! with memory foam! okay!!

 

[GORL]

She's still shoveling the food in at record speed. But it's fine 'cause it's healthy.

 

[Vlassov]

When our very own All-American Ham Planet™ was pouring out a smoothie for her orbiting planet Thumb-Earth, she says, "Oh, there was a chunk, but she likes chunks soooo..."

Heh. Of course she likes chunks, but maybe not just in her smoothies.

 

[Acceptable]

why does everything she cooks look like she scooped it out of a fish tank.

 

[SweetDee]

why does everything she cooks look like she scooped it out of a fish tank.

I was going to type this too. All her dishes look awful. She really needs to work on presentation.

 

[AshitPie]

Who's the person that looks like Paul Bearer?

New to this meme

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I was going to type this too. All her dishes look awful. She really needs to work on presentation.

Or at least not "mushing" it all together until it looks like slop.

 

[Vlassov]

Who's the person that looks like Paul Bearer?

New to this meme

I'm a lurker who finally decided I had no life, and my picture is of Stalin lmao

 

[NemmaSis]

The bottled water in the smoothie was too much. She says she doesn't like the taste of Brita water, but she wouldn't even be able to taste it with all that fruit. Has she ever seen a picture of plastic bottles in a landfill? I'd be willing to bet they don't recycle. Not to mention how expensive that would get.

 

[Rotogravure]

The bottled water in the smoothie was too much. She says she doesn't like the taste of Brita water, but she wouldn't even be able to taste it with all that fruit. Has she ever seen a picture of plastic bottles in a landfill? I'd be willing to bet they don't recycle. Not to mention how expensive that would get.

Queen of Moderation. Slay.

 

[m3m3queen3000]

"This is the smoothie I make every morning for the past 4 days"

 

[C3PBRO]

She's been on the diet () for less than a week and everyone is licking her asshole. She's just throwing money at scales, shoes, groceries and a thousand million plastic bottles to fill the ocean with as if that alone will cement her success. I'm also convinced she's buying likes and generic positive comments, but the trend is only days old and we'll have to wait a while longer for a greater sample to see real evidence in the statistics.

She'll be on a high with this shit for a while, and that's fine. We'll just be chilling here for when she stomps her own fat hoof into her sand castle and it all comes crashing down.

 

[Slime Tube]

She said she was weighing herself everyday. She hasn't told us what the scales said.

 

[JaneThough]

I'm glad she put the advice to those doing low carb at the end of her video. I can't think of anyone who I would trust more than a 497 (NOT 500!!) pound woman on how to lose weight.

 

[Malibougie]

She said she hasn’t had sneakers since she was 18. She used to go to the gym with Krystal in flats then I am assuming because she never lies or stretches the truth. Around them parts of Kentucky she’s known as “honest Amber”.

 

[Rotogravure]

She said she hasn’t had sneakers since she was 18. She used to go to the gym with Krystal in flats then I am assuming because she never lies or stretches the truth. Around them parts of Kentucky she’s known as “honest Amber”.

And except for the pride fest she went to, where she wore sneakers and was AMAZED how nice her feet felt. But you know, never in 8(?) years.

 

[EH 110]

I'm glad she put the advice to those doing low carb at the end of her video. I can't think of anyone who I would trust more than a 497 (NOT 500!!) pound woman on how to lose weight.

Don't forget she lost 89 pounds once...years ago...when other people were in charge of her food...before she gained 150+ more pounds when she moved out.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

And except for the pride fest she went to, where she wore sneakers and was AMAZED how nice her feet felt. But you know, never in 8(?) years.

I was looking for a video with her wearing those white "sneakers " ah sports occasionally and in this video with Krystle she takes a walk and has them on.
Bonus: For about the first minutes before she talks about how she has been snoring since she was 3 her parents told her.
Also I do not know how to get the video over here, but it's this one.
Edit: she said she hadn't "bought " sneakers in 9 years. Could those white ones be that old?

 

[wheelpower]

And except for the pride fest she went to, where she wore sneakers and was AMAZED how nice her feet felt. But you know, never in 8(?) years.

uhh

 

[Rotogravure]

uhh

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She'd never lie to us, its a conspiracy!