Let's Sperg Hearts of Iron 4: Kiwi Empire - Livestreamed / Voicechat MP game

[Null]

Okay, so theoretically, if I threw together a HOI4 game where we all sit on Discord and talk shit while playing a bunch of different countries, who would be in and for what country?

I'm considering the following:

1. Mod the USA out, gameplay wise.
- Rename it the "Confederate States of America"
- Give it a "fuck all y'all foreigners" national modifier that prevents ideology drift and promotes non-alignment.
- Give Puerto Rico to Spain, Alaska to Canada, and the Pacific Islands (inc. Hawaii) to the Dutch Indies.
- Remove Pax Americana.
- No one can play it.
All my games tend to be a tug-of-war over America and it's shit. The entire thing is a warm-up for the US's entry. Fuck that.

2. Add in a custom mod I have called "Purpose Driven Minor Nations" that buffs all minor nations, especially player-controlled ones.

3. Globally increase resources for minor nations.

4. Waiting for the Oak patch which allegedly is going to resolve retarded AI problems.


Anyone want in? Who would you play as?

CC: @AN/ALR56 @Dynastia @Techpriest

 

[CatParty]

In as america

 

[Techpriest]

I'm tempted to play either Sweden or the UK. Depends on if you have a 'no majors' rule or not. But sure, I'll play.

 

[Null]

I'm tempted to play either Sweden or the UK. Depends on if you have a 'no majors' rule or not. But sure, I'll play.

Majors are fine. I'd want them player controlled anyways because the AI are fucking garbage, especially Japan, who is the crowned prince of the garbage pile.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Fuck, I want to play, but I don't actually have the game. I'll pick it up if it goes on sale, this sounds fun.
I call Australia.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I only have a pirate version because poor.
Anyway if you fix Britain's and Frances op naval invasion shit (literally how can you invade repeatedly France and northern Germany if your entire army was lost in Belgium WTF)
I call dibs on Brazil obviously

 

[Null]

I only have a pirate version because poor.
Anyway if you fix Britain's and Frances op naval invasion shit (literally how can you invade repeatedly France and northern Germany if your entire army was lost in Belgium WTF)
I call dibs on Brazil obviously

just station some fucking people on the coast they literally cannot make that any easier for you

i held off the us as fucking venezuela

 

[HG 400]

I don't like the idea of paradox multiplayer tbh but have fun.

 

[HG 400]

also lmfao how bad is @AN/ALR56 that he's calling a suicidal failing of the garbage AI "op" fuckin retard.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Would anyone be interested in doing this with Stellaris? It's on sale, and I'm thinking of grabbing it.

 

[The Sourdough Region]

I might be interested in joining (not Stellaris though, sorry). I call dibs on Saudi Arabia.

 

[Rokko]

This thread is old, but maybe we can revive it? I have never played multiplayer. I have a teamspeak-server and would buy more slots if needed. I would even play germany.
Or can we have Preussen? Please? Pretty please?

 

[Null]

This thread is old, but maybe we can revive it? I have never played multiplayer. I have a teamspeak-server and would buy more slots if needed. I would even play germany.
Or can we have Preussen? Please? Pretty please?

I've played some EU4 MP games it's nothing short of nightmarish. I don't think many people would be up for this.

 

[Rokko]

I've played some EU4 MP games it's nothing short of nightmarish. I don't think many people would be up for this.

Lets have a short-time project. We look for members that want to play hearts of iron or something similar. Lets just start a discussion about it here. I´d love to participate in any kind.
We can see if anybody cares.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Of course you nerds play paradox games. But why did you pick the worst?

 

[odius]

Only if I can be Fascist Israel

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Of course you nerds play paradox games. But why did you pick the worst?

Lol calm down.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Of course you nerds play paradox games. But why did you pick the worst?

So you want us to play HoI3 instead?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

so did this game end up happening?