Kiwi Farms

Okay, so theoretically, if I threw together a HOI4 game where we all sit on Discord and talk shit while playing a bunch of different countries, who would be in and for what country?

I'm considering the following:

1. Mod the USA out, gameplay wise.
- Rename it the "Confederate States of America"
- Give it a "fuck all y'all foreigners" national modifier that prevents ideology drift and promotes non-alignment.
- Give Puerto Rico to Spain, Alaska to Canada, and the Pacific Islands (inc. Hawaii) to the Dutch Indies.
- Remove Pax Americana.
- No one can play it.
All my games tend to be a tug-of-war over America and it's shit. The entire thing is a warm-up for the US's entry. Fuck that.

2. Add in a custom mod I have called "Purpose Driven Minor Nations" that buffs all minor nations, especially player-controlled ones.

3. Globally increase resources for minor nations.

4. Waiting for the Oak patch which allegedly is going to resolve retarded AI problems.


Anyone want in? Who would you play as?

CC: @AN/ALR56 @Dynastia @Techpriest
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