Kiwi Farms
DO NOT CONTACT HEATHER DIRECTLY. She is extremely volatile and will IMMEDIATELY get rid of any of her accounts if she knows she's being watched. It took me a very long time to be in the position to keep an eye on her consistently. Don't fuck this up.
Following the downfall of Tumblr, many otherkin were left without a proper home. Most have sought refuge on Twitter while others have fled to Instagram. With nobody to bring these retards back to reality, these individuals are able to thrive like never before--only now, they've become worse. With the power of private accounts and the magical block button, no one can stop them from living their dreams as an uwu cute anime vampire boy, even if they weigh roughly the size of a mini van. No one... Except for those goddamn fucking fakes! This is the story of Heather Franke, a tragic tale about a girl with an identity crisis who will stop at nothing to prove to the world that she is an anime character IN DA REAL.
Overview
Heather Rose Franke is a 21-year old (DOB: 8 October 1999) aspiring artist from Alberta, Canada who is an obsessive fictionkin. She primarily lurks on Instagram either living out her delusions as her "kins"; spamming 5-6 posts a day blaming her chronic illnesses for every little thing that goes wrong; and crying when she doesn't get enough asspats from her followers. Heather has an inflated ego (that's somehow larger than even her gunt), and believes that she is some sort of "protagonist" in her life while her friends are nothing more than background characters that only exist to make Heather feel validated. Heather has also been known to frequently stalk and harass other users that hold a different opinion from her, even going as far as to track people's locations whenever someone unfollows her.
Personal Life
Heather lives at home in Calgary with both parents and a younger brother. She currently attends Alberta University of the Arts studying visual communications and character design, but has shown to be incredibly negligent in her work time and time again. For example, when you go to any art school, you are required submit specific work in your portfolio which excludes fan-art and anime of any kind as they are seen as unprofessional. Heather disregards this and decides to add her fan-art anyway.
There were a few occasions where her kinning fixation has crossed paths with her school work, including a time where she wrote a 500-word essay about the subject as well as attempting to roleplay a scenario from the farming simulator Stardew Valley with her farmer and Sebastian, one of the bachelors the players can romance (he'll be important later). It's unclear whether the latter assignment was actually performed.
As a Fictionkin
Heather is part of the fictionkin community on Instagram, which is comprised of other exceptionals who sperg about being the "in real life version" of their favorite characters. While some fictionkin are somewhat self-aware that they are not actually the characters they roleplay as, Heather on the other hand, takes it a step further to astronomical levels, claiming to have personally walked in a character's shoes and lived their lives in the past.
Mikaela Hyakuya (Seraph of the End)
Mikaela Hyakuya is the protagonist of an anime series called Seraph of the End. Back in 1 September 2020, Heather became obsessed with the series and ended up growing attached to him. It was practically love at first-sight, except she didn't just claim Mikaela as her "husbando" (that would already be gross enough as he is canonically 16 years old, but that unfortunately doesn't stop most people). No, she wanted to be him.
She ended up adopting his identity. Unofficially changing her name to "Mika" Franke, cutting her hair short, and even changing her entire gender identity just to be like the character.
Heather became so attached to Mikaela to the point where she demanded her friends to tag her name in a picture of him. If they don't tag her or, God forbid, tag someone else as Mikaela, she'd throw a shit fit and block them.
She constantly makes passive-aggressive posts on her account whenever she encounters another "Mikaela" to reassert her dominance as the TRUE and HONEST Mikaela.
Felix (Boyfriends)
Felix (or Goth) is one of Heather's latest kins from the Boyfriends, which is a webcomic recommended by a former friend of hers that is based around gay men in relationships. Heather began to gatekeep this series as early as April 6 of this year, which is ironic because as much Heather wants to disprove this, Heather is not a man. Moreover, Heather is in a relationship with another woman (who doesn't even identify as alternate pronouns aside from she/they), so she couldn't even make the half-assed argument of being "male lesbians" or whatever the fuck that's called.
So what happened between Heather and this former friend? Well, one day this friend decided to tag a picture of Felix and his boyfriend Adrian (Nerd) as themselves and their other friends instead of Heather. Big mistake. In response, Heather soft-blocked her (blocking and immediately unblocking) and immediately began going apeshit. Mind you, they had no other negative interaction with each other before. Not being tagged in a damn picture sets her off this much.
The irony of all that is that Heather actually had a separate account at the same time where she describes in vivid detail about her masturbation habits and her husbandos fucking her greasy cunt. It's hilariously horrifying and I couldn't resist not posting these. As of April 30th, this account has been deactivated.
Reality Shifting
As briefly mentioned prior, Heather also ships herself with other fictional characters, her favorite being Sebastian from Stardew Valley. Nothing too out of the ordinary, right? But of course in typical Heather fashion, she takes self-shipping VERY seriously, to the point where she believes that she was from Stardew Valley and is actually married to Sebastian.
Life as a married woman proves to be very tough for Heather though, especially when her "husband" is one of the most popular bachelors in the game and attracts a lot of fans. No matter how many times she announces that Sebastian belongs to her, sadly, nobody listens. So what does she do about it? Well, she screams even louder, of course!
Heather once commissioned an artist to draw her and Sebastian together. Normally, when you encounter another fan of the character you like, you'd want to enthuse about them to the other party. Especially when you're hired to draw them, it's in good practice to establish good rapport with the client by engaging in fun conversation to make the process more enjoyable. But not Heather though. When you're around her, your opinions just don't matter. Oh, you only like Sebastian as a character and not as a delusional fuck who believe she's married to him? Fuck that! You're just a man-stealing whore!
As a V-Tuber (MikaVTube)
Around 4 December 2020, Heather decided to branch out of the kinning community and attempt to make it big as a V-Tuber. As MikaVtube (her creativity knows no bounds as you can tell), Heather streams games of various genres, mostly multiplayer, such as League of Legends, Stardew Valley, and a few others. Because Heather is a fucking night owl and has a very inconsistent streaming schedule, these streams are very easy to miss. In addition, after the stream is over, she deletes it, so her channel is always empty. The only clip I managed to catch before she ultimately removed it was a highlight during her Stardew Valley stream, which pretty much sums up the quality of commentary.
Heather has never mentioned doing V-Tubing as any sort of part-time job or career, which means she spent $300 USD ($364.06 CAD) for a fully rigged model, plus commissions of varying prices (all of which are above $50 USD), all for a fucking hobby. But hey, there's no loss if you're spending someone else's money!
Disability Obsession
Heather seems to have some sort of a fetish with the topic of disability. Even though she often bitches and moans about much she's in pain, there's rarely ever a moment where she doesn't mention her disabilities in passing particularly in a situation where it's unwarranted. Depending on the context, she either uses her disability as a badge of honor or an excuse to be a lazy fat fuck.
This bitch also appears to take pride in not showering her ass for long periods of time, judging by how many times she mentions it. Imagine the aroma this heifer gives off...
...Especially when you realize that she has IBS.
Heather has the tendency to also gatekeep her own disorders and makes it known that no one else "has it worse than she does". Whenever one of her friends tries to express empathy (a simple "I feel your pain"), Heather will turn to her other friends and completely shit on them behind their back.
Her "Friends", the Heterophobes
Yes, they really call themselves this.
I felt like they deserved their own section in Heather's thread because they all act like a hivemind anyway. Neither of them have the ability to really think or even speak for themselves unless Heather is the one taking the lead.
That being said, Heather's friends act more like her whiteknights than what a traditional "friend" would qualify. She treats all of her friends, including the Heterophobes, like perishables and only really gives them any sort of respect or attention if they kiss her flabby ass and make her feel "validated" enough. The moment they make her feel any less than that, she will immediately shit on them and make them feel like they're the problem.
Haileigh "Hali" Eckenrod (snowlillies, nerdrl, Adrian, ghost girl)
The real life "Sailor Moon" as she calls herself (more like Sailor Fupa), Haileigh has been dating Heather since 10 April 2020. She doesn't cause too much trouble directly, but she's the biggest enabler/victim of Heather's shit. Even when it's painfully obvious that Heather is just being an immature little bitch, Haileigh will just continue to suck up to Heather for the sake of love. For example, Haileigh once had 2 really close friends that she knew way before meeting Heather. The 2 friends wanted to become more acquainted with Heather after she began dating Haileigh, but shortly after inviting her to their server, they saw her immediately talking shit about one of her best friends. The 2 friends decided to cut ties with her, which made Heather lose her shit and block them. Haileigh, attempting to make peace after a long period of silence between the four of them, made an appreciation post for her friends and tagged them in it to show that she still cared for them. You already know how this played out.
What a shocker that not even Heather's own girlfriend is safe from her shit-talk. And because Haileigh is nothing more than an inflated doormat, she was willing to cast away her 5+ year long friendships for Heather's approval.
Liz (Melou, lucidroids, ganyu, palletship)
Liz is an annoying-ass waifufag that Heather befriended in this game called Pony Town. When she's not talking about sucking Levi Ackerman's dick, she often engages in keyboard wars with children over various bullshit.
(I'd like to point out that she has 9 minors following her and she is an adult 
)
Like Heather, she is prone to getting set off by someone who disagrees with her. She is also incredibly clingy to her husbando and his source to the point where she had once picked a fight with a 15-year old for calling Attack on Titan anti-Semitic. She was so butthurt about it that she had her other friends jump in and whiteknight for her. Out of a fight between three adults and a kid, somehow the kid came out looking more mature LOL
Imagine getting this riled up over a fucking child.
If she's not making autistic jokes or posting clips of her drinking some sort of beverage (I can't believe this is a real line, but yes, she does that that much), she'll be crying about the smallest inconveniences in her life like her parents not making french fries when she wakes up.
Often called Heather's "QPP" (queer platonic partner), Liz appears to share somewhat of a sisterly bond with Heather. However despite constantly posting how much she loves Liz on Instagram, at one point, Heather actually made fun of her behind her back and has admitting to doing so often whenever she treats Heather "like literal garbage".
However, Heather wasn't the only to take the piss out of her because Liz was actually somewhat notorious on the internet. A while back, Liz was a huge fan of Maplestory and shipped herself with some old wizard fuck named Will. Her ship art was apparently so widespread that she even caught the attention of 4chan.
Negan (dorsalxrd, Devil)
"Negan", the Club Penguin tranny, is one of Heather's other best friends that she met in Pony Town. Although not as frequent as Heather, Negan has also shown to have a very explosive reaction to not being tagged as her kins. During the situation regarding Haileigh's 2 friends, Negan threw a massive tantrum over one her friends at the time tagging someone else (ironically, one of Haileigh's friends) as her main kin. Rather than trying to mediate the situation, Heather sat back on her fatass in a voice call with the (former) friend while watching Negan literally have a fucking breakdown.
It's very unlikely that she will pull a Heather-level chimpout like this again, but I wanted mention this anyway because I thought this was the funniest shit I've ever read. Birds of a feather really do flock together.
Heather and IP Tracking
Many of you were curious on why Heather's friends were included. Sure, they had their own antics, but what's their purpose in all of this? Believe it or not, each of their stories involving Heather all contributed to the IP-tracking incident. Liz, being the target of Heather's ridicule, Haileigh being former friends with people who saw it, and Negan being the one who had beef with them over a tagged post which ultimately pushed Heather to block them.
After Heather blocked Haileigh's friends, she began to twist the story and feed the notion to her followers that she was being stalked by them to make her seem like the good guy. She will occasionally unblock them, or have one of her other followers go check their accounts from time to time. The friends eventually caught onto this and blocked her as well as anyone who orbited her. She moved from her original account lio.mp3 to honeyoracle (now gothrl) to evade their blocking attempt to continue stalking them and will constantly update of one of her many carrds to continue her slander on them.
Evidence that she was actively stalking them and not the other way around was when she somehow found out that ALL of her followers and her inactive accounts were blocked by them the same exact day that it occurred. This resulted in her raging and deactivating lio.mp3, her nsfw account, as well as many others. There wasn't too much going on with them, so nothing of value was lost.
Heather is so obsessed with keeping a positive image that she will literally crumble when she loses only ONE follower. That's all it takes.
In conclusion, Heather wants no friends. She's incapable of sustaining any healthy relationship without the use of guilt-tripping and gaslighting. She only wants to surround herself with likeminded retards who, in her eyes, are NOTHING without her. The moment her delusion of grandeur gets challenged in some way, she will do whatever it takes to remove, and even tarnish the reputation, of anyone who threatens her comfort.
Accounts
Heather
Email: heathergix@gmail.com
Facebook: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link]/ [Archive]
Twitter 1: [Deactivated] / [Archive]
Twitter 2: [Link] / [Archive]
En.Pronouns.Page: [Link] / [Archive]
Tellonym: [Link] / [Archive]
MikaVtube
Twitch: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link] / [Archive]
Reddit: [Link] / [Archive]
Twitter: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
Player.me: [Link] / [Archive]
Haileigh
Facebook [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr 1: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr 2: [Link] / [Archive]
En.Pronouns.Page: [Link] / [Archive]
Tellonym: [Link] / [Archive]
Liz
Twitters:
Main: [Link] / [Archive]
Main 2: [Link] / [Archive]
Main 3 (private): [Link] / [Archive]
Art: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
In the process of touching it up. Still adding more information.
Following the downfall of Tumblr, many otherkin were left without a proper home. Most have sought refuge on Twitter while others have fled to Instagram. With nobody to bring these retards back to reality, these individuals are able to thrive like never before--only now, they've become worse. With the power of private accounts and the magical block button, no one can stop them from living their dreams as an uwu cute anime vampire boy, even if they weigh roughly the size of a mini van. No one... Except for those goddamn fucking fakes! This is the story of Heather Franke, a tragic tale about a girl with an identity crisis who will stop at nothing to prove to the world that she is an anime character IN DA REAL.
Overview
Heather Rose Franke is a 21-year old (DOB: 8 October 1999) aspiring artist from Alberta, Canada who is an obsessive fictionkin. She primarily lurks on Instagram either living out her delusions as her "kins"; spamming 5-6 posts a day blaming her chronic illnesses for every little thing that goes wrong; and crying when she doesn't get enough asspats from her followers. Heather has an inflated ego (that's somehow larger than even her gunt), and believes that she is some sort of "protagonist" in her life while her friends are nothing more than background characters that only exist to make Heather feel validated. Heather has also been known to frequently stalk and harass other users that hold a different opinion from her, even going as far as to track people's locations whenever someone unfollows her.
Personal Life
Heather lives at home in Calgary with both parents and a younger brother. She currently attends Alberta University of the Arts studying visual communications and character design, but has shown to be incredibly negligent in her work time and time again. For example, when you go to any art school, you are required submit specific work in your portfolio which excludes fan-art and anime of any kind as they are seen as unprofessional. Heather disregards this and decides to add her fan-art anyway.
As a Fictionkin
Heather is part of the fictionkin community on Instagram, which is comprised of other exceptionals who sperg about being the "in real life version" of their favorite characters. While some fictionkin are somewhat self-aware that they are not actually the characters they roleplay as, Heather on the other hand, takes it a step further to astronomical levels, claiming to have personally walked in a character's shoes and lived their lives in the past.
Mikaela Hyakuya (Seraph of the End)
Mikaela Hyakuya is the protagonist of an anime series called Seraph of the End. Back in 1 September 2020, Heather became obsessed with the series and ended up growing attached to him. It was practically love at first-sight, except she didn't just claim Mikaela as her "husbando" (that would already be gross enough as he is canonically 16 years old, but that unfortunately doesn't stop most people). No, she wanted to be him.
Heather became so attached to Mikaela to the point where she demanded her friends to tag her name in a picture of him. If they don't tag her or, God forbid, tag someone else as Mikaela, she'd throw a shit fit and block them.
She constantly makes passive-aggressive posts on her account whenever she encounters another "Mikaela" to reassert her dominance as the TRUE and HONEST Mikaela.
Felix (Boyfriends)
Felix (or Goth) is one of Heather's latest kins from the Boyfriends, which is a webcomic recommended by a former friend of hers that is based around gay men in relationships. Heather began to gatekeep this series as early as April 6 of this year, which is ironic because as much Heather wants to disprove this, Heather is not a man. Moreover, Heather is in a relationship with another woman (who doesn't even identify as alternate pronouns aside from she/they), so she couldn't even make the half-assed argument of being "male lesbians" or whatever the fuck that's called.
So what happened between Heather and this former friend? Well, one day this friend decided to tag a picture of Felix and his boyfriend Adrian (Nerd) as themselves and their other friends instead of Heather. Big mistake. In response, Heather soft-blocked her (blocking and immediately unblocking) and immediately began going apeshit. Mind you, they had no other negative interaction with each other before. Not being tagged in a damn picture sets her off this much.
The irony of all that is that Heather actually had a separate account at the same time where she describes in vivid detail about her masturbation habits and her husbandos fucking her greasy cunt. It's hilariously horrifying and I couldn't resist not posting these. As of April 30th, this account has been deactivated.
Reality Shifting
As briefly mentioned prior, Heather also ships herself with other fictional characters, her favorite being Sebastian from Stardew Valley. Nothing too out of the ordinary, right? But of course in typical Heather fashion, she takes self-shipping VERY seriously, to the point where she believes that she was from Stardew Valley and is actually married to Sebastian.
Life as a married woman proves to be very tough for Heather though, especially when her "husband" is one of the most popular bachelors in the game and attracts a lot of fans. No matter how many times she announces that Sebastian belongs to her, sadly, nobody listens. So what does she do about it? Well, she screams even louder, of course!
As a V-Tuber (MikaVTube)
Around 4 December 2020, Heather decided to branch out of the kinning community and attempt to make it big as a V-Tuber. As MikaVtube (her creativity knows no bounds as you can tell), Heather streams games of various genres, mostly multiplayer, such as League of Legends, Stardew Valley, and a few others. Because Heather is a fucking night owl and has a very inconsistent streaming schedule, these streams are very easy to miss. In addition, after the stream is over, she deletes it, so her channel is always empty. The only clip I managed to catch before she ultimately removed it was a highlight during her Stardew Valley stream, which pretty much sums up the quality of commentary.
Heather has never mentioned doing V-Tubing as any sort of part-time job or career, which means she spent $300 USD ($364.06 CAD) for a fully rigged model, plus commissions of varying prices (all of which are above $50 USD), all for a fucking hobby. But hey, there's no loss if you're spending someone else's money!
Disability Obsession
Heather seems to have some sort of a fetish with the topic of disability. Even though she often bitches and moans about much she's in pain, there's rarely ever a moment where she doesn't mention her disabilities in passing particularly in a situation where it's unwarranted. Depending on the context, she either uses her disability as a badge of honor or an excuse to be a lazy fat fuck.
This bitch also appears to take pride in not showering her ass for long periods of time, judging by how many times she mentions it. Imagine the aroma this heifer gives off...
...Especially when you realize that she has IBS.
Heather has the tendency to also gatekeep her own disorders and makes it known that no one else "has it worse than she does". Whenever one of her friends tries to express empathy (a simple "I feel your pain"), Heather will turn to her other friends and completely shit on them behind their back.
Her "Friends", the Heterophobes
Yes, they really call themselves this.
I felt like they deserved their own section in Heather's thread because they all act like a hivemind anyway. Neither of them have the ability to really think or even speak for themselves unless Heather is the one taking the lead.
That being said, Heather's friends act more like her whiteknights than what a traditional "friend" would qualify. She treats all of her friends, including the Heterophobes, like perishables and only really gives them any sort of respect or attention if they kiss her flabby ass and make her feel "validated" enough. The moment they make her feel any less than that, she will immediately shit on them and make them feel like they're the problem.
Haileigh "Hali" Eckenrod (snowlillies, nerdrl, Adrian, ghost girl)
Liz (Melou, lucidroids, ganyu, palletship)
)Like Heather, she is prone to getting set off by someone who disagrees with her. She is also incredibly clingy to her husbando and his source to the point where she had once picked a fight with a 15-year old for calling Attack on Titan anti-Semitic. She was so butthurt about it that she had her other friends jump in and whiteknight for her. Out of a fight between three adults and a kid, somehow the kid came out looking more mature LOL
If she's not making autistic jokes or posting clips of her drinking some sort of beverage (I can't believe this is a real line, but yes, she does that that much), she'll be crying about the smallest inconveniences in her life like her parents not making french fries when she wakes up.
Negan (dorsalxrd, Devil)
"Negan", the Club Penguin tranny, is one of Heather's other best friends that she met in Pony Town. Although not as frequent as Heather, Negan has also shown to have a very explosive reaction to not being tagged as her kins. During the situation regarding Haileigh's 2 friends, Negan threw a massive tantrum over one her friends at the time tagging someone else (ironically, one of Haileigh's friends) as her main kin. Rather than trying to mediate the situation, Heather sat back on her fatass in a voice call with the (former) friend while watching Negan literally have a fucking breakdown.
It's very unlikely that she will pull a Heather-level chimpout like this again, but I wanted mention this anyway because I thought this was the funniest shit I've ever read. Birds of a feather really do flock together.
Heather and IP Tracking
Many of you were curious on why Heather's friends were included. Sure, they had their own antics, but what's their purpose in all of this? Believe it or not, each of their stories involving Heather all contributed to the IP-tracking incident. Liz, being the target of Heather's ridicule, Haileigh being former friends with people who saw it, and Negan being the one who had beef with them over a tagged post which ultimately pushed Heather to block them.
After Heather blocked Haileigh's friends, she began to twist the story and feed the notion to her followers that she was being stalked by them to make her seem like the good guy. She will occasionally unblock them, or have one of her other followers go check their accounts from time to time. The friends eventually caught onto this and blocked her as well as anyone who orbited her. She moved from her original account lio.mp3 to honeyoracle (now gothrl) to evade their blocking attempt to continue stalking them and will constantly update of one of her many carrds to continue her slander on them.
Evidence that she was actively stalking them and not the other way around was when she somehow found out that ALL of her followers and her inactive accounts were blocked by them the same exact day that it occurred. This resulted in her raging and deactivating lio.mp3, her nsfw account, as well as many others. There wasn't too much going on with them, so nothing of value was lost.
In conclusion, Heather wants no friends. She's incapable of sustaining any healthy relationship without the use of guilt-tripping and gaslighting. She only wants to surround herself with likeminded retards who, in her eyes, are NOTHING without her. The moment her delusion of grandeur gets challenged in some way, she will do whatever it takes to remove, and even tarnish the reputation, of anyone who threatens her comfort.
Accounts
Heather
Email: heathergix@gmail.com
Facebook: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link]/ [Archive]
Twitter 1: [Deactivated] / [Archive]
Twitter 2: [Link] / [Archive]
En.Pronouns.Page: [Link] / [Archive]
Tellonym: [Link] / [Archive]
MikaVtube
Twitch: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link] / [Archive]
Reddit: [Link] / [Archive]
Twitter: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
Player.me: [Link] / [Archive]
Haileigh
Facebook [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr 1: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr 2: [Link] / [Archive]
En.Pronouns.Page: [Link] / [Archive]
Tellonym: [Link] / [Archive]
Liz
Twitters:
Main: [Link] / [Archive]
Main 2: [Link] / [Archive]
Main 3 (private): [Link] / [Archive]
Art: [Link] / [Archive]
Tumblr: [Link] / [Archive]
YouTube: [Link] / [Archive]
In the process of touching it up. Still adding more information.