PREFACE: A special thanks to KingofManga420 and Ivan Komarov for picking up a lot of this information and helping make this thread more complete.
Who exactly is Helios127? You perhaps may know him better as Woody Chan, a recently banned user on this very forum, known for being an unfunny sped with a notorious shitposter status. However, prior to his banning, he had no real known presence outside of that. Mostly, he just stayed in one corner, sperging and making an ass of himself daily.
Pictured above: unfunny weening set at maximum from Master Ween himself
The name "Woody Chan" originates from a fan-fiction that he probably had written himself, named "Woody Got Wood". However, "Weeny Tran" is more fitting due to the fact that he is indeed, a weeny tran.
However, one day, a series of events occurred that led to his permanent ban:
He also has autism, which is something that should come as a surprise to no one when you really evaluate his posts. Of course, only a sped would perform such actions as the ones he has.
He may also be trans, a theory given plenty of credible evidence by local true and honest fan, KingOfManga420:
PICTURED: HARDCORE TRIGGERING CONTENT WITH NO TRIGGER WARNING
Or earlier than that, punchabunch, who is lesser known by many of our newer residents. His earlier banning under that name was a result of being a creepy pervert who had an obsession with sending disturbing PMs to members, and wanting to anally buttfuck bungholio, who is another, much less autistic member. Thanks to an IP change, Woody didn't get outted as punchabunch until he himself had admitted it in a Skype text.
Pictured above: taking PRIDE in being a sick fuck; A.K.A. following your heart
http://helios127art.tumblr.com/
This is one of Helios' many blogs, in which he displays his 2nd-grade level artwork, which like most other lolcow's artwork, turns out to be complete utter garbage. Yes, these are only about 5 years old.
Pictured above: just awful...
He also has a Steam profile if you ever feel like playing games with him for some horrible fucking reason:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Helios127
Pictured above: tahaaa take THAT!
His face and voice seem to also be something he's very ashamed of, because he refuses to show either. Reports show that he uses a voice changer to disguise his voice whenever he uses voice-chat. However, not even those things could be kept secret for long...
As you can hear, he looks like a sped and sounds like Spongebob.
Pictured above: Christian Chandler's long lost brother
However, Helios' online presence dates back to 2002, thanks to an article written about him and how big a sperg he is.
Pictured above: lel
http://www.informationweek.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-an-online-student/d/d-id/1015087?
His identity as Helios127 was known somewhat earlier than his banning, known by some of the members that Helios was close to, but it wasn't until afterwards that members really took a step back and examined that the ween that stood before them wasn't just ween, he was a monster.
Now, Something Awful is noted for having much less of a tolerance for shitposting, and it seems like the most likely explanation for his banning would be that he was just being a sped all over their nice forum and spazzing out as he is known to do, but the mere curiosity that plagues all of us made many of the members want to dig even further. However, what they found out about their local ween, Helios, was completely disgusting.
Now, this is quite a long post, but essentially, the bare basics of what this post is shocking but simple. As late as December 2013, but as early as 2009, Helios had been stalking an underage girl on several different social media websites. Why you may ask? Well, she had indirectly responsible for him being banned on a roleplaying message board. Sounds like a completely reasonable excuse to stalk a girl for so many years, correct?
Some of the more note-worthy examples of his 4 year sperging spree...
Pictured above: Your Local Ween sperging about a gifted SA account in 2010
Thread in here : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/helios127-woody-chan-has-been-stalking-me-since-before-2009.10148/
http://drlupinmario2.tumblr.com/
This is a blog in which Helios mostly spergs out about how this girl had ruined his life in long, creepy, and cringeworthy journal entries, dated only a year ago as of today, 1/1/2015.
The girl's blog seems to have disappeared, but luckily a reblog of her post about Helios still remains up as a reminder of what a sperg he truly is.
These are just a few of his social media accounts, most of which are banned because he can't maintain a social life even if he tries:
SomethingAwful (As Helios127, banned)
PennyArcade (as Helios127, NOT banned!)
Starmen.net (as Drlupinmario, banned)
Tumblr (as Drlupinmario)
Baystation12 (as Drlupinmario, assumed banned)
Deviantart (as Drlupinmario, deactivated)
Or if you wanna chat on Skype with him, hit him up on helios1671.
Who exactly is Helios127? You perhaps may know him better as Woody Chan, a recently banned user on this very forum, known for being an unfunny sped with a notorious shitposter status. However, prior to his banning, he had no real known presence outside of that. Mostly, he just stayed in one corner, sperging and making an ass of himself daily.
Pictured above: unfunny weening set at maximum from Master Ween himself
The name "Woody Chan" originates from a fan-fiction that he probably had written himself, named "Woody Got Wood". However, "Weeny Tran" is more fitting due to the fact that he is indeed, a weeny tran.
However, one day, a series of events occurred that led to his permanent ban:
- Not one to rest on his laurels, Woody Chan gets yet another fantastic trolling idea: reporting one of Jace's streams. Realizing the gravity of this incredible stratagem of comedy, Woody rushes to "cwcki forums chat" to tell everybody about it.
- People in chat tell him he is autistic. He does not take the hint.
- Undeterred, gears and levers begin turning in his head like the action on a gold-plated revolver with lazer scopes, FMJ incendiary clips and Punisher skull decals. "No great genius was ever recognized in their own time", he thinks to himself, and instead formulates a plan: who would suspect him if he bought Jace a gift right after a stream went down? Especially since he already explicitly told everyone "You know what would be funny?? If I took a stream down, that is" literally days earlier?? Realizing he just crafted the perfect crime, he puts his plan into action.
- He gets banned for being autistic. Whoops
He also has autism, which is something that should come as a surprise to no one when you really evaluate his posts. Of course, only a sped would perform such actions as the ones he has.
He may also be trans, a theory given plenty of credible evidence by local true and honest fan, KingOfManga420:
PICTURED: HARDCORE TRIGGERING CONTENT WITH NO TRIGGER WARNING
Or earlier than that, punchabunch, who is lesser known by many of our newer residents. His earlier banning under that name was a result of being a creepy pervert who had an obsession with sending disturbing PMs to members, and wanting to anally buttfuck bungholio, who is another, much less autistic member. Thanks to an IP change, Woody didn't get outted as punchabunch until he himself had admitted it in a Skype text.
Pictured above: taking PRIDE in being a sick fuck; A.K.A. following your heart
http://helios127art.tumblr.com/
This is one of Helios' many blogs, in which he displays his 2nd-grade level artwork, which like most other lolcow's artwork, turns out to be complete utter garbage. Yes, these are only about 5 years old.
Pictured above: just awful...
He also has a Steam profile if you ever feel like playing games with him for some horrible fucking reason:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Helios127
Pictured above: tahaaa take THAT!
His face and voice seem to also be something he's very ashamed of, because he refuses to show either. Reports show that he uses a voice changer to disguise his voice whenever he uses voice-chat. However, not even those things could be kept secret for long...
As you can hear, he looks like a sped and sounds like Spongebob.
Pictured above: Christian Chandler's long lost brother
However, Helios' online presence dates back to 2002, thanks to an article written about him and how big a sperg he is.
Pictured above: lel
http://www.informationweek.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-an-online-student/d/d-id/1015087?
His identity as Helios127 was known somewhat earlier than his banning, known by some of the members that Helios was close to, but it wasn't until afterwards that members really took a step back and examined that the ween that stood before them wasn't just ween, he was a monster.
Now, Something Awful is noted for having much less of a tolerance for shitposting, and it seems like the most likely explanation for his banning would be that he was just being a sped all over their nice forum and spazzing out as he is known to do, but the mere curiosity that plagues all of us made many of the members want to dig even further. However, what they found out about their local ween, Helios, was completely disgusting.
Now, this is quite a long post, but essentially, the bare basics of what this post is shocking but simple. As late as December 2013, but as early as 2009, Helios had been stalking an underage girl on several different social media websites. Why you may ask? Well, she had indirectly responsible for him being banned on a roleplaying message board. Sounds like a completely reasonable excuse to stalk a girl for so many years, correct?
Some of the more note-worthy examples of his 4 year sperging spree...
Pictured above: Your Local Ween sperging about a gifted SA account in 2010
Thread in here : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/helios127-woody-chan-has-been-stalking-me-since-before-2009.10148/
http://drlupinmario2.tumblr.com/
This is a blog in which Helios mostly spergs out about how this girl had ruined his life in long, creepy, and cringeworthy journal entries, dated only a year ago as of today, 1/1/2015.
The girl's blog seems to have disappeared, but luckily a reblog of her post about Helios still remains up as a reminder of what a sperg he truly is.
These are just a few of his social media accounts, most of which are banned because he can't maintain a social life even if he tries:
SomethingAwful (As Helios127, banned)
PennyArcade (as Helios127, NOT banned!)
Starmen.net (as Drlupinmario, banned)
Tumblr (as Drlupinmario)
Baystation12 (as Drlupinmario, assumed banned)
Deviantart (as Drlupinmario, deactivated)
Or if you wanna chat on Skype with him, hit him up on helios1671.
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Knowing Woody, he might just come back and sperg in this thread with a sockpuppet.
