Hellblazer Roulette ; Round 2 -

[HG 400]

I hereby challenge @Hellblazer to contest me in the sport of kings.

THE TERMS ;
Next time @Hellblazer catches and locks one of my shit-threads in less than 3 hours of it being posted, he gets to bann me from Kiwi Farms. If I can make six consecutive shit-threads that Hellblazer fails to catch and lock in time, I have won the match and Hellblazer is compelled apon his honour as a gentleman to post a big announcement at the top of Disco informing everyone that he deliberately shits his own pants for sexual gratification.

The stakes have never been higher*...

* except that one time I did this when @Hellblazer was actually still a mod and he got so salty he halal'd me and then Null tore his asshole out for it and he had to pretend like it was only a joke to just barely keep his position as moderator and then months later he got shitcanned anyway because Null was still furious he'd ever bully me like he did and Hellblazer was forced to pretend it was a voluntarily resigning to avoid the shame of being assfucked by Dynastia in a six-month-long campaign of Hellblazer Roulette (this time... it's for keeps).

 

[AnOminous]

Lol you're a dancing D. How humiliating.

 

[HG 400]

Lol you're a dancing D. How humiliating.

I two-stepped my D all over your wife's tits last night.

 

[Wildchild]

No conflict on my watch!

I hereby demand using my power as Assistant Conflict Resolution Officer that @Dynastia should say one nice thing about @Hellblazer and @Hellblazer should say five nice things about @Dynastia, for starting the conflict in the first place.

Since this conflict seems to be upsetting to Dynastia, then everyone should comment nice things to him to keep the conflict from escalating.

 

[exball]

No conflict on my watch!

I hereby demand using my power as Assistant Conflict Resolution Officer that @Dynastia should say one nice thing about @Hellblazer and @Hellblazer should say five nice things about @Dynastia, for starting the conflict in the first place.

Since this conflict seems to be upsetting to Dynastia, then everyone should comment nice things to him to keep the conflict from escalating.

I agree great post.

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia should say one nice thing about @Hellblazer

If I have to. Hellblazer hasn't made a highly questionable moderation action in over two months.

 

[Wildchild]

If I have to. Hellblazer hasn't made a highly questionable moderation action in over two months.

Awesome! That was a nice compliment. Now once @Hellblazer says 5 nice things about Dynastia then the conflict will be resolved and then Dynastia and Hellblazer will be friends.