Hello -

[Tyler X Sagiri]

I'm thinking of joining the lolcow cult and i'm not sure yet.

 

[cumrobbery]

based

 

[Un Platano]

I just talked to the Boss, and he says he might give you a shot at joining the Lolcow Cult, but you'll have to prove your worth before we'll let you in.

 

[Baguette Child]

It's a pretty exclusive cult. We'd need to see your full name, address, and a couple of solid pictures of you before your admittance can be processed.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I just talked to the Boss, and he says he might give you a shot at joining the Lolcow Cult, but you'll have to prove your worth before we'll let you in.

He’s not being let into shit until he demonstrates his commitment. KF logo tattooed on the right asscheek, bitch. Go.

 

[theshep]

It's a pretty exclusive cult. We'd need to see your full name, address, and a couple of solid pictures of you before your admittance can be processed.

... and some dick pics for good measure.

 

[Un Platano]

It's a pretty exclusive cult. We'd need to see your full name, address, and a couple of solid pictures of you before your admittance can be processed.

That's already available here. Tyler's already begun the initiation process, but what he is probably talking about is inner circle access. The public UI of the cult hides a lot of the details.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Hello.

Hello Again.

 

[DragoonSierra]

That's already available here. Tyler's already begun the initiation process, but what he is probably talking about is inner circle access. The public UI of the cult hides a lot of the details.

We have a waiting period for access to the bathroom?

 

[Tyler X Sagiri]

I actually change my mind.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

I actually change my mind.

No backzeees

 

[Frank D'arbo]

I actually change my mind.

Too late
Your account is here forever, mwahahaha

 

[GrayWater]

Holy hell, we don't have to anything anymore. Just sit back and let the cows come to us.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Sieg Lol

 

[0 1]

Hi.

 

[Tyler X Sagiri]

I don't want to do anything that would put me in danger.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I don't want to do anything that would put me in danger.

Danger?

Heh, heh, heh.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

I don't want to do anything that would put me in danger.

You're on the highway to the danger zone my friend.

 

[Tyler X Sagiri]

I hate this site.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I hate this site.

That's hot.