Help create a new PC dictionary for the year 2050 - Forward and progressive thinking

[JambledUpWords]

Here’s some of my examples:

• “POC” is racist in 2050, it will now be replaced by POM (People of Melanin)
• “Women” is transphobic now, so it will be changed to front hole havers (FHH)
• “Men” is transphobic as well, the correct word is now elongated clitoris havers (ECH)
• “White” is racist, it will now be replaced by MDP (Melanin Deficient People)

Make sure to put the non-PC word in “quotes” and bold the new PC term to avoid confusion. Help people get with the times. Coming up with more ways to say the non-PC words are encouraged. We must protect people from their thoughts and the time starts now!

 

[Blasterisk]

"black on black crime" will be termed Two-Way POM Enlightenment or Wrongthink in intellectual circles.

 

[JambledUpWords]

“Trump” will now be referred to as CROW (Cursed Racist Orange Womanizer)

 

[Some JERK]

White people won't be allowed to talk at all by 2050 so they won't need dictionaries anyway.

 

[Blasterisk]

“Trump” will now be referred to as CROW (Cursed Racist Orange Womanizer)

This will fall out of favor by 2051 as being too kind, Tikstagram (the only government-approved social media) will start #BADHairInsensitiveTinyhandsLoserExecutiveRegent

 

[JambledUpWords]

“Obese” is fatphobic, you must now use POA (Person of Adipose)

 

[Turanist Shitposter]

"Children" is a pedophobic term, so please use Minibussy.

-My minibussies are my world, that's why I can't wait for them to lose their virginity to our MAP positive senator.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

“Obese” is fatphobic, you must now use POA (Person of Adipose)

No-no, that means there is just a person and then there is this. It should be one word, unoffensive of course, that sounds like a virtue or trait of character. Lipidocrat?

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Mugging shall now be known as "pre-systemic reparations negotiations between Black and white bodies."

 

[agility_]

Biologist: A racist man or bigoted TERF.
Embryology: An outdated obscene activity practiced by uninformed exaChuds in years of yore.
Hormones: Regulatory substances secreted by the body to be customized according to the International Gendering Association of Spectra.
Government: An outdated, sexist, misogynisitc, chauvinistic, racist, bigoted, nazi, misgendering, culturally insensitive, oppressive institution which was thankfully abolished by the Party Committee.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

OP: a faggot

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

every word will be 4 letters long
ever word will star with "br"
brer brrd brll brar brth "uh"
bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

 

[Curt Sibling]

What makes us think in 2050 people will be able to read, or a civilisation will exist?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

The terms "Man", "Woman", "Child", "Person", "Human", "Humanoid", "Hominid", "Primate" and "Sapiens" are to be replaced with one single term: "animal" (all lower-cases) as all of them are speciesist against our Arthropod overlords. In fact, the use of words such as "Insect", "Cockroach" and "Vermin" are punishable by death through abdomen removal.

The words "Nigger" and "Redneck" are re-instituted as synonymous only Arthropods can use to refer to the animals they own.

 

[Grog]

"Hispanic" is racist because it implies their identity comes from being colonized by Europeans. We should start calling them by the names of their original civilizations (Aztecs, Mayans, etc.)

 

[nohull]

I can already see how songs in the future are going to be, probably most artists will drop lyrics all together and most music from the past will be either adapted or #cancelled forever.

Pretty front hole haver, walking* down the street
Pretty front hole haver, the kind I like to meet
Ooooooh, pretty front hole haver!

*Saying "walking" will be considered problematic and dehumanizing by most people as 90% of the population will be People of Adipose and will use mobility scooters to move, most folx will use less problematic alternatives.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Hennessy will become a genericized trademark for all "distilled spirits".

Edit: sorry, forgot the rules.

 

[Spl00gies]

Bombaclat: First used in Jamaica as slang for "Motherfucker". This word has later been used in London with roadmen slang meaning the same or different, depending on the conversation.
Jaime: Where's the fuckin food fam?!
Caleb: Fuckin here fam. Fuckin Bombaclat.
Jaime: Fuckin splash you G. Wasteman.
by weaponised_autism October 10, 2019

fuck the rules

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Rape of white woman by black person will be called "pussylooting".

 

[Positron]

Rape of white woman by black person will be called "sexual reparation"

FTFY