Help me name my new cat. -
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nigger
You need to dox him so we can help with this important task.
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Niggerman
Call him Lou-lou
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Nigger, he already has a name. Address your new master as "Master" or "Mr. Cat" until such time as he deigns to tell you his name.
Faggot.
give your cat a hug
Penis
Done.
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As the vet above describes, names that end in higher pitched sounds will attract cats' attention more. But you'll get a similar response if you call Him any name in a falsetto voice lol.
What kind of names do you like or dislike generally? I'd probably start with a list of common names, rate them, and see if a pattern or preference emerges. I'm not suggesting you pick a name from the list, but if you find you consistently hate names like 'Midnight', or 'Apollo', and love names like 'Simon' or 'Colin', you'll get an idea for the kind of name you want.
That reminds me of the YT channel BilliSpeaks. It cracks me up every time Billi uses the buttons to just say, 'Mad. Mad. Mad'. Could be a fun thing to try and teach your kitten, @Gorgar.
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