Help me with an Amberlynn Stream -

[Null]

I'd like to do a 2 hour stream covering Amberlynn. It's been widely requested by grills on the site.

I'm not a huge Al follower, I just watch a few videos people send me, so I'm going to need help to put her story together.

Where did she start off? What traits about her make her such a large target (besides being literally large)? What was her height, what is her lowest point? And, most importantly: what are your favorite moments?

 

[User names must be unique]

she fat.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I am also a casual watcher, but my favorite moment was when she went to the lake with family. She fell down in the water and had a hard time standing back up.

 

[SweetDee]

Condensing 5 years of bitchery is gonna be hard, but I bet we can do it.

She was always fat, like 250 in middle school.

Her parents were drug addicts who frequently let their druggie friends "babysit" her.

Foster care when she was 8 or 9 until age 18.

Got free lunch from the state and her foster parents also gave her lunch money. So she would eat two lunches a day.

Publicly falsely accused her ex of raping her. Said ex made a video saying Amber was the abusive one.

Never apologized for the accusation and just quietly deleted the video.

Lies about everything.

Crams her boring videos full of ads. We're talking 7 ads for 12 minute video or some shit.

Manipulates her speds(girlfriends) into being her slave.

jfc.... I could go on and on. And I will later.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Gosh there's so much...Born to a couple of meth heads a few days after Christmas. She has two younger brothers. They all were put into foster care and the youngest brother was adopted. She lived with her crazy aunt Tammy for awhile (Aunt Tammy used to post tea on here). Her whole family hates her. The smallest she can recall being is 250lbs as a child. As an adult, 331 at 5'3. She lost 89lbs once because her girlfriend's family controlled the food, but gained all that back, plus an additional 200 lbs since she's started her weight loss youtube channel. Her highest weight, (or as she calls it, her new starting weight), is 552.2.


We refer to the phases of her life as the Kasey era, Krystle era, Destiny era, and Becky era, named for each gorlfriend. She adopts the personality and traits of each person she latches onto. She accused her first GF Kasey, who is now a transman, of rape, then took it back saying she "used the wrong word" and made a slam poetry video about it. She says Krystle's parents gave her 1200 a month for allowance, and she also collected food stamps. She's only had two jobs, each for only a few months, filling water at a nursing home and her top secret govt. job that she was fired from. Destiny had to drive them to work and she had to work at the same place as Destiny because she doesn't drive. She's only ever been single for a month, lived on her own after Destiny left her for a girl at her work named Dana, who is shaped like a cheezeballs container.

And then along came Becky, who reached out because she thought AL would kill herself from all the hate comments. Amber immediately weaseled her way into the home Becky shares with a married gay couple, Eric and Rickie. (Eric doesn't work because he has anxiety and he started his own yt channel to provide us with candid body shots of AL for views. Amber pays 3/4 of the rent, (she pays becky's portion because Becky quit her job, and Eric and Rickie charge her extra because they can and also because they let her have a living room/converted porch type area for all her crap.) She tried to dump her cats on one of Becky's friends when she moved, pretending that the landlord wouldn't allow them, then that blew up in her face and the friendship was terminated.

She's a pathological liar, and not very good at remembering what she's lied about which makes it very easy to catch her lying, which is all part of the fun. She's lied about her weight (she uses an industrial scale because she's outgrown 3 scales) she's lied about going to the doctor, being in therapy, lied about her pets (we have a theory that she let Destiny's 16 year old cat run out the door and was too lazy to look for her then blamed the roommate, all so she could get her own kitten who she now ignores). She's also a huge braggart and boasts about how much money she makes on yt (10,000 per month) how many gifts she buys for people, how she's such a great writer, how many pages into a book she is, etc. When she gives a gift she sticks the camera in the person's face and awkwardly asks why they like the gift she gave.

Speaking of gifts, the last three Christmases she has celebrated early. One of the best moments in Amberlore is from when she made Destiny open like 500 gifts on Nov. 12th. in a last ditch effort to get Destiny not to break up with her. She eventually did, right before Valentine's day and bought her new fat girl Dana the giant teddy bear that Amber wanted. This caused Amber to make a drunk Valentine's day woe-is-me video and younow stream, a true classic.

Amber also has ankle rolls.

 

[MemeGray]

Can't link any at the moment but her cooking videos are a must cover, Gorl just throws shit together.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Heres her youtube channel if your going her best moments I recommend going into the most popular section https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCW5ncBWqvyyUYo1evh1iFCA

 

[Faggot Gift]

Amber is in her late 20s and doesn't understand how mirrors work. She also claims to be so hot her girlfriend's family constantly hits on her.

EDIT:

Credit to @Turd Blossom

 

[registereduser]

Another great stream idea. I was following her for a while but then stopped bothering, so a stream will to help losers like me catch back up will be nice.

Things I remember that should be noted:
- The Kacey drama, obviously. My favorite part was the hamfisted poem she wrote afterwards with the line: "Raindrops And Petals Eavesdop; I said the wrong word" As if the word rape was the only issue lmao, and that that totally changes any implications of her allegations.
- The assload of Christmas presents she bought Destiny for Christmas and then had her open all of them like over a month before Christmas. All of these were really childish gifts, and people would speculate that Destiny might be a bit exceptional, so this didn't help.

 

[BeanBidan]

Gotta start the stream with a video that's a compilation of Amber cringe.

 

[RG 448]

Based on casual obersvations of her subforum here, I gather her vlogging is of a lesser quality than what is considered average, so i can only assume she doesn’t satisfactorily vet her sources regarding whatever topic she discusses in any given entry, and by extension more than likely does not do an acceptable job of arguing her position on said topic, nor would I imagine she defends her point of view as thoroughly as is the industry standard. These are all common mistakes made by vloggers who don’t put the necesarry effort into their craft, so it’s likely that these are the shortcomings that have made her a mockery in the vlogging-enthusiast community.

 

[Faggot Gift]

We should probably get this organized at some point into one post for a chronological history and one for miscellaneous cringe content like I posted, there's a lot of shit to go over.

 

[JaneThough]

Can I request as a favorite moment, the one where she realized she can't jump because she's too big?

 

[Golly]

Important food videos:
Cooking: olive soup and Grandma's recipe
Cereal mukbang

Basically, people are fascinated because she started as a weight loss channel, but is unable to stick to any kind of cohesive plan. She's gained at least 200 lbs over the past 4 or 5 years. She's gained about 100 since finding her new girlfriend, Becky in early 2017. The dynamics of their relationship are kind of sad/interesting as well. For the last year, all PDA has seemed pretty forced. Becky always seems confused when she gets compliments. Both AL and Becky seem to care more for their menagerie of pets than each other. There's also a lot of concern with how they care for their pets, most notably Twinkie Star, their morbidly obese chihuahua.

This summer, she and Becky went to Lexington, KY (a couple hours from their home) for a few days to celebrate Pride. Their housemates (married gay couple Eric and Ricky) went too. While the latter pair attended, Amberlynn and Becky were sidetracked by a massive bingequest. They went to cheesecake factory every day (AL ordered the same thing each time. You know what it is.) and prioritized crap food so much, they didn't even bother to attend the LGBT event they allegedly traveled all that way for.

There's definitely more to talk about, especially now that things are looking so grim that even the gaggle of reaction youtubers that follow her are finding her hard to mock, but those are some of the first things that come to mind when I think of her.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn's hate had peaked once she lied about being raped by an ex girlfriend Kascey, after her ex became aware of this false accusation made a rebuttal video.

"You're gonna fuckin touch me whether you like it or not"

Mirror video here from deleted accusation video:

Kasey made a rebuttal here:

A lot of her lies were being called out especially lying about her girlfriends Mothers health where AL had to make a video exposing her own lies.

Animal abuse

Amberlynns height of internet fame was here:

This video attracted some known You Tubers who love to talk shit like Peter Monn, Stay Negative and the like.

After this the weight and hate intensified as well as AL's oversharing of her income.

One of the most vular displays is here:

And a month later Dusty left her ass which she tried to cover up.

ETA: She also loves degrading herself for those precious clicks.

Went Vegan for a whopping day.

Talks shit about a fat girl she saw while out to eat completely missing the point

Sorry for my :autism:

 

[Twinkie]

Just a heads up, something that's problematic about Amberlynn is that she's actually really boring. There are brief entertaining moments from literally hundreds of videos. That said, her Destiny era videos are the best.

Some of the more captivating stuff is the earlier mukbangs. Just have a gander at that playlist
(In the later mukbangs she's more self conscioius but ALL of her early ones are horrifying/amazing. The hot cheetos one is iconic)

 

[parallelogram]

Amberlynn is a unique lolcow in that she obviously has a strong relationship with her "hater" audience but is unbelievably passive-aggressive about it.
Unlike Chantal, she doesn't disable/endlessly police comments (other than a handful of videos from the Density era where they were going through a rough patch and the audience never stopped pointing it out) but obviously reads each and every last one of them.
Her level of denial is off the charts considering she shares nearly every portion of her life and, well, we have eyes and can see the weight gain before them.
She will more than likely take the stream as an opportunity to gloat that people just can't keep her name out of her mouth instead of realizing she's nothing more than a sideshow attraction in the neverending carnival that is the internet.

That being said,

 

[sperginity]

The most important transformation is from being a leech to a breadwinner. She used to mooch off her girlfriend and girlfriends family. Now she makes enough youtube money to pay for her girlfriend to be a personal chauffeur. Her roommates seem to hate her but need her money for bills. The change happened at the worst possible time, after Destiny left, and Amberlynn is very clearly still in love with Destiny. Amberlynn did a livrsteam on Valentine's Day and drank a whole bottle of wine while talking about destiny. That is definitely worth including. ALs current girlfriend has no personality or self esteem, no ambition, no job besides picking up orange chicken for amberlynn (and presumably ass wiping).

There's a chick called Katie W on YouTube that has excellent compilations of various notable shit.

Read Amberlynns poetry and fiction on the livestream. Esp the monster truck in the night life poem. It's so bad, hilarious. It's the only thing she expressed any ambition for and she's terrible at it. She doesn't know basic English words like "excruciating" (amberism: "incrutiating").

Most of amberlynns haters are ex fans. Everyone gets sick of her shit eventually, she fails constantly and doesn't seem too bothered by it. There are compilations of her weigh in videos, and they are mostly her admitting she didn't do anything to lose weight, along with her new highest weight. For years. People get angry at that because she is totally going to die. They also dislike the lies, like when she got caught using the scooters at Walmart after lying about it for so long.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This video is right after Destiny's mom paid a boatload for her to go to a special weight loss clinic and get on phentermine. She was worried because the meds made her not want to eat and she needed to eat to survive so had three slices of pizza, and she doesn't even like pizza (or bananas) she famously only eats pizza if there is no other option. She eats the pizza all the while talking about how hungry she isn't. Many people in her life have paid for weight loss plans for her. Foster parents and even a teacher paid for weight watchers, (she's been on it like 7 times), Krystle's parents paid for a trainer I think, and a gym membership too and recently she claims an old foster parent paid for her to go back on weight watchers, but we never heard about it again because was going back to "intuitive eating".

 

[DarkSydePundit]

She got a really fat ass that is as wide as she is tall.