helping becky workout (: - 04/16/19 - Because the only thing more concerning than our gorl's weight, is Necky's

[pecansandies]

• ALR is convinced people are doing the dainty air punches along with her and that she's motivating people
• therefor our Gorl is now a weightloss guru, and passes those savings onto Necky
• ALR showing Becky how to incorrectly work out but she said "don't hurt yourself" so it's going to be fine
• Twinkie Storr once again being a mood by looking unimpressed
  
• "DON'T START GOING FAST"..."DON'T TAKE BREAKS EITHER"
• "I SEE THE SWEAT"
• Necky taps out after 25 reps
• "I feel like you're definitely like a coach"
• more incorrect punches
• Necky starts dancing "NO YOU MESSED IT UP BAYYYBE!!!"
• "I notice for me, walking in place I walk faster, I lift up my layyygs more"
• Necky tries to beat ALR's 2min
• we get to see Necky's huge cawk n bawls bouncing while she's walking in place
  
• "we're at 2 and a half min and I'm starting to feel jealous"
• "I'm like SHOOK" re: 7min of walking
• "let's come back in 6 months and I'll show you my new regimen!" (it's more likely in 6mo our gorl is up another 50lbs and has restarted this process 2-3 times but here's hoping!)
• listening to "accelerate" by Christina Aguilera gives you supernatural fitness powers (she literally looks like she's drowning in her own chins and tits)
  
• can walk 50sec more than she could a week ago "50 seconds, in the grand scheme of things, is actually quite a lot"
• THE THE SLEEP APNEA REALNESS
  
• "I'm not dying, I'm fighting to stay alive"

 

[Whatthefuck]

Is she fucking serious? I can't even watch this. So, now we're in trainer/weight loss gurulynn mode?

 

[THOTto]

The only workout those two need is going for a walk. Inb4 one of them hurts themselves from doing something wrong and needs to ‘rest’.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Is she fucking serious? I can't even watch this. So, now we're in trainer/weight loss gurulynn mode?

I skimmed through it, and yep, that is exactly the mode we are now in.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Becky looks like she's seeing the ghost of everything Amber's eaten over the last 28 years throughout the entire workout. Holy fuck I can't stop laughing.

 

[Aldora]

Talk about the blind leading the blind.

 

[EH 110]

If Becky listens to anything Amber says, she's the biggest moron in Kentucky. Amber's dieting advice helped Becky balloon up 30+ pounds last year. I wouldn't take exercise advice from a 600 pound hippo who swings tiny weights into the air and calls them "arm ups." LOL

 

[Chía P.]

Becky marching and both of them taking this as an effective way to work out is hilarious.

Hey Becky, you're a natural. Why don't you get into the army? They'll take care of your expenses, you'll get in shape, you'll make yourself useful and, best of all, you'll have someone to boss you around and belittle you, just the way you love it.

 

[Daintygorllayg]

Shes totally the first person i would turn to for my exercising needs!

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Of course, after yesterday when she could only do 28 “arm punches”, she can do 60 today. After Becky could manage 40, obviously Amber can now do 60.

 

[literally low-key]

She's such a joke! I hate her more than ever. The comments are beyond any rational thinking. I am so disgusted with these people. I can't wait til they realize they are being trolled.
Personal trainer Amberlynn. What a joke. She should have all of her "close friends" over and run a class for them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Moving your jaw when you're eating doesn't count as exercise, silly.

 

[Aldora]

As a-loggy as it sounds, I wouldn't put it past Amber to sabotage Becky's weight loss. Becky has lost 12lbs and Amber can never lose more than 2-3lbs(aka normal weight fluctuation).

 

[e-gf]

Amber put your fat girl titties away.. good god

 

[raritycunt]

Its taking some processing to realise that there's people out there that finding lifting a dinky dumbbell a few times HARD. Dear god....

Noticing Twinkies weight gain as well, so sad.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

No fucking way. Healthgurulynn to the rescue, y'all. Becky ru- walk away quickly. Get real advice some someone who knows what they are talking about.

PS, I am going to wait for a kind Kiwi to recap. I haven't been able to watch more than a minute of her videos lately.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Hamber must’ve seen all the hate for Becky in the comments and decided to put her front and center as a meat(loaf)shield.
“See guise! I’m so helpful toward Becky! SHE made me this way! I’M THE VICTIM IN THIS GOOOORL”

 

[pecansandies]

PS, I am going to wait for a kind Kiwi to recap. I haven't been able to watch more than a minute of her videos lately.

just did. tbh I don't think even the recap is worth the attention lol this video is a step above her talking about looking too yellow for 8min but a step below a torrid haul

 

[2Puss2Post]

Wow Becky can walk for more than 2 minutes. How amazing. Amber is SHOOK.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

just did. tbh I don't think even the recap is worth the attention lol this video is a step above her talking about looking too yellow for 8min but a step below a torrid haul

Yeah, I agree. Thank you for your patience with the recap btw. I'm just blown away, a few days of arm ups and all of a sudden she thinks she can coach Becky.

What they both need to be doing is motivating each other to walk. Even if it's only for 5 minutes at a time. That is what she can use her great coaching talent for.