helping becky workout (: - 04/16/19 - Because the only thing more concerning than our gorl's weight, is Necky's

Who is the ultimate fitness guru?

  • Amberlynn Reid

  • Jillian Michaels

  • Richard Simmons

  • Jack LaLanne

  • Susan Powter

  • Becky's python

  • Obese2Beast


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Whatthefuck

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No fucking way. Healthgurulynn to the rescue, y'all. Becky ru- walk away quickly. Get real advice some someone who knows what they are talking about.

PS, I am going to wait for a kind Kiwi to recap. I haven't been able to watch more than a minute of her videos lately.
Becky could have gone to the fags for advice. At least they've darkened the door of a gym in the past year. Fuck, Becks, you look like you already have a pair, use them.
 

DuckSucker

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"50 seconds, in the grand scheme of things, is actually quite a lot"

The Earth is like 4.6 billion years old, and the universe is even older. Google says 13.78 billion years.

But sure AL, Ill give it to you; "in the grand scheme of things", 50 seconds is really actually a long time. You couldnt even hold your breath for 50 seconds! I saw my cousins kids trying it to see who could do it longer and they were struggling.

For some reason that line in the OP just made me crack up.
 
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clusterfuckk

My soul was empty...so I ate 2 ramens.
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  • ALR is convinced people are doing the dainty air punches along with her and that she's motivating people
  • therefor our Gorl is now a weightloss guru, and passes those savings onto Necky
  • ALR showing Becky how to incorrectly work out but she said "don't hurt yourself" so it's going to be fine
  • Twinkie Storr once again being a mood by looking unimpressedView attachment 727908
  • "DON'T START GOING FAST"..."DON'T TAKE BREAKS EITHER"
  • "I SEE THE SWEAT"
  • Necky taps out after 25 reps
  • "I feel like you're definitely like a coach"
  • more incorrect punches
  • Necky starts dancing "NO YOU MESSED IT UP BAYYYBE!!!"
  • "I notice for me, walking in place I walk faster, I lift up my layyygs more"
  • Necky tries to beat ALR's 2min
  • we get to see Necky's huge cawk n bawls bouncing while she's walking in placeView attachment 727907
  • "we're at 2 and a half min and I'm starting to feel jealous"
  • "I'm like SHOOK" re: 7min of walking
  • "let's come back in 6 months and I'll show you my new regimen!" (it's more likely in 6mo our gorl is up another 50lbs and has restarted this process 2-3 times but here's hoping!)
  • listening to "accelerate" by Christina Aguilera gives you supernatural fitness powers (she literally looks like she's drowning in her own chins and tits)View attachment 727906
  • can walk 50sec more than she could a week ago "50 seconds, in the grand scheme of things, is actually quite a lot"
  • THE THE SLEEP APNEA REALNESSView attachment 727905
  • "I'm not dying, I'm fighting to stay alive"
You gorls are doing the LORDS WORK because I can't even fucking do it for 30 seconds.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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Why is everything with fatties such a production?
It's Spring in Kentucky. Take your little hand weights & go power walk outside. OK -power walk for 10 seconds, then walk, but walk & use the weights to move your arms at the same time. When you walk down the street, turn around & do it again. And again.
They can do this together & take that fat dog with them.
All we heard for months is how it's too cold to go outside & walk. Chantal has made it an art form. She went from it's too cold to take a walk, to it's too muddy. ? We all know it will soon be too hot. Seems the only things fatties never run out of is excuses.

Let's hope Becky takes her exercise routine outside & gets a break from Amber. She may like it & one day just keep walking.
 

Whatthefuck

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Why is everything with fatties such a production?
It's Spring in Kentucky. Take your little hand weights & go power walk outside. OK -power walk for 10 seconds, then walk, but walk & use the weights to move your arms at the same time. When you walk down the street, turn around & do it again. And again.
They can do this together & take that fat dog with them.
All we heard for months is how it's too cold to go outside & walk. Chantal has made it an art form. She went from it's too cold to take a walk, to it's too muddy. ? We all know it will soon be too hot. Seems the only things fatties never run out of is excuses.

Let's hope Becky takes her exercise routine outside & gets a break from Amber. She may like it & one day just keep walking.
It's such a lovely day here (I'm not in KY, but I'm sure it's the same there). Neither can be assed to go outside. Get some vitamin D. Take Twinkie for a (short) walk. Just sit outside on the patio and enjoy being outside. Some of us have to actually fucking work for a living so we don't have the opportunity to enjoy this. They are absolute shut-ins save for Becks' WalMart runs. Fuck, imagine if they get the WalMart delivery service in their area. (:_(
 

SheCameForNecky

And do I help them? Yes, indeed. :)
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It's such a lovely day here (I'm not in KY, but I'm sure it's the same there). Neither can be assed to go outside. Get some vitamin D. Take Twinkie for a (short) walk. Just sit outside on the patio and enjoy being outside. Some of us have to actually fucking work for a living so we don't have the opportunity to enjoy this. They are absolute shut-ins save for Becks' WalMart runs. Fuck, imagine if they get the WalMart delivery service in their area. (:_(
t. Whatthefuck is actually Twinkie Store's sock puppet account.
 
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