here’s your white noise - 7/2/2019

[Commiechu]

 

[Piggy Pot Pie]

At least she's using a new deck of cards, her old one is getting stale.

 

[Okami Green]

Amber trying to create white noise content will never be successful. She likes being the center of attention too much to allow herself to be background content.

 

[Phalanx]

Holy fucking shit this cunt thinks this piece of shit video is a podcast dont even consider yourself of that quality at this point she is tolling but outright trolling and that shit is lame af.

 

[ADHD]

Amber trying to create white noise content will never be successful. She likes being the center of attention too much to allow herself to be background content.

The videos where she's sitting down and talking at a normal pitch and volume are actually great white noise.

This video is not that.

 

[FitBitch]

"So this is for people who are really bored or just want to hear background noise." I tapped out.

Bitch if I need background noise I'll put on an audiobook or some lo-fi, most people want their background noise to still be interesting.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"Muh wedding day."

Interesting and very telling, with Becky sitting right there. Not "OUR" wedding day, but "MY" wedding day. If Becky had anything mildly resembling a spine, she shoulda got the fuck up and walked off camera or even slapped the moon-face bitch.

Didn't make it too much further. Hamber's sing-song pitch white noise voice was giving me vertigo and wanting to puke.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Amber has to be in front , Becky is slightly back because framing, space

Has time to obtain special cards, edit etc , but once again kicks us off w "the lighteeen in here is not good "

Becky has a sunburn

Becky looking bigger than ever , sans snapback, acting like a drunk uncle with that face

ALR lists off some milquetoast actors . Calls out late Winslet and gets a death look from Festus we Becky

ALR calls out pillow mountain , trying to make it a one liner when Uncle Fester / Becky asks "where am I " ( regarding the game they are playing). No one laughs

We learn about lettuce nutritional value or lack thereof

...there's more her but this is really Amber's trick to learn more about her butler she calls a girlfriend.

 

[Godless Goddess]

Amber isn't sure if Becky would even propose. It also forms as a bait to see how Becky will take it

 

[drtoboggan]

So shocking Becky could go a year without books.

 

[Godless Goddess]

I wonder if Becky ever gives disgust noises when Amber gloats about Miley Cyrus..

 

[I never almost drownded]

Couldn't even get past ten seconds of this. It's a nope from me dawg

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

So shocking Becky could go a year without books.

It didn't specifically say "coloring books," so yeah being such a vee-zuule person and a talented art-eeest to boot, I doubt Necky has cracked open ANY textbook or novel since high school. Catalogs and magazines don't count.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Just when you think her videos can't get any worse they somehow do. She was so obnoxious and extra in this video, I just wanted to punch her in her face.

She can't even compliment Necky, at the 12:20 mark she's "complimenting Necky" saying no you're beautiful babe, blah, blah, yet can't even look at her, just stares at herself in the camera. AL then also mentions her best friend lives out of state, and they communicate on the Marco Polo app, whose her bff? AL always claims she has lots of friends; but never talks about anyone. Rafe has been missing from videos again too, another falling out?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Is she having a fucking laugh? This is the laziest, most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. Y'all, I'm just sticking around to see those layyyyghhss and her imminent demise. This is too fucking much. Kudos to anyone who can actually get through this "content". You should be awarded a medal for valor. Is she literally trolling as hard as she can in the hopes that we won't watch as the train wrecks? I know she's dumb, but I didn't think she was that dumb.

 

[Aldora]

Should be titled: "here's your whale noise"

 

[wylfım]

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At least she's admitted to her cheescake factory fetish, our gorl only lives for that orange chicken orgasm.

 

[gorl on a mission]

amberlynn's "best friend" who lives out of state, has a fiancee...

HMMM ... .

no way she's talking about destiny, right?

 

[bev]

amberlynn's "best friend" who lives out of state, has a fiancee...

HMMM ... .

no way she's talking about destiny, right?

No, it's her super, super, super ultra totally real trans best friend who only ever gets mentioned when she gets called out for being transphobic. Before this friend, it was Krystle. So who knows, maybe Nena and Krystle are engaged?

 

[marjoram]

So, the Thumb went swimming at the lake without Big Al....I thought Al was sooooo looking forward to bobbing around in shit?
Housebound much, Big Al?