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Those squiggly lines near the "squ-eeee-sh" sound effect look like sperm. I'd like to hope it's unintentional, but as far as GK is concerned he probably made them look that way on purpose.
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NEVER AGAIN BE UNSEEN.
Myth of the Legendary Warrior at least has some sort of plot to it. Hero Team on the other hand is just a hodgepodge of scenes that feel as if they're part of a story that's been cut up, then put back together again in an order so random, that it becomes virtually impossible to tell what's going on. We have no idea who the characters are fighting. We have no clue who's the main villain of the story beyond cannon fodder soldiers. There's no explanation for anything. We don't even know how the story started in the first place, or why they're fighting at all. The Golden Pingas just assumes that everybody knows what the plot is. I've seen Sonic recolor videos that have had a better plot than Hero Team. There's fanfiction that has a far better plot than Hero Team. Let's not forget the horrifying fan service that appears throughout the comic that only shows just how ludicrous Goldie is.
I actually thought that Hero Team was meant to be a series of brief comic strips or something.
I actually thought that Hero Team was meant to be a series of brief comic strips or something.
Idling
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Ok, I think I kinda managed to figure out what's supposed to happen plotwise in Chapter One (Page 1 - 16) and why we never learn who they are fighting - it's because the opponents are just random, non inter-connected criminals, going through their daily routines .
Here's a short synopsis of the "plot":
When Jay says in the intro, that their mission is to hunt crooks, he's stating their actual first mission goal. They are just going around town, fighting crime as they encounter it. Since it's the distant future of 2012, where society has broken down and a crimewave floods the street, encountering crime turns out to be no problem.
Also first mission literally means their first mission, since their second mission goal is to street test their weapons and power armor. The Hero Team splits up, fights and kills various random thugs, criminals and mafiosis - either that or they just open fire at innocent passer-byes - they're all npcs anyway. After the equipment is successfully tested, Hero Team plans to regroup at the majors office, but Hero 3, who was supposed to update the majors computer security system, screws up and the system is breached.
Criminals invade the town hall taking the major hostage, while Hero 2 and 3 retreat to the roof. The rest of the team arrives, including Hero 1, Jay, who brings along a whole army of criminals he pissed off by blowing up their headquarter. In the ensuing fight on the rooftop Jays armor glitches, causing him to freeze up. He is shot down. Hero 2 has an emotional breakdown and rushes through the gunfire to Jay. She manages to patch him back up, since she's the groups medic and therefore has magical instant healing power I guess.
With Hero 1 back at full force, the team manages to dispatch the criminals, storm the office and rescue the major. As a reward for that they all get the day off.
At least I think that's what happens. There are several details that are still unclear. In page 11-15 for example they start wildly teleporting from the rooftop to the gound and back - no idea what exactly is happening there - I think Jay just screwed up continuity there.
Here's a short synopsis of the "plot":
When Jay says in the intro, that their mission is to hunt crooks, he's stating their actual first mission goal. They are just going around town, fighting crime as they encounter it. Since it's the distant future of 2012, where society has broken down and a crimewave floods the street, encountering crime turns out to be no problem.
Also first mission literally means their first mission, since their second mission goal is to street test their weapons and power armor. The Hero Team splits up, fights and kills various random thugs, criminals and mafiosis - either that or they just open fire at innocent passer-byes - they're all npcs anyway. After the equipment is successfully tested, Hero Team plans to regroup at the majors office, but Hero 3, who was supposed to update the majors computer security system, screws up and the system is breached.
Criminals invade the town hall taking the major hostage, while Hero 2 and 3 retreat to the roof. The rest of the team arrives, including Hero 1, Jay, who brings along a whole army of criminals he pissed off by blowing up their headquarter. In the ensuing fight on the rooftop Jays armor glitches, causing him to freeze up. He is shot down. Hero 2 has an emotional breakdown and rushes through the gunfire to Jay. She manages to patch him back up, since she's the groups medic and therefore has magical instant healing power I guess.
With Hero 1 back at full force, the team manages to dispatch the criminals, storm the office and rescue the major. As a reward for that they all get the day off.
At least I think that's what happens. There are several details that are still unclear. In page 11-15 for example they start wildly teleporting from the rooftop to the gound and back - no idea what exactly is happening there - I think Jay just screwed up continuity there.
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Well, this exists now.
I never thought I'd find anything with a less coherent plot than My Immortal.
This is more like 30 H's, except not funny.
deadson
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Legit got creeped out over that.
Day 3 of chronicling Hero Team issue synopses:
1. I still have no idea who Jay's team is supposed to be fighting, other than "Terrorists," and "Brutes."
2. Not even the fortress gives us any insight.
3. Chris was better at natural romance in Sonichu. Rosechu and Sonichu may have gotten together after like a day together, but that's still more time and buildup than Jay was willing to devote.
4. I've done 30 issue synopses by this point. Actual stuff involving the Hero Team has accounted for less than half, with the rest being Jay and Amanda fucking and bitching at one another.
5. The art remains completely incoherent. I really didn't need to see Jay's tiny penciled-in wang, either.
6. For fuck's sake, my kingdom for Magi-Chan showing up in a panel and saying something demeaning.
7. OVER 1000 HOURS IN MSPAINT
I'm almost a third of the way through this. Godjesus Bearchrist, give me strength, for naught but prickly-wicklies this way lies.
1. I still have no idea who Jay's team is supposed to be fighting, other than "Terrorists," and "Brutes."
2. Not even the fortress gives us any insight.
3. Chris was better at natural romance in Sonichu. Rosechu and Sonichu may have gotten together after like a day together, but that's still more time and buildup than Jay was willing to devote.
4. I've done 30 issue synopses by this point. Actual stuff involving the Hero Team has accounted for less than half, with the rest being Jay and Amanda fucking and bitching at one another.
5. The art remains completely incoherent. I really didn't need to see Jay's tiny penciled-in wang, either.
6. For fuck's sake, my kingdom for Magi-Chan showing up in a panel and saying something demeaning.
7. OVER 1000 HOURS IN MSPAINT
I'm almost a third of the way through this. Godjesus Bearchrist, give me strength, for naught but prickly-wicklies this way lies.
Halfway through the story, Hero Team assaults the Kiwi headquarters called "C-Quarter Garbage" by holding a concert that completely wrecks the building. Null and Satan confess their feelings for each other in the last moments before the building crumbles.
And then Casey fucks another corpse fished from the wreckage.
Also, another thing that Jay's stealing from: you see that sequence where he saves the Anonymayor? Same camera angle and framing as killing the final enemy and saving the VIP in CoD 4: Modern Warfare's bonus mission, Mile High Club.
Also, another thing that Jay's stealing from: you see that sequence where he saves the Anonymayor? Same camera angle and framing as killing the final enemy and saving the VIP in CoD 4: Modern Warfare's bonus mission, Mile High Club.
We need a "Things Jay has ripped off" page.
Bob's Fries
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Your wish is my command. ...for this, anyway, I can only handle so much in one go before the toxicity gets lethal.
Keep exposure to short bursts, and be sure to decontaminate fully after each exposure, Quanta.
I will need others to help me categorize anything else; I have the bad habit of skimming through things I find repulsive if I've got nobody to riff it with or whatever.
Jaimas, have you thought about making a Golden Wiki thread, to discuss what could be added, what needs categorising/formatting etc?
I really should. An excellent idea, Absinthe. :3
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