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Herostalker is an Enterbot who commonly posts about his extreme, devoted hatred to Breadwinners and often talks down to others that like it. He stalks people, faithful to his username, and seemingly keeps a little database about the users and sometimes calls them out. He also posts quotes from characters from Avatar and Legend of Korra for no reason. An example of a few conversations he had with a user is here:

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Simplicity111

Simplicity111

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Whoops, fucking mature content filter got in the way. Oh well, I'll just post the stories here.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter 1
Traveling along the southern bridge highway inbound for Animation City were three busses filled with the inhabitance of Pondgea. Captain Goosington was placed in charge of driving the lead bus which had Rambamboo, Ketta, T-midi, Bread Maker, Jelly, SwaySway, and Buhdeuce.
Buhdeuce: Wow I can’t believe we’re going to go to Animation City!
SwaySway: You know it Buhdeuce. We’re going moving into the city while those space police guys look around our planet.
Rambamboo: You idiots that was Star Command and the United Federation of Planets telling us our planet was deemed uninhabitable due to geological defects.
SwaySway: What are those?
Rambamboo: *sigh* things that make it hard for us to live on Pondgea.
Buhdeuce: Hey if the space people can fix Pondgea can we go back home? And if so, would you go on a date with me?
Rambamboo: Due to all the bread and Dough scattered throughout the planets interior I doubt that will happen, and as for the date… I wouldn’t spend any time with you even if you were the last duck in the universe.
Buhdeuce: So is that a maybe?
As Rambamboo left their section of the bus to check on Captain Goosington to see how much longer they would be driving.
SwaySway: Hey Bread Maker weren’t you the one that made all the bread that is giving Pondgea its problems?
Bread Maker: I sure did. All the bread in Pondgea came from me at my home in the center of Pondgea. After a while of making bread for so long some of the bread must have gotten squeezed through the planets layers.
SwaySway: So you could tell them that Pondgea is OK right?
Bread Maker: Afraid not my bread head ducks. You see what happens when someone steps on bread it goes flat? Well what should happen if a city was built on top of several dozen loafs of bread?
SwaySway: Flat bread?
Buhdeuce: Flat City?
Bread Maker: Bread goes flat and the city sinks down. This would be uncool if it got traced back to you two.
SwaySway: Well will just have to avoid doing that when we start up Breadwinners in Animation City.
Buhdeuce: Yep yep!
Just then the bridge in front of busses burst in a large explosion cutting off the road. Captain Goosington slammed on the brakes just before they fell of the edge. As the other two busses pulled to a stop behind them.
Rambamboo: What happened!?
Captain Goosington: The bridge be gone and the road with it.
Just then another explosion erupted behind the third bus leaving the convoy of Pondgea travelers stranded on a length of road between two columns.
Rambamboo: Once is coincidence but twice says something is going on here. Ketta how long would it take you to make these busses capable of flight?
Ketta: Well if I had my tools… or any parts for a rocket I would be no time at all. But all of Pondgea’s rockets were shipped ahead to Animation City before we arrived at El Navero.
SwaySway: Hey Rambamboo! If the rocket van is in Animation City why don’t we just call somebody to have it brought here and then we can fly everybody into town.
Rambamboo: I’d sooner trust you to rebuild the bridge then on your flying.
SwaySway: Come on I’m a great pilot. I can fly it… and crash it.
Rambamboo: I said no to your flying, but calling Animation City authorities sounds like a good idea.
Rambamboo grabbed the bus radio and proceeded to contact Animation City.
Rambamboo: May day, May day. This is chief Rambamboo of tadpolice. The bus convoy of Pondgea refugees is stranded on the south highway of Animation City does anyone copy?
Rosemary: (through radio) Hallo, hallo, this is Rosemary the telephone operator, the lovely lassie with the classy chassis. You’ve reached Animation City Police what can I do for you?
Rambamboo: Listen Rosemary this is Rambamboo chief of tadpolice and were stranded with the Pondgea refugees on Animation City south highway. Can you help us?
Rosemary: Dispatch has been informed of your situation they should have you out of there within the hour.
Rambamboo: Within an hour? This isn’t something like a flat tire or something! The bridge is out and we have nowhere to go! The bridge was fine until we came up to our location and it blew up! Now either you send immediate help our direction or were-
Rambamboo trailed off when she spotted several black helicopters flying in their direction. The black helicopters circled around the busses like vultures around a dying animal. Then one of the helicopters flew down toward the bridge section the bus was on and several ropes descended from the carrier doors. Dozens of weasels repelled down the ropes and surrounded the busses aiming automatic weaponry at them. The weasels then made a path as a yellow and green robot in the shape of a female beetle walked through. The robot (Vexus) walked along the length of the buses keeping her eyes on the windows until she came to a stop by the front bus where SwaySway and Buhdeuce were located. Vexus turned to the circling helicopters and pointed at the second and third bus then ran a finger across her neck.
Instantly missiles were fired from the helicopters at the busses which burst into flames. The sound of screaming ducks sounded out from the flaming hulks of the busses as the Pondgea citizens burned alive. Some of the ducks tried to escape the burning vehicles and run away but were met by a rain of automatic weapons fire. SwaySway starred helplessly as Jenny Quackles was lifted by her throat by Vexus before having her head slammed into the pavement cracking the street at the impact.
Rambamboo: MAY DAY! MAY DAY! WERE UNDER ATTACK!
Just then the front of the first bus exploded sending Rambamboo flying back badly burned and Captain Goosington being incinerated. A large man wearing a black shirt, combat pants and boots, and a cross belt of explosives walked through the large hole in the front of the bus.
Mad Stan: YOU AND YOUR SHOW ARE NOTHING BUT A DISEASE! A MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL VACUUM CREATED BY THE CORPORATE SYSTEM TO STUPEFY THE MASSES AT A YOUNG AGE SO THEY ARE MORE EASILY CONTROLLED IN THE FUTURE! BUT THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN ANYMORE! THE LEAD CONSPIRATORS OF THIS MADNESS COME WITH US! AS FOR THE REST OF YOU YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BE BLOWN UP!
Rambamboo: Don’t count on it!
Rambamboo charges Mad Stan with her bobby club in hand. Mad Stan just grabbed her arm holding the club and lifted her to his face.
Mad Stan: YOU’RE ONLY CONTRIBUTING TO THE PROBLEM MAN! BUT I KNOW THE SOLUTION! (Places explosive on the side of Rambamboo’s dead) BLOW IT UP!
Mad Stan then threw Rambamboo out the front of the bus before she exploded.
T-midi: Now see here we have done nothing against you either through direct or indirect action so I demand that you leave us at once or we shall be forced to press charges against you.
Just then T-midi was shot in the side of his head and he dropped dead from a shot fired by a man in a half black and half bronze mask.
Deathstroke: Stan, hurry up and retrieve the targets. Firefly get in there and eliminate anyone distracting Stan from his objective.
A man wearing a grey body suit, a jetpack, and carrying a flamethrower went over to the rear of the bus and kicked in the emergency exit.
Firefly: Deathstroke’s orders grab the bread-boozes I’ll fry the rest!
Firefly then let loose a stream of fire that set Bread Maker on fire. Bread maker screamed and rolled around on the floor of the bus until at last he lay still being consumed by the flames.
Bread Maker: Toasty.
Mad Stan: ALL OF YOU OFF THE BUS!
SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Jelly (in Buhdeuce’s arms), and Ketta were slowly marched off the bus and brought before Deathstroke.
Deathstroke: Vexus which of these is the targets?
Vexus: The tall male is known a “SwaySway” and the short male is called “Buhdeuce”. As for the female she is unimportant.
Deathstroke: Fair enough.
Deathstroke pulls out his gun and aims it at Ketta.
Ketta: No wait please! I’m a mechanic I could help you!
Deathstroke: Hmm… we have been considering giving Motor Ed an assistant… work with Motor Ed and you can live.
Ketta: Thank you! Thank you sir!
Then Deathstroke fired at Ketta’s right leg. As Ketta ley on the ground holding her wounded leg.
SwaySway + Buhdeuce: Ketta!
Deathstroke: She’ll live. I only shot her leg in a way that will make her running off difficult for her. Vexus take that one to Motor Ed. As for you boys, its time you saw the Villain district.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were lead onto one of the helicopters at gunpoint from the weasels then the helicopter took off towards the west side of the city made up of darker buildings. As they got closer they could see several fires were burning various buildings and complexes until they come to the one white building among the surrounding black structures. Once they landed the weasels shoved them with their guns and marched them down several flights of stairs.
Buhdeuce: Where are you taking us?
Weasel One: No talking or will have to rough you up before your trial!
SwaySway: Trial?
Weasel Two: Shut it you dork! You’ll learn more about it when you’re summoned.
They were lead deeper into the building until they came to a cell cage and force inside. Just then one of the weasels spotted Jelly in Buhdeuce’s arms.
Weasel Two: Hey what’s this?
The weasel snatches jelly and dangles him from one of his legs.
Buhdeuce: Hey give him back that’s my pet frog Jelly!
Weasel Two: Nice name for him. Wonder if he can be spread over toast?
The weasel shoves Buhdeuce into the cell before the other weasel pushes SwaySway on falling on top of Buhdeuce.
Weasel Two: Hey ever had frog legs before?
Weasel One: No, but I hear they’re pretty fancy eating.
The weasels laughed as they leave carrying helpless Jelly by his leg.
Buhdeuce: Jelly! Give him back you meanies!
As Buhdeuce began to cry SwaySway tried to do his best to comfort him but couldn’t think of anything to tell him to stop his crying. Just then they heard a voice.
Voice: Thirty days has November. April, June, and September. Of twenty eight is but one. And all the rest are thirty one. Of course leap year comes and slays. Every four years got it right, and twenty eight is twenty nine.
In another part of the room was a glass door leading to a cell with someone wearing an orange jumpsuit and a leg brace. The figure got up and limped toward the door of his cell showing a scar of letters across his forehead.
Calendar Man: Hello new company, welcome to the court house. It’s a little worse for wear due to villains never liking a legal system. It was renovated during the term of Mayor Hans, but that didn’t make people like it any better. Once he was gone the villains started an “independence Day” celebration, fireworks, shopping, and plenty of Barbeque. But for me it’s still advent before Christmas which reminds me of a story.
SwaySway: Um, excuse me sir. Could you tell us why we’re here?
Calendar Man: Oh I know why I’m here. I have a habit of celebrating holidays a little too intensely. Why during one occasion, Even though the state had ruled me insane, Harkness Gotham’s hanging judge swore he'd send me to the gallows. So you see, it was all a simple act of self-preservation. I could hardly be held responsible for strangling that street corner Santa Claus for his suit. I needed the disguise to sneak into the judge's Chrsitmas Eve party. Harkness thought it was all in fun until "St. Nick" caught him around the neck with a string of Christmas lights. The cops found him later, hanging from the elaborate light display of his own roof. Judgie almost looked like a cartoon himself alongside the comical reindeer, elves, and snowmen. I called that murder my "Christmas special."
SwaySway: (whispering) Buhdeuce this guy might be Quazy.
Just then an electrical current ran through SwaySway sending him to the floor.
Elmer Fudd: Qwit you mangy duck. I’m supposed to shock you if you make any duck, or quack puns.
SwaySway: Can you just tell us why where here?
Elmer Fudd: Your twial will be in the mowning. Get some sleep, the pwosecution loves to heaw himself speak.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter2
Morning brock in the Villain distract as crowds of villains gathered in the court house. From large criminal masterminds to common goons they came. But this was not for the sake of justice or any facsimile of the kind… no they just wanted to know how justified their slaughter would be on their ensnarled prey. The court room alone was packed with the most sadistic and deranged maniacs ever to threaten the innocent or plot murder on a large scale. There was no jury, the only thing coming close to guards was the weasels in the room and any of the villains that were holding fire arms, and the record keeper was a white wheel with a red eye in the center named A.U.T.O. the villains chattered with impatience as they wanted to get straight to the killing and be done with this sheared of order. But as per their de facto leaders reasoning just killing out right would attract unnecessary reactions, and killing among themselves would lessen their numbers needed to repeal intervention of outward legal forces. For the time being they gave the appearance of a city gone wild while maintaining a force that could be described as an angry hornets nest just waiting for someone stupide enough to interfere.
Down in the holding cell SwaySway and Buhdeuce had barley slept a wink. Between the unknown screams coming from somewhere in the building and Calendar Man sharing his holiday themed murders made sleep all but wishful thinking. Just then weasels entered the room chatting away about last night.
Weasel one: Personally I think the whole thing failed because it was cooked for too long.
Weasel two: We were deep frying the sucker. How do you over deep fry something?
Weasel one: Don’t know but I say that’s what happened with the frog last night.
Weasel two: Well I still say that frog was too small to make a decent meal.
Weasel one: He was half the size of his owner I dough that was the problem.
Just then Buhdeuce pressed up against the bars of the cell and extended his third arm out of his chest.
Buhdeuce: You monsters! You killed Jelly!
Weasel one: Wow, you know he could do that?
Weasel two: No and it’s starting to gross me out.
A black gloved hand ceased Buhdeuce’s protrusion and stuck a needle into it.
Buhdeuce: Ow, uh… I don’t feel well.
Buhdeuce’s third arm recoiled back into him and he slumped over to the side of the cage.
SwaySway: Hey what was that?
Dr. Strange: (stepping out from the shadows) That was just something to suppress any abnormal abilities. With that injection that protrusion will stay out of the way. Now it’s time for you to take your medicine SwaySway.
The weasels opened the cell and held SwaySway down as Dr. Strange stuck the needle into SwaySway’s shoulder.
Dr. Strange: Good, now you are ready to be taken into the courtroom.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were hauled to their feet and shoved up the stairs until they came to the court room. As the doors opened all of the talking toned down to a resonated grumble as all eyes were on SwaySway and Buhdeuce as they walked to the front of the court room. Unexpectedly an arm reached out from the crowed and wrapped around SwaySways neck. The arm was pale and covered in scars in the shape of tally marks.
Zsasz: I’ll liberate this zombie now… and his mark will go right on my shoulder.
Deathstroke: Wade grab Zsasz and keep him under control.
Deadpool: Ok come along Mr. Stabby.
Deadpool took hold of Zsasz and pulled him over to a seat in the front row for just the two of them. Once seated Zsasz began stabbing Deadpool.
Deadpool: Oh ah, yeah that’s the spot. Hey make sure you get a stab at my shoulders I’ve got a lot of tension built up around there.
Once SwaySway and Buhdeuce were seated at the defendant table.
Mad Stan: THIS GATHERING WILL NOW PROCEED!
Johnny Rancid: All rise for the overseer of this event Zaheer.
A bold man wearing grey robes and had part of his left eyebrow missing stepped up to the judge’s stand.
Zaheer: My fellow citizens of anarchy. We gather here today to celebrate our freedom, freedom from control and authority as we seek to enlighten ourselves with truth. Before us stand two individuals whose existence has counteracted the enlightenment of one of our own. Sideshow Bob you may now begin with your opening statement.
A thin yellow skinned man with curly red hair forming outward in several plums arose from the prosecution table.
Sideshow Bob: Thank you Zaheer. Ladies and gentlemen, criminals and fiends I am no stranger to being in violations of the law but when I say that these two deplorable examples of cultural rot have amassed a longer record of obscene atrocities you can be assured that means a lot. Why they may as well be the real criminals.
Suddenly a loud echo of laughter could be heard as the joker stepped out from the remnants of what would be the jury seating.
Joker: Well that settles everything. Now let’s get to their murder and not waste anyone else’s time.
Buhdeuce: SwaySway it’s the clown. I think we’re going to die.
SwaySway: He’s not the clown from Pondgea but he’s way more scary.
Voice: Just one moment.
Just then an individual with a light green suit, thick black glasses, bolding hair line on a head that could be described as a grey pear and an individual with slick black hair, white lab coat, black gloves, and purple goggles approached the defense table.
Zaheer: Who might you two be?
Roger: I’m Professor Penguin and this is my associate Dr. Insano. Dr. Insano does not speak English however he will be assisting me.
Bolin: Ah… Ya.
Zaheer: and what would that be exactly?
Roger: Were here to prove that the actions performed by the breadwinners were all just a large misunderstanding.
Sideshow Bob: You would actually defend these delinquents?
Roger: If only for the purpose of uncovering the full truth.
Zaheer: Hmm. Your reasoning appears sound Professor Penguin. I shall allow you to defend the accused.
Joker: But were still going to murder them right?
The joker had already pulled out a number of knives, grenades, a spiked boxing glove, and a bottle of a green liquid that could only be his personalized gas.
Zaheer: The sentence can only be passed after the final judgment. To make a final judgment we need all information shared to the court. Perhaps in the meantime Joker you could try to design something to pass a guilty verdict.
It wasn’t the go ahead the joker wanted to hear but he did like the idea of being put in charge of the breadwinners execution. The joker gave a chuckle as he gathered his things and made his leave of the court room while every other villain in the room gave a sigh of relief that he was gone.
Zaheer: We shall now proceed with our trial.
Sideshow Bob: Of Course Zaheer. I would like to start by calling SwaySway to the stand.
The stand was just an electric chair fitted with a switch labeled truth and lie.
Johnny Rancid: The chair is built like a lie detector. Lie and you get fried; tell the truth and no trouble for you.
SwaySway swallowed heard with the fact he was in the hot seat of a kangaroo court.
Sideshow Bob: Now then SwaySway is it true that you and Buhdeuce work as partners in your job?
SwaySway: yes.
Sideshow Bob: Then could you explain why you would create an employee of the month award and then award it to your vehicle?
SwaySway: Um… motivation.
The villains boo at SwaySway for his response.
Cobra Commander: He’ssss an inhuman monssster! Let’ssss jusssst kill him now!
Sideshow Bob: As per the statement of Cobra Commander, an individual who himself rewards members of his terrorist organization, villains are well accustomed to giving credit of success where it is due.
Zaheer: Agreed, all allies deserve to be respected for their contributions toward the final goal.
Buhdeuce: But the rocket van deserved to be employee of the month after it saved me.
Sideshow Bob: That is where you are sadly mistaken. An employee is defined as a “person” who works for a company in exchange for wages or salary. This “rocket van” is in no stretch of the imagination a person.
Roger: What if the rocket van were a robot?
Sideshow Bob: Then perhaps we should ask a robot about this matter. Mr. A.U.T.O?
A.U.T.O: Yes Prosecutor?
Sideshow Bob: Would a robot need an award for following its directive?
A.U.T.O: Negative. A robot does not need recognition for performing its directive. It is only following orders.
Sideshow Bob: Thank you A.U.T.O this gives proof that robots would not care to receive such an award. However the rocket van is less than a robot making the action of giving it employee of the month a more horrendous action.
Roger: Are you certain the rocket van is not a robot?
Sideshow Bob: For that well turn to a specialist.
A monitor was brought forward and activated showing the scene of some kind of chop shop garage. Just then a muscular man with a blond mullet and dark haired Manchu mustache directed himself into the view of the screen.
Motor Ed: Sup’ dudes?
Sideshow Bob: Motor Ed have you had a chance to examine the vehicle known as the rocket van?
Motor Ed: Oh yeah, I totally went right through that thing man, seriously.
Sideshow Bob: and your findings?
Motor Ed: Well the rocket part is fairly sweet, got enough power in it to keep air born while accelerating. But the van parts nothing but a hunk of junk, seriously.
Sideshow Bob: So there is nothing significant about the rocket van?
Motor Ed: You know it dude! Man it’s just so insulting for my level of mechanical expertise to have to work on this piece of junk, seriously.
Zaheer: Thank you for your assistance Motor Ed. Sideshow Bob will we need the rocket van for any further evidence?
Sideshow Bob: No Zaheer, we are done with it.
Zaheer: Then Motor Ed you are free to dispose of the van as you wish.
Motor Ed: Seriously Dude!? (picks up an automatic rifle and treats it like a guitar) OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The monitor goes dark as Motor Ed shoots wildly at the rocket van with small screams from Ketta.
Sideshow Bob: So there you have it, the rocket van is nothing more than a simple object an object that they awarded as being an employee. But this is not the only instance where they have valued an object for employment over an actual living being. I now jump ahead to when they hired a loaf of bread to be their protégé.
A unified grumble went out through the crowds of villains hearing that as the stupidest idea they had ever heard.
Sideshow Bob: Either these nitwits know they are not smarter than a van and a loaf of bread, or their egos refuse to believe any living thing is capable of performing their mundane task.
SwaySway was returned to the defendant table and the trial proceeded onward.
Sideshow Bob: Our next point covers just how wretchedly repulsive these vermin are. The accused is employed as a food delivery company yet they possess the cleanliness of hogs. On one occasion nether one of the accused was willing to clan an accumulation of dirty dishes and thus left them to fester and mold into a sentient being.
A few sounds of disgust were heard from the audience and even one mad scientist threw up.
Sideshow Bob: What is worse is that this negligence of sanitation also carries into their work place were their bread was stricken with mold.
SwaySway: But it’s not our fault the mine got mold.
Roger: We would like to remind the court that the defense mines for its delivered bread.
Zaheer: They mine for bread?
Sideshow Bob: They do Zaheer. They dig deep into the ground of their world for bread. Despite the fact they have discovered they person who put the bread there in the first place. There is little to no preservation to the bread as it is dug from the ground, the side of a cave, or during delivery.
Zaheer: They couldn’t have just baked bread instead?
SwaySway: We could have what?
Sideshow Bob: No further questioning will be needed for this matter.
Sir Stinkor: That’s disgusting!
Clue Master (the Batman): They’re complete slobs.
With all the given information about SwaySway and Buhdeuce the villains were seeming convinced killing them would be just like putting down an animal that wouldn’t know why it was being killed.
Sideshow Bob: We now continue with the next point of accusation concerning the defense as sexual predators. For these two went after a female with the intention of subjecting her to mind altering substances. Going as far as to trespass into an all-girls summer camp, disguised as campers, to force their victim to eat a substance that can be identified as a “love poison”.
Zaheer: “Love poison”?
Sideshow Bob: to answer that question I now call Daolong Wong to the stand.
Stepping forward was an old man with white hair, blue and grey eyes, and wearing black and blue robes.
Sideshow Bob: Daolong Wong can you describe what a love poison is?
Daolong Wong: A love poison is any potion or substance that causes an attraction between the victim and a selected target with no bases of admirable traits.
Sideshow Bob: So to put it simply you’re manipulating someone to love you against their will?
Daolong Wong: As simply as possible, yes.
A few boo’s and sounds of disapproval came from the crowd.
Bolin: (whispering to Roger) Roger, try asking if it could have been a love potion.
Roger: Mr. Wong, is it possible it could have been a love potion?
Daolong Wong: No a love potion would have made certain positive qualities within a target more noticed by the taker of the potion. A love poison simply instills an unfounded attraction to the target bordering on lust.
Roger: Well… would this really be the place to question sexual misconduct?
Zaheer: Show of hands, who has any history of improper sexual acts?
A few hands go up including Dr. Light.
Zaheer: All of them.
More hands go up including Poison Ivy which catches the attention of Harley Quinn right next to her.
Poison Ivy: I have phytophilia alright.
Harley: Hey if you want to get down with a plant I won’t judge.
Zaheer: Cense this is a widely excepted freedom among our citizens we will have to move on.
Sideshow Bob: Then let us now discus the other occasion where the accused has used mental manipulation, like when they brainwashed their customers to be bread craving zombies.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce gulped hard, they knew this was not going to be a shining endorsement to their character.
Sideshow Bob: Indeed members of the court the accused used mind control on their customers to enslave them to their product. In review they have no appreciation of the work of others, no regard for their customers, and even disregard legal statutes. All this while acting as regular members of society, but these are not actions of a legally abiding citizen. There as much villains as the rest of us!
The courtroom was in an uproar that such low minded morons could get away with the crimes they themselves were imprisoned for. The shouts of anger and negligence of morals were finally silenced by Zaheer releasing a gust of wind around the courtroom.
Zaheer: in light of this evidence of negligence toward the common people, argent disrespect of the efforts of others, and to presume they can be average citizens while violating what a normal society constitutes as law. This gathering of villains finds them guilty, and will have them executed for denying their villainous truth.
The court room became deafeningly laud as the crowds roared their approval of the verdict and began chanting for death.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter3
The verdict was passed with SwaySway and Buhdeuce sentenced to death for poising as normal citizens while doing actions that made them as much villains as a court room filled with murderers.
Firefly: Burn them!
Deadshot: Shoot them!
Zsasz: Stab them!
Deadpool: Shoot, stab, then burn them!
Zaheer: People please; we have a comrade working on devising their sentence. Where is the Joker?
Deathstroke: Don’t know, and you’re better off not knowing.
Solomon Grundy: If crazy clown man not killing ducks then Grundy will kill ducks.
Zim: Fools! The honor of kill them should belong to Zim!
Vexus: You couldn’t kill them even if you had them strapped to a ton of dynamite. Besides I could kill them easily.
Harley Quinn: Oh no you don’t miss roboto you had your fun yesterday. I say I mash those mallards!
Hobgoblin: Can it Clown girl I say blow them both sky high.
Carnage: Too Quick and too merciful. I say we chop them up and throw their remains toward the hero side of town hahahaha!
The court room was going into a complete argument on how they wanted to kill SwaySway and Buhdeuce while unknown to everyone there a small hole under Zaheer’s chair opened up and a trickle of water was covering the inside of the judge stand. Just then a loud siren sounded off bringing silence to the court room and a raspy voice called out.
Voice: Perhaps I can be of assistance?
Stepping forward were several figures dressed in black cloaks and hog masks lead by what appeared to be a pale faced doll wearing a suit, dark eyes, and red swirls on its cheeks riding a tricycle. The doll then moved its mouth and the raspy voice came from it.
Voice: Allow me to introduce myself, I am known as jigsaw. For years I have worked to have individuals better understand what a great gift it is for them to be alive. In time I came to grips that my work cannot end with my death so I have taken to teaching my engineering. Currently I am the head of the murderous engineering class at Villain University. Today myself and a number of my gifted engineering students have brought a devise that will satisfy your desires to end the existence of the accused.
Zaheer: What type of devise did you have in mind Jigsaw?
The cloaked figures proceeded forward and began assembling their devise for the execution.
Jigsaw: As I speak my students are assembling a devise known as a drill chair. It will hold the accused to the chair while a drill is guided into their skulls effectively lobotomizing them.
The court room was intrigued with this method and began voicing their approval.
Bolin: (whispering) Roger we need to do something fast or SwaySway and Buhdeuce are goners.
Roger: (whispering) It’s no good they only know me as Professor Penguin who was acting as their defense attorney. They passed the final judgment already. The only thing we could do is stall them until that Russian lady gets her army guys to blow the place.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were being lead to the drill chairs by several weasels.
Roger: Your honor, if I could move for a plea bargain?
Zaheer: Motion denied. Sentence of death by drill chair is unanimous and final.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were now strapped to heavy metal chairs with power drill aimed directly for their heads.
SwaySway: AH!
Buhdeuce: AH!
Roger: I understand that members of the court want to pass this sentence but will it truly be humane?
Sideshow Bob: Come now Professor Penguin, show some dignity in defeat.
Zaheer: You are free to prosed Jigsaw.
The drills were activated and sent down a ramp toward the center of SwaySway and Buhdeuce foreheads. The screams of SwaySway and Buhdeuce were drowned out by the cheers of the murderers enjoying the sight of terror before the kill. At that moment a large explosion erupted destroying the celling of the court house and much of the front door. At the same time an electrical charge was added to the water under Zaheer’s feet shocking him unconscious. After the explosion every villain in the court room was scrambling to take cover and figure out what was going on. During the confusion Bolin and Roger ran toward SwaySway and Buhdeuce who now had drills digging into their heads. Bolin gave a punch to the ground causing the floor around SwaySway and Buhdeuce to tilt and slide the four of them underneath the courthouse. Once they were under the court room Bolin put the floor back to its original state giving no sign of their escape while the floor under Zaheer dropped out causing his unconscious form to fall under the floor and sealing the hole afterwards.
Mako: Bolin you alright?
Bolin: Mako, help me get these guys out of their chairs.
Mako went over to where Bolin and Roger were trying to free SwaySway and Buhdeuce from the drill chairs. After several cuts with Mako’s firebending they carried the two ducks.
Mako: Korra how’s Zaheer doing?
Korra: He’s still alive but I made sure to stick the tranquilizer needle in him so he won’t cause us any problems getting him back into custody. How are SwaySway and Buhdeuce?
Bolin: Not sure we cut it really close back there.
Mako: Roger why didn’t you try to stop them?
Roger: Hey I warned you these are villains we were dealing with. Kill first and never asking about it is pare for the course.
Korra: There was little else we could do if we wanted to capture Zaheer and not have to face every villain in there that objected.
Korra, Mako, Bolin, and Roger made their way through the underground tunnels until they came to a turn that would lead to the Villain district sewer system. Standing in the light coming from a sewer grate was a woman with long blond hair done in a ponytail, several scars along the right side of her face, neck, and chest, wearing a red business woman’s suit and a military field jacket over her shoulders.
Korra: Miss Balalika?
Balalika: Good to see you Avatar Korra. I just wanted to personally make sure you and your team made it out of the court house safely. Do you have Zaheer?
Korra: Yes, he’s sedated for our trip back to the Hero Section. We need to move quickly we also have two civilians who were held hostage in the Villain district and we don’t know how badly they have been injured.
Balalika: This sewer grate leads to an alley where a van is parked with one of my men willing to drive you back into the Hero Section.
Korra: What about you?
Balalika: Me and the rest of my men will be busy continuing with the rest of our attack leaving the villains distracted and confused. After that within the next few days the villains will be trying to figure out who lead the attack, but will be long gone from here and the villains will be left pointing blame amongst themselves. At that time our contact in the Villain district will gather the greatest criminal leaders within the city and broker a truce between them.
With that Balalika left and the rest of them used the van to return Zaheer to Animation City prison for deep solitary confinement while getting SwaySway and Buhdeuce to a hospital. SwaySway was able to have his condition stabilized while sadly despite the doctor’s best efforts Buhdeuce did not survive. As predicted by Balalika without Zaheer and no knowledge of who made the attack on the court house along with much of the Villain district villains began blaming each other for the incident and developed distrust among each other. Eventually a mob boss by the name of Fat Tony gathered the villain leaders of the Villain district and negotiated an agreement.
Fat Tony: My fellow citizens within the Villains district. Our city has suffered from a devastating attack from an unknown source. The results of this attack have left us lost and divided amongst each other. Our city cannot hope to maintain itself if we are not willing to trust our own neighbors. In order to preserve our city and enjoy our freedoms we must come together and establish new friendlier connections among ourselves. If there are any among us who cannot cooperate with these new agreements then I pose this warning to you. “Shot first and you will be shot last”.
With that the Villain district settled into a quite stillness that best resembled peace. One day several weeks after Buhdeuce had died SwaySway awoke in his hospital room. SwaySway looked around not recognizing his surroundings. Just then Dr. Arnold entered the room.
Arnold: Good morning SwaySway how are you doing this morning? I’m Dr. Arnold and I’ll be acting as your psychiatrist.
SwaySway didn’t respond as thou he thought Arnold was talking to someone else.
Arnold: SwaySway?
SwaySway: Oh… I’m sorry doctor. Were you talking to me?
Arnold: SwaySway what’s the last thing you remember?
SwaySway: I’m not sure doctor… I can’t seem to recall anything.
Arnold: What about your friends, family, or home?
SwaySway: Sorry doctor I just can’t remember.
Arnold took down some notes on a clipboard and exited the room. In the hallway was Korra.
Korra: How is he doctor?
Arnold: Although he is medically well I’m afraid the experience has left him with a case of amnesia. SwaySway has no memory of who he is or any of his past experiences.
Korra: Isn’t there anything we can do?
Arnold: Although fictional medical science has gone steps ahead of normal medicine I’m afraid the process of retrieving lost memories is nonexistent. I could try to give him some psychological treatment to retrieve pits and pieces of his memories but the best we can do is try to get him back on his feet and on with his own life.

dollarpennypincher said:
What about this?

https://archive.md/Kxed4
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That too.
 
Jewelsmakerguy

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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KFC said:
Oh my god, can these fuckers not go apeshit over every mediocre cartoon that comes out?
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Apparently not.

Also reading that Breadwinners/Villains crossover and while I'm laughing at how crappy it is. I have to question how these people think its a good idea to come up with this stuff.
 
ASoulMan

ASoulMan

It's time for assembly...FROM HELL!!!
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Simplicity111 said:
Whoops, fucking mature content filter got in the way. Oh well, I'll just post the stories here.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter 1
Traveling along the southern bridge highway inbound for Animation City were three busses filled with the inhabitance of Pondgea. Captain Goosington was placed in charge of driving the lead bus which had Rambamboo, Ketta, T-midi, Bread Maker, Jelly, SwaySway, and Buhdeuce.
Buhdeuce: Wow I can’t believe we’re going to go to Animation City!
SwaySway: You know it Buhdeuce. We’re going moving into the city while those space police guys look around our planet.
Rambamboo: You idiots that was Star Command and the United Federation of Planets telling us our planet was deemed uninhabitable due to geological defects.
SwaySway: What are those?
Rambamboo: *sigh* things that make it hard for us to live on Pondgea.
Buhdeuce: Hey if the space people can fix Pondgea can we go back home? And if so, would you go on a date with me?
Rambamboo: Due to all the bread and Dough scattered throughout the planets interior I doubt that will happen, and as for the date… I wouldn’t spend any time with you even if you were the last duck in the universe.
Buhdeuce: So is that a maybe?
As Rambamboo left their section of the bus to check on Captain Goosington to see how much longer they would be driving.
SwaySway: Hey Bread Maker weren’t you the one that made all the bread that is giving Pondgea its problems?
Bread Maker: I sure did. All the bread in Pondgea came from me at my home in the center of Pondgea. After a while of making bread for so long some of the bread must have gotten squeezed through the planets layers.
SwaySway: So you could tell them that Pondgea is OK right?
Bread Maker: Afraid not my bread head ducks. You see what happens when someone steps on bread it goes flat? Well what should happen if a city was built on top of several dozen loafs of bread?
SwaySway: Flat bread?
Buhdeuce: Flat City?
Bread Maker: Bread goes flat and the city sinks down. This would be uncool if it got traced back to you two.
SwaySway: Well will just have to avoid doing that when we start up Breadwinners in Animation City.
Buhdeuce: Yep yep!
Just then the bridge in front of busses burst in a large explosion cutting off the road. Captain Goosington slammed on the brakes just before they fell of the edge. As the other two busses pulled to a stop behind them.
Rambamboo: What happened!?
Captain Goosington: The bridge be gone and the road with it.
Just then another explosion erupted behind the third bus leaving the convoy of Pondgea travelers stranded on a length of road between two columns.
Rambamboo: Once is coincidence but twice says something is going on here. Ketta how long would it take you to make these busses capable of flight?
Ketta: Well if I had my tools… or any parts for a rocket I would be no time at all. But all of Pondgea’s rockets were shipped ahead to Animation City before we arrived at El Navero.
SwaySway: Hey Rambamboo! If the rocket van is in Animation City why don’t we just call somebody to have it brought here and then we can fly everybody into town.
Rambamboo: I’d sooner trust you to rebuild the bridge then on your flying.
SwaySway: Come on I’m a great pilot. I can fly it… and crash it.
Rambamboo: I said no to your flying, but calling Animation City authorities sounds like a good idea.
Rambamboo grabbed the bus radio and proceeded to contact Animation City.
Rambamboo: May day, May day. This is chief Rambamboo of tadpolice. The bus convoy of Pondgea refugees is stranded on the south highway of Animation City does anyone copy?
Rosemary: (through radio) Hallo, hallo, this is Rosemary the telephone operator, the lovely lassie with the classy chassis. You’ve reached Animation City Police what can I do for you?
Rambamboo: Listen Rosemary this is Rambamboo chief of tadpolice and were stranded with the Pondgea refugees on Animation City south highway. Can you help us?
Rosemary: Dispatch has been informed of your situation they should have you out of there within the hour.
Rambamboo: Within an hour? This isn’t something like a flat tire or something! The bridge is out and we have nowhere to go! The bridge was fine until we came up to our location and it blew up! Now either you send immediate help our direction or were-
Rambamboo trailed off when she spotted several black helicopters flying in their direction. The black helicopters circled around the busses like vultures around a dying animal. Then one of the helicopters flew down toward the bridge section the bus was on and several ropes descended from the carrier doors. Dozens of weasels repelled down the ropes and surrounded the busses aiming automatic weaponry at them. The weasels then made a path as a yellow and green robot in the shape of a female beetle walked through. The robot (Vexus) walked along the length of the buses keeping her eyes on the windows until she came to a stop by the front bus where SwaySway and Buhdeuce were located. Vexus turned to the circling helicopters and pointed at the second and third bus then ran a finger across her neck.
Instantly missiles were fired from the helicopters at the busses which burst into flames. The sound of screaming ducks sounded out from the flaming hulks of the busses as the Pondgea citizens burned alive. Some of the ducks tried to escape the burning vehicles and run away but were met by a rain of automatic weapons fire. SwaySway starred helplessly as Jenny Quackles was lifted by her throat by Vexus before having her head slammed into the pavement cracking the street at the impact.
Rambamboo: MAY DAY! MAY DAY! WERE UNDER ATTACK!
Just then the front of the first bus exploded sending Rambamboo flying back badly burned and Captain Goosington being incinerated. A large man wearing a black shirt, combat pants and boots, and a cross belt of explosives walked through the large hole in the front of the bus.
Mad Stan: YOU AND YOUR SHOW ARE NOTHING BUT A DISEASE! A MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL VACUUM CREATED BY THE CORPORATE SYSTEM TO STUPEFY THE MASSES AT A YOUNG AGE SO THEY ARE MORE EASILY CONTROLLED IN THE FUTURE! BUT THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN ANYMORE! THE LEAD CONSPIRATORS OF THIS MADNESS COME WITH US! AS FOR THE REST OF YOU YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BE BLOWN UP!
Rambamboo: Don’t count on it!
Rambamboo charges Mad Stan with her bobby club in hand. Mad Stan just grabbed her arm holding the club and lifted her to his face.
Mad Stan: YOU’RE ONLY CONTRIBUTING TO THE PROBLEM MAN! BUT I KNOW THE SOLUTION! (Places explosive on the side of Rambamboo’s dead) BLOW IT UP!
Mad Stan then threw Rambamboo out the front of the bus before she exploded.
T-midi: Now see here we have done nothing against you either through direct or indirect action so I demand that you leave us at once or we shall be forced to press charges against you.
Just then T-midi was shot in the side of his head and he dropped dead from a shot fired by a man in a half black and half bronze mask.
Deathstroke: Stan, hurry up and retrieve the targets. Firefly get in there and eliminate anyone distracting Stan from his objective.
A man wearing a grey body suit, a jetpack, and carrying a flamethrower went over to the rear of the bus and kicked in the emergency exit.
Firefly: Deathstroke’s orders grab the bread-boozes I’ll fry the rest!
Firefly then let loose a stream of fire that set Bread Maker on fire. Bread maker screamed and rolled around on the floor of the bus until at last he lay still being consumed by the flames.
Bread Maker: Toasty.
Mad Stan: ALL OF YOU OFF THE BUS!
SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Jelly (in Buhdeuce’s arms), and Ketta were slowly marched off the bus and brought before Deathstroke.
Deathstroke: Vexus which of these is the targets?
Vexus: The tall male is known a “SwaySway” and the short male is called “Buhdeuce”. As for the female she is unimportant.
Deathstroke: Fair enough.
Deathstroke pulls out his gun and aims it at Ketta.
Ketta: No wait please! I’m a mechanic I could help you!
Deathstroke: Hmm… we have been considering giving Motor Ed an assistant… work with Motor Ed and you can live.
Ketta: Thank you! Thank you sir!
Then Deathstroke fired at Ketta’s right leg. As Ketta ley on the ground holding her wounded leg.
SwaySway + Buhdeuce: Ketta!
Deathstroke: She’ll live. I only shot her leg in a way that will make her running off difficult for her. Vexus take that one to Motor Ed. As for you boys, its time you saw the Villain district.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were lead onto one of the helicopters at gunpoint from the weasels then the helicopter took off towards the west side of the city made up of darker buildings. As they got closer they could see several fires were burning various buildings and complexes until they come to the one white building among the surrounding black structures. Once they landed the weasels shoved them with their guns and marched them down several flights of stairs.
Buhdeuce: Where are you taking us?
Weasel One: No talking or will have to rough you up before your trial!
SwaySway: Trial?
Weasel Two: Shut it you dork! You’ll learn more about it when you’re summoned.
They were lead deeper into the building until they came to a cell cage and force inside. Just then one of the weasels spotted Jelly in Buhdeuce’s arms.
Weasel Two: Hey what’s this?
The weasel snatches jelly and dangles him from one of his legs.
Buhdeuce: Hey give him back that’s my pet frog Jelly!
Weasel Two: Nice name for him. Wonder if he can be spread over toast?
The weasel shoves Buhdeuce into the cell before the other weasel pushes SwaySway on falling on top of Buhdeuce.
Weasel Two: Hey ever had frog legs before?
Weasel One: No, but I hear they’re pretty fancy eating.
The weasels laughed as they leave carrying helpless Jelly by his leg.
Buhdeuce: Jelly! Give him back you meanies!
As Buhdeuce began to cry SwaySway tried to do his best to comfort him but couldn’t think of anything to tell him to stop his crying. Just then they heard a voice.
Voice: Thirty days has November. April, June, and September. Of twenty eight is but one. And all the rest are thirty one. Of course leap year comes and slays. Every four years got it right, and twenty eight is twenty nine.
In another part of the room was a glass door leading to a cell with someone wearing an orange jumpsuit and a leg brace. The figure got up and limped toward the door of his cell showing a scar of letters across his forehead.
Calendar Man: Hello new company, welcome to the court house. It’s a little worse for wear due to villains never liking a legal system. It was renovated during the term of Mayor Hans, but that didn’t make people like it any better. Once he was gone the villains started an “independence Day” celebration, fireworks, shopping, and plenty of Barbeque. But for me it’s still advent before Christmas which reminds me of a story.
SwaySway: Um, excuse me sir. Could you tell us why we’re here?
Calendar Man: Oh I know why I’m here. I have a habit of celebrating holidays a little too intensely. Why during one occasion, Even though the state had ruled me insane, Harkness Gotham’s hanging judge swore he'd send me to the gallows. So you see, it was all a simple act of self-preservation. I could hardly be held responsible for strangling that street corner Santa Claus for his suit. I needed the disguise to sneak into the judge's Chrsitmas Eve party. Harkness thought it was all in fun until "St. Nick" caught him around the neck with a string of Christmas lights. The cops found him later, hanging from the elaborate light display of his own roof. Judgie almost looked like a cartoon himself alongside the comical reindeer, elves, and snowmen. I called that murder my "Christmas special."
SwaySway: (whispering) Buhdeuce this guy might be Quazy.
Just then an electrical current ran through SwaySway sending him to the floor.
Elmer Fudd: Qwit you mangy duck. I’m supposed to shock you if you make any duck, or quack puns.
SwaySway: Can you just tell us why where here?
Elmer Fudd: Your twial will be in the mowning. Get some sleep, the pwosecution loves to heaw himself speak.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter2
Morning brock in the Villain distract as crowds of villains gathered in the court house. From large criminal masterminds to common goons they came. But this was not for the sake of justice or any facsimile of the kind… no they just wanted to know how justified their slaughter would be on their ensnarled prey. The court room alone was packed with the most sadistic and deranged maniacs ever to threaten the innocent or plot murder on a large scale. There was no jury, the only thing coming close to guards was the weasels in the room and any of the villains that were holding fire arms, and the record keeper was a white wheel with a red eye in the center named A.U.T.O. the villains chattered with impatience as they wanted to get straight to the killing and be done with this sheared of order. But as per their de facto leaders reasoning just killing out right would attract unnecessary reactions, and killing among themselves would lessen their numbers needed to repeal intervention of outward legal forces. For the time being they gave the appearance of a city gone wild while maintaining a force that could be described as an angry hornets nest just waiting for someone stupide enough to interfere.
Down in the holding cell SwaySway and Buhdeuce had barley slept a wink. Between the unknown screams coming from somewhere in the building and Calendar Man sharing his holiday themed murders made sleep all but wishful thinking. Just then weasels entered the room chatting away about last night.
Weasel one: Personally I think the whole thing failed because it was cooked for too long.
Weasel two: We were deep frying the sucker. How do you over deep fry something?
Weasel one: Don’t know but I say that’s what happened with the frog last night.
Weasel two: Well I still say that frog was too small to make a decent meal.
Weasel one: He was half the size of his owner I dough that was the problem.
Just then Buhdeuce pressed up against the bars of the cell and extended his third arm out of his chest.
Buhdeuce: You monsters! You killed Jelly!
Weasel one: Wow, you know he could do that?
Weasel two: No and it’s starting to gross me out.
A black gloved hand ceased Buhdeuce’s protrusion and stuck a needle into it.
Buhdeuce: Ow, uh… I don’t feel well.
Buhdeuce’s third arm recoiled back into him and he slumped over to the side of the cage.
SwaySway: Hey what was that?
Dr. Strange: (stepping out from the shadows) That was just something to suppress any abnormal abilities. With that injection that protrusion will stay out of the way. Now it’s time for you to take your medicine SwaySway.
The weasels opened the cell and held SwaySway down as Dr. Strange stuck the needle into SwaySway’s shoulder.
Dr. Strange: Good, now you are ready to be taken into the courtroom.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were hauled to their feet and shoved up the stairs until they came to the court room. As the doors opened all of the talking toned down to a resonated grumble as all eyes were on SwaySway and Buhdeuce as they walked to the front of the court room. Unexpectedly an arm reached out from the crowed and wrapped around SwaySways neck. The arm was pale and covered in scars in the shape of tally marks.
Zsasz: I’ll liberate this zombie now… and his mark will go right on my shoulder.
Deathstroke: Wade grab Zsasz and keep him under control.
Deadpool: Ok come along Mr. Stabby.
Deadpool took hold of Zsasz and pulled him over to a seat in the front row for just the two of them. Once seated Zsasz began stabbing Deadpool.
Deadpool: Oh ah, yeah that’s the spot. Hey make sure you get a stab at my shoulders I’ve got a lot of tension built up around there.
Once SwaySway and Buhdeuce were seated at the defendant table.
Mad Stan: THIS GATHERING WILL NOW PROCEED!
Johnny Rancid: All rise for the overseer of this event Zaheer.
A bold man wearing grey robes and had part of his left eyebrow missing stepped up to the judge’s stand.
Zaheer: My fellow citizens of anarchy. We gather here today to celebrate our freedom, freedom from control and authority as we seek to enlighten ourselves with truth. Before us stand two individuals whose existence has counteracted the enlightenment of one of our own. Sideshow Bob you may now begin with your opening statement.
A thin yellow skinned man with curly red hair forming outward in several plums arose from the prosecution table.
Sideshow Bob: Thank you Zaheer. Ladies and gentlemen, criminals and fiends I am no stranger to being in violations of the law but when I say that these two deplorable examples of cultural rot have amassed a longer record of obscene atrocities you can be assured that means a lot. Why they may as well be the real criminals.
Suddenly a loud echo of laughter could be heard as the joker stepped out from the remnants of what would be the jury seating.
Joker: Well that settles everything. Now let’s get to their murder and not waste anyone else’s time.
Buhdeuce: SwaySway it’s the clown. I think we’re going to die.
SwaySway: He’s not the clown from Pondgea but he’s way more scary.
Voice: Just one moment.
Just then an individual with a light green suit, thick black glasses, bolding hair line on a head that could be described as a grey pear and an individual with slick black hair, white lab coat, black gloves, and purple goggles approached the defense table.
Zaheer: Who might you two be?
Roger: I’m Professor Penguin and this is my associate Dr. Insano. Dr. Insano does not speak English however he will be assisting me.
Bolin: Ah… Ya.
Zaheer: and what would that be exactly?
Roger: Were here to prove that the actions performed by the breadwinners were all just a large misunderstanding.
Sideshow Bob: You would actually defend these delinquents?
Roger: If only for the purpose of uncovering the full truth.
Zaheer: Hmm. Your reasoning appears sound Professor Penguin. I shall allow you to defend the accused.
Joker: But were still going to murder them right?
The joker had already pulled out a number of knives, grenades, a spiked boxing glove, and a bottle of a green liquid that could only be his personalized gas.
Zaheer: The sentence can only be passed after the final judgment. To make a final judgment we need all information shared to the court. Perhaps in the meantime Joker you could try to design something to pass a guilty verdict.
It wasn’t the go ahead the joker wanted to hear but he did like the idea of being put in charge of the breadwinners execution. The joker gave a chuckle as he gathered his things and made his leave of the court room while every other villain in the room gave a sigh of relief that he was gone.
Zaheer: We shall now proceed with our trial.
Sideshow Bob: Of Course Zaheer. I would like to start by calling SwaySway to the stand.
The stand was just an electric chair fitted with a switch labeled truth and lie.
Johnny Rancid: The chair is built like a lie detector. Lie and you get fried; tell the truth and no trouble for you.
SwaySway swallowed heard with the fact he was in the hot seat of a kangaroo court.
Sideshow Bob: Now then SwaySway is it true that you and Buhdeuce work as partners in your job?
SwaySway: yes.
Sideshow Bob: Then could you explain why you would create an employee of the month award and then award it to your vehicle?
SwaySway: Um… motivation.
The villains boo at SwaySway for his response.
Cobra Commander: He’ssss an inhuman monssster! Let’ssss jusssst kill him now!
Sideshow Bob: As per the statement of Cobra Commander, an individual who himself rewards members of his terrorist organization, villains are well accustomed to giving credit of success where it is due.
Zaheer: Agreed, all allies deserve to be respected for their contributions toward the final goal.
Buhdeuce: But the rocket van deserved to be employee of the month after it saved me.
Sideshow Bob: That is where you are sadly mistaken. An employee is defined as a “person” who works for a company in exchange for wages or salary. This “rocket van” is in no stretch of the imagination a person.
Roger: What if the rocket van were a robot?
Sideshow Bob: Then perhaps we should ask a robot about this matter. Mr. A.U.T.O?
A.U.T.O: Yes Prosecutor?
Sideshow Bob: Would a robot need an award for following its directive?
A.U.T.O: Negative. A robot does not need recognition for performing its directive. It is only following orders.
Sideshow Bob: Thank you A.U.T.O this gives proof that robots would not care to receive such an award. However the rocket van is less than a robot making the action of giving it employee of the month a more horrendous action.
Roger: Are you certain the rocket van is not a robot?
Sideshow Bob: For that well turn to a specialist.
A monitor was brought forward and activated showing the scene of some kind of chop shop garage. Just then a muscular man with a blond mullet and dark haired Manchu mustache directed himself into the view of the screen.
Motor Ed: Sup’ dudes?
Sideshow Bob: Motor Ed have you had a chance to examine the vehicle known as the rocket van?
Motor Ed: Oh yeah, I totally went right through that thing man, seriously.
Sideshow Bob: and your findings?
Motor Ed: Well the rocket part is fairly sweet, got enough power in it to keep air born while accelerating. But the van parts nothing but a hunk of junk, seriously.
Sideshow Bob: So there is nothing significant about the rocket van?
Motor Ed: You know it dude! Man it’s just so insulting for my level of mechanical expertise to have to work on this piece of junk, seriously.
Zaheer: Thank you for your assistance Motor Ed. Sideshow Bob will we need the rocket van for any further evidence?
Sideshow Bob: No Zaheer, we are done with it.
Zaheer: Then Motor Ed you are free to dispose of the van as you wish.
Motor Ed: Seriously Dude!? (picks up an automatic rifle and treats it like a guitar) OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The monitor goes dark as Motor Ed shoots wildly at the rocket van with small screams from Ketta.
Sideshow Bob: So there you have it, the rocket van is nothing more than a simple object an object that they awarded as being an employee. But this is not the only instance where they have valued an object for employment over an actual living being. I now jump ahead to when they hired a loaf of bread to be their protégé.
A unified grumble went out through the crowds of villains hearing that as the stupidest idea they had ever heard.
Sideshow Bob: Either these nitwits know they are not smarter than a van and a loaf of bread, or their egos refuse to believe any living thing is capable of performing their mundane task.
SwaySway was returned to the defendant table and the trial proceeded onward.
Sideshow Bob: Our next point covers just how wretchedly repulsive these vermin are. The accused is employed as a food delivery company yet they possess the cleanliness of hogs. On one occasion nether one of the accused was willing to clan an accumulation of dirty dishes and thus left them to fester and mold into a sentient being.
A few sounds of disgust were heard from the audience and even one mad scientist threw up.
Sideshow Bob: What is worse is that this negligence of sanitation also carries into their work place were their bread was stricken with mold.
SwaySway: But it’s not our fault the mine got mold.
Roger: We would like to remind the court that the defense mines for its delivered bread.
Zaheer: They mine for bread?
Sideshow Bob: They do Zaheer. They dig deep into the ground of their world for bread. Despite the fact they have discovered they person who put the bread there in the first place. There is little to no preservation to the bread as it is dug from the ground, the side of a cave, or during delivery.
Zaheer: They couldn’t have just baked bread instead?
SwaySway: We could have what?
Sideshow Bob: No further questioning will be needed for this matter.
Sir Stinkor: That’s disgusting!
Clue Master (the Batman): They’re complete slobs.
With all the given information about SwaySway and Buhdeuce the villains were seeming convinced killing them would be just like putting down an animal that wouldn’t know why it was being killed.
Sideshow Bob: We now continue with the next point of accusation concerning the defense as sexual predators. For these two went after a female with the intention of subjecting her to mind altering substances. Going as far as to trespass into an all-girls summer camp, disguised as campers, to force their victim to eat a substance that can be identified as a “love poison”.
Zaheer: “Love poison”?
Sideshow Bob: to answer that question I now call Daolong Wong to the stand.
Stepping forward was an old man with white hair, blue and grey eyes, and wearing black and blue robes.
Sideshow Bob: Daolong Wong can you describe what a love poison is?
Daolong Wong: A love poison is any potion or substance that causes an attraction between the victim and a selected target with no bases of admirable traits.
Sideshow Bob: So to put it simply you’re manipulating someone to love you against their will?
Daolong Wong: As simply as possible, yes.
A few boo’s and sounds of disapproval came from the crowd.
Bolin: (whispering to Roger) Roger, try asking if it could have been a love potion.
Roger: Mr. Wong, is it possible it could have been a love potion?
Daolong Wong: No a love potion would have made certain positive qualities within a target more noticed by the taker of the potion. A love poison simply instills an unfounded attraction to the target bordering on lust.
Roger: Well… would this really be the place to question sexual misconduct?
Zaheer: Show of hands, who has any history of improper sexual acts?
A few hands go up including Dr. Light.
Zaheer: All of them.
More hands go up including Poison Ivy which catches the attention of Harley Quinn right next to her.
Poison Ivy: I have phytophilia alright.
Harley: Hey if you want to get down with a plant I won’t judge.
Zaheer: Cense this is a widely excepted freedom among our citizens we will have to move on.
Sideshow Bob: Then let us now discus the other occasion where the accused has used mental manipulation, like when they brainwashed their customers to be bread craving zombies.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce gulped hard, they knew this was not going to be a shining endorsement to their character.
Sideshow Bob: Indeed members of the court the accused used mind control on their customers to enslave them to their product. In review they have no appreciation of the work of others, no regard for their customers, and even disregard legal statutes. All this while acting as regular members of society, but these are not actions of a legally abiding citizen. There as much villains as the rest of us!
The courtroom was in an uproar that such low minded morons could get away with the crimes they themselves were imprisoned for. The shouts of anger and negligence of morals were finally silenced by Zaheer releasing a gust of wind around the courtroom.
Zaheer: in light of this evidence of negligence toward the common people, argent disrespect of the efforts of others, and to presume they can be average citizens while violating what a normal society constitutes as law. This gathering of villains finds them guilty, and will have them executed for denying their villainous truth.
The court room became deafeningly laud as the crowds roared their approval of the verdict and began chanting for death.

Breadwinner Trial
By herostalker
Chapter3
The verdict was passed with SwaySway and Buhdeuce sentenced to death for poising as normal citizens while doing actions that made them as much villains as a court room filled with murderers.
Firefly: Burn them!
Deadshot: Shoot them!
Zsasz: Stab them!
Deadpool: Shoot, stab, then burn them!
Zaheer: People please; we have a comrade working on devising their sentence. Where is the Joker?
Deathstroke: Don’t know, and you’re better off not knowing.
Solomon Grundy: If crazy clown man not killing ducks then Grundy will kill ducks.
Zim: Fools! The honor of kill them should belong to Zim!
Vexus: You couldn’t kill them even if you had them strapped to a ton of dynamite. Besides I could kill them easily.
Harley Quinn: Oh no you don’t miss roboto you had your fun yesterday. I say I mash those mallards!
Hobgoblin: Can it Clown girl I say blow them both sky high.
Carnage: Too Quick and too merciful. I say we chop them up and throw their remains toward the hero side of town hahahaha!
The court room was going into a complete argument on how they wanted to kill SwaySway and Buhdeuce while unknown to everyone there a small hole under Zaheer’s chair opened up and a trickle of water was covering the inside of the judge stand. Just then a loud siren sounded off bringing silence to the court room and a raspy voice called out.
Voice: Perhaps I can be of assistance?
Stepping forward were several figures dressed in black cloaks and hog masks lead by what appeared to be a pale faced doll wearing a suit, dark eyes, and red swirls on its cheeks riding a tricycle. The doll then moved its mouth and the raspy voice came from it.
Voice: Allow me to introduce myself, I am known as jigsaw. For years I have worked to have individuals better understand what a great gift it is for them to be alive. In time I came to grips that my work cannot end with my death so I have taken to teaching my engineering. Currently I am the head of the murderous engineering class at Villain University. Today myself and a number of my gifted engineering students have brought a devise that will satisfy your desires to end the existence of the accused.
Zaheer: What type of devise did you have in mind Jigsaw?
The cloaked figures proceeded forward and began assembling their devise for the execution.
Jigsaw: As I speak my students are assembling a devise known as a drill chair. It will hold the accused to the chair while a drill is guided into their skulls effectively lobotomizing them.
The court room was intrigued with this method and began voicing their approval.
Bolin: (whispering) Roger we need to do something fast or SwaySway and Buhdeuce are goners.
Roger: (whispering) It’s no good they only know me as Professor Penguin who was acting as their defense attorney. They passed the final judgment already. The only thing we could do is stall them until that Russian lady gets her army guys to blow the place.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were being lead to the drill chairs by several weasels.
Roger: Your honor, if I could move for a plea bargain?
Zaheer: Motion denied. Sentence of death by drill chair is unanimous and final.
SwaySway and Buhdeuce were now strapped to heavy metal chairs with power drill aimed directly for their heads.
SwaySway: AH!
Buhdeuce: AH!
Roger: I understand that members of the court want to pass this sentence but will it truly be humane?
Sideshow Bob: Come now Professor Penguin, show some dignity in defeat.
Zaheer: You are free to prosed Jigsaw.
The drills were activated and sent down a ramp toward the center of SwaySway and Buhdeuce foreheads. The screams of SwaySway and Buhdeuce were drowned out by the cheers of the murderers enjoying the sight of terror before the kill. At that moment a large explosion erupted destroying the celling of the court house and much of the front door. At the same time an electrical charge was added to the water under Zaheer’s feet shocking him unconscious. After the explosion every villain in the court room was scrambling to take cover and figure out what was going on. During the confusion Bolin and Roger ran toward SwaySway and Buhdeuce who now had drills digging into their heads. Bolin gave a punch to the ground causing the floor around SwaySway and Buhdeuce to tilt and slide the four of them underneath the courthouse. Once they were under the court room Bolin put the floor back to its original state giving no sign of their escape while the floor under Zaheer dropped out causing his unconscious form to fall under the floor and sealing the hole afterwards.
Mako: Bolin you alright?
Bolin: Mako, help me get these guys out of their chairs.
Mako went over to where Bolin and Roger were trying to free SwaySway and Buhdeuce from the drill chairs. After several cuts with Mako’s firebending they carried the two ducks.
Mako: Korra how’s Zaheer doing?
Korra: He’s still alive but I made sure to stick the tranquilizer needle in him so he won’t cause us any problems getting him back into custody. How are SwaySway and Buhdeuce?
Bolin: Not sure we cut it really close back there.
Mako: Roger why didn’t you try to stop them?
Roger: Hey I warned you these are villains we were dealing with. Kill first and never asking about it is pare for the course.
Korra: There was little else we could do if we wanted to capture Zaheer and not have to face every villain in there that objected.
Korra, Mako, Bolin, and Roger made their way through the underground tunnels until they came to a turn that would lead to the Villain district sewer system. Standing in the light coming from a sewer grate was a woman with long blond hair done in a ponytail, several scars along the right side of her face, neck, and chest, wearing a red business woman’s suit and a military field jacket over her shoulders.
Korra: Miss Balalika?
Balalika: Good to see you Avatar Korra. I just wanted to personally make sure you and your team made it out of the court house safely. Do you have Zaheer?
Korra: Yes, he’s sedated for our trip back to the Hero Section. We need to move quickly we also have two civilians who were held hostage in the Villain district and we don’t know how badly they have been injured.
Balalika: This sewer grate leads to an alley where a van is parked with one of my men willing to drive you back into the Hero Section.
Korra: What about you?
Balalika: Me and the rest of my men will be busy continuing with the rest of our attack leaving the villains distracted and confused. After that within the next few days the villains will be trying to figure out who lead the attack, but will be long gone from here and the villains will be left pointing blame amongst themselves. At that time our contact in the Villain district will gather the greatest criminal leaders within the city and broker a truce between them.
With that Balalika left and the rest of them used the van to return Zaheer to Animation City prison for deep solitary confinement while getting SwaySway and Buhdeuce to a hospital. SwaySway was able to have his condition stabilized while sadly despite the doctor’s best efforts Buhdeuce did not survive. As predicted by Balalika without Zaheer and no knowledge of who made the attack on the court house along with much of the Villain district villains began blaming each other for the incident and developed distrust among each other. Eventually a mob boss by the name of Fat Tony gathered the villain leaders of the Villain district and negotiated an agreement.
Fat Tony: My fellow citizens within the Villains district. Our city has suffered from a devastating attack from an unknown source. The results of this attack have left us lost and divided amongst each other. Our city cannot hope to maintain itself if we are not willing to trust our own neighbors. In order to preserve our city and enjoy our freedoms we must come together and establish new friendlier connections among ourselves. If there are any among us who cannot cooperate with these new agreements then I pose this warning to you. “Shot first and you will be shot last”.
With that the Villain district settled into a quite stillness that best resembled peace. One day several weeks after Buhdeuce had died SwaySway awoke in his hospital room. SwaySway looked around not recognizing his surroundings. Just then Dr. Arnold entered the room.
Arnold: Good morning SwaySway how are you doing this morning? I’m Dr. Arnold and I’ll be acting as your psychiatrist.
SwaySway didn’t respond as thou he thought Arnold was talking to someone else.
Arnold: SwaySway?
SwaySway: Oh… I’m sorry doctor. Were you talking to me?
Arnold: SwaySway what’s the last thing you remember?
SwaySway: I’m not sure doctor… I can’t seem to recall anything.
Arnold: What about your friends, family, or home?
SwaySway: Sorry doctor I just can’t remember.
Arnold took down some notes on a clipboard and exited the room. In the hallway was Korra.
Korra: How is he doctor?
Arnold: Although he is medically well I’m afraid the experience has left him with a case of amnesia. SwaySway has no memory of who he is or any of his past experiences.
Korra: Isn’t there anything we can do?
Arnold: Although fictional medical science has gone steps ahead of normal medicine I’m afraid the process of retrieving lost memories is nonexistent. I could try to give him some psychological treatment to retrieve pits and pieces of his memories but the best we can do is try to get him back on his feet and on with his own life.


That too.
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I tried to read that, but I couldn't even go through it beyond skimming through it.
 
ASoulMan

ASoulMan

It's time for assembly...FROM HELL!!!
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Piga Dgrifm said:
He seems to be treating this whole Breadwinners thing like a literal war.


I wanna get off Mr. Enter and pals' wild ride.
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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! YOU'RE ON FOR LIFE!

But seriously, every time we discover someone like Herostalker, somebody that's just as ridiculous, if not even more so, will show up. That's just the joy of the Entersphere.

It's silly how this stuff is connected.
 
Simplicity111

Simplicity111

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ASoulMan said:
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! YOU'RE ON FOR LIFE!

But seriously, every time we discover someone like Herostalker, somebody that's just as ridiculous, if not even more so, will show up. That's just the joy of the Entersphere.

It's silly how this stuff is connected.
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We discovered DaanNLseventeen, then Mercury-Ami, then Artisanking101, and now this Herostalker guy who seems to be the worst of them all. It's glorious.
 
Simplicity111

Simplicity111

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KFC said:
I disagree. This guy just seems to be an idiot kid.
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Well, he does seem to be the only one out of them that fantasizes over killing cartoon characters from shows he hates, as well as making entire stories about it. Not even MrEnter or Artisanking101 did that.
 
KFC

KFC

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Simplicity111 said:
Well, he does seem to be the only one out of them that fantasizes over killing cartoon characters from shows he hates, as well as making entire stories about it. Not even MrEnter or Artisanking101 did that.
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Come on. Go onto YouTube and search up "Barney Dies." You'll get tons of results. Kids can be like that. Then again, this kid is still a spergy Enterbot.
 
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