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I would love to see Chris' license revoked. Some people say this would be a bad idea (for Chris) because this would mean further confinement to the house. But think about it, on the other hand, this means no more runs for q-sands and Hungry Men. He would no longer be able to just drive to places and loiter and harass people. I don't know if Barb still has license, probably not. If she definitely does not have a license, they would be dependent on others to help them for errands. Some younger people volunteer by taking older or disabled people to the grocery store, or to the doctor, or such.
Can you imagine being a volunteer for this kind of service and ending up with the Chandlers?
Can you imagine being a volunteer for this kind of service and ending up with the Chandlers?
CalmMyTits said:
At this stage Chris and Barb both have shown such a disregard for the public that I'm honestly not concerned about their welfare when it comes to driving. Chris's license should be revoked because he has proven himself an irresponsible danger to others several times now. A scratched car is one thing, but he's hit another car before, and hit a person out of panic.
I realize that this means that Chris would be cooped up with Barb, and that he'd not be able to go get food and other necessities. To be perfectly honest, I really don't care. My well-being has a boundary, and that boundary is the well-being of the public. If Chris thinks he can deface public property merely because he's in a bad mood (second time this has happened, IIRC), and then thumb his nose at those who tell him he's in the wrong, fine: seal them in their house. They don't want to honor the social contract? Cut 'em off from society. They need food? Let 'em order pizzas. They need medication? Go crawling back to Rocky in order to set up a carpool or delivery service. They need toiletries? No, evidently not. If the choice lay between Chris suffering emotionally for the rest of his life, or the risk of some innocent, maybe even a child, being crippled or killed because of his stupidity, irresponsibility, and negligence, I'd easily choose the former.
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Exactly. If I remember correctly, Bell argued for the court to not throw Chris into jail so he could integrate into the community and this would be better for him than jail. Well, we've seen how well THAT worked out. Chris had his chance to try to show himself to be a decent member of society, and he could not do that, so oh well.
Abso-fuckin-lutely. If Chris finds being able to drive and being able to go shopping for his mother to be so valuable to his life, then why is he treating those abilities with such contempt by abusing them? If being able to enter Walmart freely is so important to him, then why does he disrespect the hospitality that Walmart offers him as a customer? The answer to those questions are ultimately on his shoulders, not society's.He Sets Me On Fire said:
Smokedaddy makes a great point that Chris's actions aren't enough to land him in jail or even have his license pulled, but I think a lot of us are watching the acceleration of his current actions into something more. Marvin has repeatedly said that Chris is too much of a pussy to get himself in trouble without barb's help... But I wonder if he's getting lonely/angry/desperate enough to become more creative in his bumbling. Is it possible that what Chris lacks in nerve he may make up for in pure stupidity?
And yes, I agree that Chris has shown he can't be trusted with a car. That's not a legal judgement, it's an ethical one.
And yes, I agree that Chris has shown he can't be trusted with a car. That's not a legal judgement, it's an ethical one.
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
The needs of the many will always outweigh the needs of
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I think every failure in his life is because he fervently believes the opposite is true.snowkitten91 said:The needs of the many will always outweigh the needs of
Can you seriously imagine delivering services to the Chandlers or ferrying them around? Barb would doubtless make demands that her driver make a detour to Goodwill and throw a fit when the driver refuses? Or trying to deliver meals on wheels/groceries to them and having them bitch that it's not q-sands? Ultimately, the people volunteering these services would have the power to back out and say no after dealing with their tard/white trash fits, but it would still be a pain in the ass trying to deal with them. As for pizza delivery, I imagine the Chandlers wouldn't bother with tipping and would try to weasel their way out of paying by complaining that the pizza was late or something. The Chandlers would soon enough end up on the blacklist of any food delivery place within calling/delivering distance.
The Chandlers are probably ALREADY on every delivery blacklist. How many times do you think the epin' weeners have ordered pizzas or Korean food or whatever to 14BC as a prank? Probably a lot.
Kosher Dill said:
The least they could do is use a Chris soundboard and post a recording of the call online.
CHRIS. CHANDLER. said:
I pulled this from the e-mail he sent Megan after he uploaded "She came for CWC". He never grasped the idea that sitting on your fat ass and typing out statuses on Facebook or e-mailing people you think are important is a waste of time. Instead of rallying his army of High School pals to his cause, he's probably caused quite a few to leave or, at least, laugh. He's the butt of the joke now. Did the trolls help? Legit? Yeah, they did. But Chris wouldn't be much better off if that picture of him at the Game Place had never been uploaded. We're seeing that right now and in real time. He just can't leave well enough alone. He HAS to have the final say no matter what.
That's why people like Mimms and Lucas, Megan, Mary Lee Walsh, Snyder and every other participant in the ultimate internet sociology experiment have gone off and lived their lives the past eight years. And that's why Chris is stuck in 2000, unable to see anything else. That's why he writes "HE" on a fucking Xbox display at Wal-Mart instead of getting a job or doing anything that is even mildly productive. Even the reunion shit was something until he ruined it by being himself in the real world and on Facebook.
I agree, he's going to cross the red line sooner than later and it will not be pretty, especially for him.
Chris really seems to be doing his best to alienate himself from society. I can't really say anymore that Chris is going to stay out of jail. He has to maintain good behavior for a year or two? Yeah, he's fucked. I still say he's a pussy, but yeah, you're probably right. He's not clever enough to pick pussy actions that he won't get caught doing. I mean, for example, the hexbox thing in walmart was a pussy action. He's not directly confronting any real people or anything like that. But ultimately, he got caught doing it because he's a dumbass.ChurchOfGodBear said:
Losing his license will not keep Chris from driving. Because "jerkudges don't understand frustrated autistics with rage NEED their healthy mcwraps and mawmaw needs her q-sands." Nor will house arrest keep him at home (at least not until they start using ankle bracelets that administer shocks). Chris thinks his desires override any such restrictions.
The only way the courts will keep him from driving is by removing every vehicle from 14BLC, and that could be legally difficult because I believe they are actually the property of his mother. Or incarcerating him. Ultimately he won't respect any restrictions that do not physically prevent him from doing as he pleases.
There's a dangerous time coming as Barb becomes more and more decrepit and loses whatever limited control she still has over her son. At some point Chris is going to find he doesn't have to obey his mother, and that is when he will become really dangerous. Not intentionally dangerous like a serial killer, but unintentionally dangerous like a drunk driver. Which is the most common scenario for him really fucking up.
Chris already has a slight taste for alcohol, and once Barb can't stop him he will develop that further. Much further. I don't know if he's currently going out to bars (probably not), but once Barb is fully immobile he will resume going out drinking in his eternalsearch for a mawmaw replacement that will fuck him lovequest. And Chris is not the sort who would think to call a cab to take him home. It's quite likely he will be busted for DUI (repeatedly) or worse run someone over. That is the most likely way for Chris to seriously fuck up in a way that the courts cannot ignore.
The only way the courts will keep him from driving is by removing every vehicle from 14BLC, and that could be legally difficult because I believe they are actually the property of his mother. Or incarcerating him. Ultimately he won't respect any restrictions that do not physically prevent him from doing as he pleases.
There's a dangerous time coming as Barb becomes more and more decrepit and loses whatever limited control she still has over her son. At some point Chris is going to find he doesn't have to obey his mother, and that is when he will become really dangerous. Not intentionally dangerous like a serial killer, but unintentionally dangerous like a drunk driver. Which is the most common scenario for him really fucking up.
Chris already has a slight taste for alcohol, and once Barb can't stop him he will develop that further. Much further. I don't know if he's currently going out to bars (probably not), but once Barb is fully immobile he will resume going out drinking in his eternal
Marvin said:
Yep. Chris' behaviour (and his mindset, if his Internet posts are any indication) is devolving. I used to think Chris was just a relatively harmless asshole. But I can see a time where a switch flips in his brain and his tardrages get more physical. It's almost painful to watch, but I can't look away.
A-№1 said:
The Barfly Saga.
I don't think physical things are the only things that keep Chris in line. He's very afraid of Barb, for example. And I don't think it's likely that Chris is going to realize he doesn't have to listen to her. He disobeyed her once and that scared the hell out of him. He's also afraid of going to jail. The question we need to ask about his jail fears is how aware is Chris of which things might send him to jail. He's probably unaware that going back to the walmart could send him to jail.A-№1 said:
And yeah, Chris goes to bars, but just not very often. Or, actually, probably not nowadays because Barb isn't letting him go.
For now. But Barb is deteriorating. Sooner or later there will be a shift in the balance of power in the Chandler household. That's when Chris will become truly dangerous.Marvin said:
It will start with a small act of rebellion. And when Chris doesn't get any small punishment for that he'll try a slightly less small act of rebellion. Rinse. Repeat.
But that will only keep him from doing things that he believes will get him sent to jail. And we've seen that the set of things that Chris believes will get him sent to jail is much, much smaller than the set of things that actually will get him sent to jail. And Chris might also simply believe he won't get caught (the attention from the trolls is probably a good thing there if he thinks there are unseen eyes always watching him). And he probably won't be caught at first, which will only embolden him.
Chris won't intentionally do anything to get sent up the river; he'll do it accidentally.
Barb won't be able to stop him forever. And alcohol and Chris are NOT a good combination. He has poor enough impulse control as it is. Now add in a blood alcohol of .10 or so and things will get messy.
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