He's going to jail. It's just a question of when. -

[Bob's Fries]

It's really not difficult to get sent to prison, for minor fuckups. […] So, Chris playing the Autism Card can - and probably will - backfire, one of these days.

Pretty much ^this entire post.

People think Chris (or his advocates) plays the Autism Card every time he comes up against authority. But it's not really like that. He's rolling the Autism Dice. He's been fortunate thus far, but the house always wins in the end, and eventually Chris is going to roll snake eyes. One day he's going to come in front of an unsympathetic bench and learn the hard way that exceptional individuals have to obey the law like everyone else and not damage property or endanger others.

The longer this takes the harder it's going to be when it happens.

Or God could be a constant troll to both Cwcki members and Chris by constantly playing this series of fuck-ups and have OPL get close calls.

You never know.

 

[A-№1]

Or God could be a constant troll

God is the ultimate troll. It's the only way anything makes sense.

 

[José Mourinho]

It seems that Chris's use of the Autism card will no longer work, and we can see how Chris is going to cope with this harsh reality.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I'd love for him to spend his birthday in Jail. He'd probably liken it to the time he was kicking out of English class on his birthday for being a homophobe.

 

[exball]

I'd love for him to spend his birthday in Jail. He'd probably liken it to the time he was kicking out of English class on his birthday for being a homophobe.

He'll tell all the inmates it's his birthday and receive his birthday gift in the shower.

 

[WWWWolf]

You know someone would set up a way for him to publish Sonichu comics online from within the prison.

Oh, there are so many wonderful services that help prisoners rehabilitate. Unfortunately, they might fail.

There are several dating services that specialise in inmates, for example. Chris might put his ad in one of those services. I sometimes wonder how often women who browse those ads say "yeah, this guy really sounds like he should stay locked up", but I guess that might happen uncharacteristically often in case of Chris's ad.

Likewise, a lot of prisoners have written the Book. Publishers are sometimes quite eager to cash in on that stuff and people might be interested of reading about peculiar details of famous crimes from controversial convicts. I do wonder, however, how many editors have to read vitriolic descriptions of crime and injustices (and smoky ladies and German warfare bitches) in badly drawn comic format.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Likewise, a lot of prisoners have written the Book. Publishers are sometimes quite eager to cash in on that stuff and people might be interested of reading about peculiar details of famous crimes from controversial convicts. I do wonder, however, how many editors have to read vitriolic descriptions of crime and injustices (and smoky ladies and German warfare bitches) in badly drawn comic format.

Petty squabbles that lead to mouthing off to cops that lead to mouthing off to a judge that lead to a stiff fine and a couple months in the county pokey, isn't really the most scintillating read.

 

[José Mourinho]

It would be interesting if Chris actually put an attraction sign there.

 

[BiggerJ]

Out of curiosity, would people continue to keep tabs on Chris while he's in jail, and if so, how? Not that I do or don't necessarily want them to do so, but I'm not sure how they'd manage it. It kind of reminds me of the time during Chris' trial that I read someone's claim that they were on the jury and were going to try and pull a reverse-'12 Angry Men' and sway the other jurors against Chris' favor.

 

[Zim]

Out of curiosity, would people continue to keep tabs on Chris while he's in jail, and if so, how? Not that I do or don't necessarily want them to do so, but I'm not sure how they'd manage it. It kind of reminds me of the time during Chris' trial that I read someone's claim that they were on the jury and were going to try and pull a reverse-'12 Angry Men' and sway the other jurors against Chris' favor.

I'm sure a few "cute boyfriend-free girls" would write him to garner info from him. After he got out he'd rant about the injustices he had to endure for greater then a few months. He's dumb so the info would get out there most likely through OPL himself.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

There are several dating services that specialise in inmates, for example. Chris might put his ad in one of those services. I sometimes wonder how often women who browse those ads say "yeah, this guy really sounds like he should stay locked up", but I guess that might happen uncharacteristically often in case of Chris's ad.

Considering some of these women are writing letters to convicted rapists and murderers I highly doubt they're going to take a look at Chris' rap sheet of 'petty vandalism' and 'public nuisance' and think ", this guy just takes it too far".

In typical Chris fashion he's even failing at being sent to prison. While an actual conviction and jail sentence on his record would do far more damage to Christian he could possibly imagine in the law-abiding world, the sort of stuff he's getting in trouble for is retarded shit that wouldn't even give him any sort of street cred in the underworld. All he's succeeding in doing is alienating himself more and more from all aspects of society.

 

[HG 400]

I'd put my money on him eventually going away either for violating Snyder's protection order, or for failing to appear in court over something petty and minor. Maybe if he racks up a few more vehicular offences and then continues to drive with a revoked license, then he might potentially be a candidate for negligent vehicular manslaughter or something similar, but I think the smart money's on him trespassing or vandalising and then refusing to pay the fine, appear in court, etc. and giving the authorities no choice but to hand down a custodial sentence.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think he'll ever refuse to pay a fine. He fears jail and knows he can be thrown in it for disobedience. More likely, he racks up enough fines that he's genuinely unable to pay, just crashes into slumber without trying to work out an arrangement with the court, and faces the consequences.

 

[BiggerJ]

Out of curiosity, would people continue to keep tabs on Chris while he's in jail, and if so, how? Not that I do or don't necessarily want them to do so, but I'm not sure how they'd manage it. It kind of reminds me of the time during Chris' trial that I read someone's claim that they were on the jury and were going to try and pull a reverse-'12 Angry Men' and sway the other jurors against Chris' favor.

I'm sure a few "cute boyfriend-free girls" would write him to garner info from him.

What if he's too paranoid to reply? Do you think trolls might get impatient waiting from him to finish serving his sentence and make sketchy deals with inmates and/or guards to keep tabs on Chris?

 

[Watcher]

What if he's too paranoid to reply? Do you think trolls might get impatient waiting from him to finish serving his sentence and make sketchy deals with inmates and/or guards to keep tabs on Chris?

When your locked up with a bunch of guys 24/7. Give him a week in prison without vidya and Mcdonalds and he'll forget Julie was Bluespike

Then again this is Chris we're talking about

 

[Zim]

What if he's too paranoid to reply? Do you think trolls might get impatient waiting from him to finish serving his sentence and make sketchy deals with inmates and/or guards to keep tabs on Chris?

Well, if he's to paranoid and the sketchy deals don't work then Marvin or another inner circle member could just convince one of the epic weeners to do a minor crime and infiltrate the system. It's the only way to gain access to all their withheld material I've heard.

 

[Watcher]

What if he's too paranoid to reply? Do you think trolls might get impatient waiting from him to finish serving his sentence and make sketchy deals with inmates and/or guards to keep tabs on Chris?

Well, if he's to paranoid and the sketchy deals don't work then Marvin or another inner circle member could just convince one of the epic weeners to do a minor crime and infiltrate the system. It's the only way to gain access to all their withheld material I've heard.

Any of the great one's legions of fans would be up to such a task

 

[Zim]

Any of the great one's legions of fans would be up to such a task

And with a bonus chance of sharing a cell with THE Great Director himself!

 

[CatParty]

He went to jail over the weekend

 

[RP 520]

He went to jail over the weekend

Even though you necro'd, this is a relevant discussion now. HSMOF should be promoted to prophet since he called this over a year ago.