Hey Crazy Pacer! -

[CWCissey]

Turn your PM's on you arsehole!

Also,

have you seen this?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 19/1bd.jpg

I haven't until now, but that's awesome.

However my name is a reference to a thread in one of the old forums where me and another user made up CWC related dictators (my favourite was Chu Guevara although I do have a soft spot for Pol Pot Pie, purely for the 'Holiday in CWCbodia' song that followed.

 

[sethrutgers22]

In an attempt to turn this into a useable topic, I have to say that the "tale of the crazy pacer" is one of the more hilarious stories I've read in my life. It's all in the way an uninitiated observer of Chris-chan tries to make sense of what she's seeing. The way he yells at the wall and sings vibrato randomly, you can just picture it all in your mind so easily.

 

[Bgheff]

I agree on the tales weirdness. Pacing back and forth singing Britney Spears songs, what a great way to attract those ladies Chris. He sounds like your typical town crazy person in here.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

I'm more interested in knowing why he would shout at the wall while he was pacing.

 

[CatParty]

I'm more interested in knowing why he would shout at the wall while he was pacing.

That's actually one part that stands out to me as well. Like this was even before trolling started. So he was kinda crazy to begin with.

Maybe he was arguing with sonichu.

 

[MysticMisty]

Well he certainly pretended Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh's office with him, so that's not a stretch. I think he admitted to someone that he talks to Sonichu and Rosechu every night in his room even.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Chris was deliberately singing in order to attract attention.

"I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS. I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion. But I did get a hug or two. I also started singing random songs from memory now and then. It was not as successful as the GBAVideo. I also started listening to my GBAJukebox MP3 Player and sang along when I felt like it (I had the GBAJukebox inserted into my Nintendo DS, that had a removable, more appropriate sign attached to it, in my hand)." - Story of My Current Days

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris was deliberately singing in order to attract attention.

"I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS. I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion. But I did get a hug or two. I also started singing random songs from memory now and then. It was not as successful as the GBAVideo. I also started listening to my GBAJukebox MP3 Player and sang along when I felt like it (I had the GBAJukebox inserted into my Nintendo DS, that had a removable, more appropriate sign attached to it, in my hand)." - Story of My Current Days

I'd give his right arm for The Story of my Currenter Days.

 

[Saney]

Chris was deliberately singing in order to attract attention.

"I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS. I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion. But I did get a hug or two. I also started singing random songs from memory now and then. It was not as successful as the GBAVideo. I also started listening to my GBAJukebox MP3 Player and sang along when I felt like it (I had the GBAJukebox inserted into my Nintendo DS, that had a removable, more appropriate sign attached to it, in my hand)." - Story of My Current Days

I'd give his right arm for The Story of my Currenter Days.

Maybe she'll tell it when people stop paying attention to her.

 

[pickleniggo]

What I like most about Tale of the Crazy Pacer is that it reminds me of my own days working at a mall retail store. Some mornings during the week, a bus of adult slow-in-da-minds would drop off it's passengers to run wild, many without assistants. I've had many conversations with way-too-friendly Chris-a-likes that lack boundaries and hygiene.
Unrelated to the crazy bus, there's also a creeper who frequents the mall and goes into women's clothing stores. I still see him there sometimes and recently spotted him in Forever21 inspecting a pair of faux-leather bootie shorts. I suspect he buys women's clothing and wears it at home because I have definitely seen him with bags, yet he's always wearing the same janky-ass windbreaker. Some days I like to imagine this is Chris' real dad.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS.

I like how he says "figured out new methods" as if he has evidence they work. Some girls looked at you funny, good job, Chris.

Also, "undateable because of religion"? What the fuck does that mean? The only guess I can come up with was he saw a muslim girl wearing the head wrap thing.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

You'd have to go a long way to beat his "fishing" bullshit. Throwing a paper loveheart attached to a string at random passers by and then reeling it in. If I remember correctly, for some unknown reason mall security didn't seem to like this. Must have been trolls.

 

[cypocraphy]

The religion comment might have been some BS a girl told him to get him to leave her alone. Kinda like Anna saying she's a lesbian.

 

[Smokedaddy]

Also, "undateable because of religion"? What the fuck does that mean? The only guess I can come up with was he saw a muslim girl wearing the head wrap thing.

Anna is Mormon; no hanky-panky until marriage (at least officially).

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^They don't all follow the rules, same as not all catholics do. There are plenty of cafeteria mormons, trust me.

 

[CatParty]

Also, "undateable because of religion"? What the fuck does that mean? The only guess I can come up with was he saw a muslim girl wearing the head wrap thing.

Anna is Mormon; no hanky-panky until marriage (at least officially).

dating to him means sex immediately because it is his god given right.

 

[cypocraphy]

So Baby Huey got a "hug or two"? Was one of them from Anna? Who else would give him a pity hug?

That must have been so awkward...and sweaty!

 

[CatParty]

So Baby Huey got a "hug or two"? Was one of them from Anna? Who else would give him a pity hug?

That must have been so awkward...and sweaty!

the mallcops tackling him?

 

[pickleniggo]

So Baby Huey got a "hug or two"? Was one of them from Anna? Who else would give him a pity hug?

That must have been so awkward...and sweaty!

the mallcops tackling him?

No, he probably forced himself upon the poor girls. This had happened to me multiple times by the same windows to hell. So much so that I would bolt behind the cash register when I saw them coming. They wouldn't completely grab me into a hug, they would awkwardly go to side-hug me as a "hello" or "goodbye". I could see Chris doing the same.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Also, "undateable because of religion"? What the fuck does that mean? The only guess I can come up with was he saw a muslim girl wearing the head wrap thing.

Well, in fairness, he said " updatable". Which, in context, means that due to their religion, they could be made privy to the latest news. Or upgraded. Or Chris desperately needed to proofread his posts.