Hey, unban me too pliz -

[Justtocheck]

Well, I'm not really banned but I want to go with the flow. If he has a right to ask, why can't I?

 

[TFT-A9]

 

[Justtocheck]

EVERYONE RISE UP AND ASK FOR WHAT'S YOURS. ASK FOR FREEDOM! ASK FOR LIBERTY! DEMAND TO BE UNBANNED!

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

What are you banned for?

 

[Justtocheck]

What are you banned for?

I'M NOT, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THE POINT IS FREEDOM

 

[TendieGremlin]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Special Needs School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on my mums fridge, and I have over 300 alt accounts. I am trained in autistic warfare and I'm the top bitching faggot in this entire homosexual site. You are nothing to me but just another forum. I will create a new account with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with banning another of my alt accounts the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spergs across Mexico and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sanity. I'm fucking staying here, kid. I can be under any name, anytime, and I can beg you in over seven ways, and that's just with my dick in my pants. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed faggotry, but I have access to the entirety of the shittiest private servers imaginable and I will use them to their full extent to bore your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" ban was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keks. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking staying, kiddo.

 

[Justtocheck]

I was actually on your side until this shit happened, @TendieMan . That's over now. I'm going to start start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from web forum copypasta, to holocaust denial, to threatening to gas Biden voters. If they continue to employ you I'm going to singlehandedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your wife. I'm going to go after your parents. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely autistic sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.

 

[naught sock account 1]

give us what is rightfully ours or else...

 

[GHTD]

Please unban me. I've started melanin-reducing procedures to become the white man, can I be on the site now?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Please unban me. I've started melanin-reducing procedures to become the white man, can I be on the site now?

Reverse Nuka Zeus?