hi let's talk - livestream 6/24/2021 - in which Becky informs us that Amber sheds hair like a cat and Amber claims she loves the feeling of being sunburned

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Someone asked if they've ever traveled outside the United States and Amber said "Absolutely not, I just found out today that being gay is illegal in 70 countries so you won't be seeing me there."

I'm so glad she cleared that up, because I was sitting here thinking the reason she's not traveling the world is because she's a 600 lb housebound behemoth that would need to purchase 3 rows of airplane seats
Jesus fucking Christ. Everytime I think she cannot top her own ignorance or stupidity and she fucking pulls it off!

What do you think all the Pride stuff that Becky is obsessed with is supposed to represent? Pretty colours and happiness?

Does she even know how many countries there are in the world? Could she even point to Europe on a map?

Why does she think these excuses work when they are as thin as wet toilet paper? Just say that you couldn't manage the trip to the airport, nevermind the flight or potential legal troubles of arriving in Abu Dhabi.
 

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If I weren't too lazy and with other things to do I would photoshop #Amberlynn into travel pictures. Think Flat Stanley but instead Fat Amber.
I got you man

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MrsLoveMom

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So if Becky has a job, a FULL TIME job, does this mean that ALR is broke? Poor AF?

Edited to add: A list of some types of medications that have a reaction with grapefruit. The list is from the MayoClinic website.
  • Fight infection
  • Reduce cholesterol
  • Treat high blood pressure
  • Treat heart problems
  • Prevent organ rejection
  • Treat anxiety
  • Control seizures
  • Minimize motion sickness
  • Treat erectile dysfunction
  • Replace hormones
  • Reduce cough
  • Control pain
 
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Turd Fergusson

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Just say that you couldn't manage the trip to the airport, nevermind the flight or potential legal troubles of arriving in Abu Dhabi.
It would be very unlikely that she would get into trouble in Abu Dhabi, Dubai, or many other Arab cities unless she is very overt about it. After all, Amber and Becky look more like an obese woman with her 12-year old obese son. They actually could quite enjoy the Friday brunches offered in many restaurants and hotels.
 

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It would be very unlikely that she would get into trouble in Abu Dhabi, Dubai, or many other Arab cities unless she is very overt about it. After all, Amber and Becky look more like an obese woman with her 12-year old obese son. They actually could quite enjoy the Friday brunches offered in many restaurants and hotels.
Abu Dhabi and Dubai are also full of fatties. She would fit right in.
 

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She would still do the same things, sit on the couch in an apartment she never leaves, BUT! she would be so arrogant and insufferable, flexing on her viewers that she lives in California! y'all. Hair flip, pouty stare.
I hope she does move all the way to California. Depending on the area she wouldn't be able to do anything, Gas and everything else is more expensive too and the infrastructure is crumbs now. Not even crumbling. They won't go anywhere, her YouTube money won't go as far is in any other state so if she goes there we will see a desperate for cash amberlynn within that year. Oh and if she ever steps outside, everyone will still fat shame her. It's worse in California depending on the area, and she will lose her fake southern accent for the more acceptable California valley girl voice but way worse.

I can see it now:

Her and Becky go to San Fran to go eat at all the take out places. They park on a hill. The emergency brake snaps out of the weight of the two of them plus the hill angle and rolls straight off into traffic and pedestrians. This is enough force to activate "the big one" and finally California snaps off the rest of the USA like in the end of ze world flash animation.

At least with all the stomping around she's gonna do, the buildings are all rated for earthquakes anyway so that's fine.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

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Are you ready for this, sports fans? No, of course not. But at least this one got rockin' a little toward the end.
Edit: there's an unnecessary second terminating spoiler tag that won't go away, so the whole thing is under the spoiler. Sorry.

Looks like Big Al washed her hair and Becky hosed her down. Still looking reeeeallly yellow there, sis. Perhaps you should consider changing the menu at CasaStank.

The usual suspects arrive immediately in the chat: couple of ambabies, and someone I recognize from Sinatra's reaction vids. Not naming them because Big Al is a complete bitch and would probably punt them proactively. Speaking of reactions, I'm surprised Pulpy wasn't live+30 on this. He's pretty entertaining.

One of the people in chat says that people are harassing Dana on IG, saying she cheated on Density after Big Al's last stream. Can't say I care all that much. That whole bunch is a fucking viper pit an they deserve one another. Big Al says that's weird, all I said was that we weren't friends. Yes, you have no culpability at all, of course.

Big Al taking her medicine because she "just now remembered". No, you just waited until the chat was live and you're looking for asspats and superchats to clap for you because for some reason you just cannot act like a responsible fucking adult without an audience.,

Someone asks her about the Britney Spears situation. Someone says she looking stunning. They love her giggles [sic]. (Those are shrieks, dumbass.) Someone says they like her makeup.

Deanna: You washed your hair!

Now, let's keep in mind that Big Al has said - MANY times - that she doesn't want to focus on negativity, she's going to get rid of people who put her in a "negative headspace" (oh, how I hate the word "headspace", used by pretentious twats, but I digress). Now, of the people who have been mentioned so far, who do you think gets more than a read of their comment and a chirpy thank you? The person who says she looks stunning? The person who said they like her makeup? Ha! Of course not! It's Deanna who gets our gorl's attention: she reads the comment, then lectures Deanna. "I wash my hair a lot, I just don't like it down, poop bun, etc." Suggests Deanna is getting her info confused. No, she isn't. You have said many times that you don't wash your hair every day or sometimes every week. Someone tells Deanna to STFU.

Goddamn, five minutes in and only two superchats, both in foreign dollars (ok, one is in pounds for you Limey bastards). Are things slipping here? Is that bitch the Bored Housewife going to show?

Big Al keeps playing with her hair and eyefucking herself. You could at least pretend you want to be on your own livestream, bitch. Blah blah Britney. Don't care.

Trivia! But first, LoneliestBoy appears and asks if Becky is in a better mood today. Someone tells Big Al to just download a trivia app already, jfc. Well, that last part was me, but she probably won't because she doesn't do jack shit otherwise to prep for her own stream, why would she do this? Nah, she's just going to google easy safari questions, because as we have established, she's a fucking moron. Becky puts her whiteboard in front of her face while she yawns. I feel you, Becky. First one to three points wins. Wow, that's pretty lame even for you, Big Al. But we know, we know. You're d-u-m dumb.

Big Al is so pleased with herself for knowing that Danial Radcliffe played Harry Potter - you know, the movies that have earned a billion dollars. Good job, Big Al, answering a question a five year old could answer.

I am still holding out for forehead fat, but I'd take weird cheek formation fat as a second option.

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Some douchebag claims these two handle the "hate with grace and humor" and that they "seem so sweet". Dude, you are either high or new, because neither of those things is true.

Deanna: Is Becky's shirt wet? Is it from washing your hair? Never change, Deanna, you poor, banished soul.

Becky yawns again, this time openly. Once again, Big Al, not focused on negativity, reads Deann's comment. Whuut? Becky pulls up her shirt. Are you talking about down here? We didn't need to see your stretch marks, thank you. Becky says she was brushing her teeth. Were you up to your waist in water? Either you were washing Big Al's hair or you're using a spray hose, because damn, girl.

Deanna: Turn on your CC, people have been asking for it many times. (This is true)

Becky, ever so mindful of her diet, had a salad from Wendys earlier. Uh huh. Other chatters are talking about Chik Fil A's wrap or some bullshit and LonelieestBoy says to stop encouraging them to eat fast food. Agreed.

Trivia! What is the capital of the USA. Big Al: Of the whole USA? She stares up at the ceiling like a fucking tard. Finally thinks of it: DC. It's Washington, DC, you idiot. Anyway, someone asks in the chat if they've been looking at wedding venues. Listen, Linda: these two are never going to actually get married.

Trivia! How many continents are there in the world? My bonus addon, had I been in the chat: how many of those continents are countries in and of themselves? Seven. I supposed pretending that you're adults and not five year olds is out of the question.

LoneliestBoy: She only knows that because of DCMediaGirl.
Deanna: Why do you guys do this to yourselves when you know that people are going to make fun of you? Legit question, and not hate. Did the viewers ask these questions?

Trivia! What is the capital of Hawai'i? Big Al says Maui, Becky says Honolulu. Of course Big Al does not know this, and declares "These questions are dumb. What do you guys wanna do?:"

Just under eleven and a half minutes, and she's bored as shit in her stream. Big Al cackles and says "My livestreams suck so bad." It's "badly" and yes, they really do.

Chatter: how often do you eat takeout these days. Answer "I'd say five or six times a week." guess that whole eating out less went the way of every single diet you've half-assed tried. "If you guys hear that, it is the washer." Who fucking cares? Nobody mentioned it, why are you? Trying to fill that awkward af empty air when you have no idea what to talk about and nobody in the chat is saying anything.

Big Al: "I had the shower so hot is was scolding."
Becky: "Scalding., not scolding. Scalding."
Big Al gets that "you'll pay for that, Becky" look on her face: "Mmm. Same thing." No. No, it is not, Miss "Writing is my Passion".

Moderna bullshit. Don't care. Skipped, because I don't need some fucking tard who thinks they're now the vax spox to tell me anything. She is breathing like she's just run a 5K. Or waddled to the car and back. At this point, they're practically he same thing to Big Al.

Lindsey: I love it when Becky corrects your awful pronunciation of things. Agreed.
Deanna: The only loud noise is you, Amber. Screeching, cackling, and generally being a douche, yes.
LoneliestBoy: She was all skeptical and now all of a sudden she's an advocate. She claims to have always been an advocate for the vax. OK, whatever.
TheNuke (regaring he "I'm skeered" nonsense): Yeah, we know you're a science denier.
LoneliestBoy: but you weren't scared to go out and see peple at the height of the pandemic?

Someone asks if wommart vlogs will return. "Everyone hated them so much, but now that they're going, they miss them. It's so weird!" No, what's weird is insulting your own member by implying they felt that way. Way to go, still treating your members with respect. She says they might if (foreshadowing warning!) things get back to normal, if they ever do. She's going to be flogging covid for as long as she can as a reason to not leave the apartment.

Some idiot in the chat tres to be all deep and magles a quote about lions ignoring opinions of lambs. Listen up, sweetie, before you try to be all sel-rihteous and shit, mayb have your material source properly.

TheNuke: when are you going to replace the ivon on your channel and on the badges with something that's more accurate/up to date? No answer.

Someone in the chat says hey know she isn't going to talk about it, but can you tell us if you're talking to Density or was this only Dana? If you know she isn't going to talk about it, why the fuck are you giving her 25AED? Once again, Big Al doesn't go into specifics. It's gonna be great when either Sana or Density light into her.

The tard with the mangled quote about lions tried again: mermaids aren't preoccupied with the thoughts of shrimp. You're quite the shallow pool, girl. You're the perfect ambaby.

Big Al explains what her shirt means (Schitt's Creek, which I found very unfunny), and to prove that becky tunes her out the same way she does Beky, Becky then answers the same question. LOL

Someone asks the last time she binged. Answer: "Umm. A few nights ago?" This is another reason I don't believe she has BED: you would know this, Big Al.

And I think it's right about here that things start heating up. Someone asks what they ate today. Big Al says she had a hamburger from Five guys, and the only thing she gets on it is onion. One, that sounds disgusting, why bother, and two, I'll ask the same question TheNUKE does and Deanna does: wtf don't you just make your plain shitty burger at home if that's all you put on it? Her answer: doesn't taste the same. Well yeah, I imagine it doesn't since you use a Sahara's worth of fucking powders and salt all over it.

Someone says Torrid should use her as a model. I don' think I've laughed as hard at anything lately as I did that.

LoneliestBoy: Why do you enable and support Chantal's reckless drug use considering you grew up around abusive drug addicts? This is a good question.
Deanna: Show us your big bowl of candy bars on the table!

Someone asks when becky's channel will start. She says end of June. Here's Big Al while Becky is rattling on about it.

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"We're never drinking soda again." "We barely drink any soda"
Which is it, bitches? Since Big Al is drinking a Diet Coke on this stream, and knowing the to of you, I'm just going to say both of you are full of shit. Becky's talking about all the drinks they have in the fridge because of course they can't just drink some fucking water.

Someone says: y'all sound very yee-haw.
Someone says: would you vlog getting your hair done at a salon? Have you missed the part where she's skeered of covid and so can stay home forever?
Someone says: "It sucks that Dana stole your favorite gf away from you and now you’re stuck with the great and wonderful Becky. She won’t even let you leave Kentucky" Ha!

During these domamnts, Becky's still yammering about what's in the fridge (someone says, well, show us, then! but of course they do not) and Big Al, once again, just grunts in the right places to make it sound like she's paying attention. You can tell Big Al's just getting madder as we move along. and makes this face as the Dana comment comes up:

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She says "thanks you for the superchat" and moves on. Now, this is what she SHOULD do if she's intent on "focusing on positivity". Does she? Nope.

Deanna: Why are you ok with Chantal becoming a drug zombie given your familial history?
Loneliest boy also answers the make your burger at home question: because it would take effort.
TheNuke (in response to the sodas thing): The rationalization you two go through is insane, just say you drink less soda, FFS. But that wouldn't virtue signal that these two lardasses are changing their habits for realz, guise!

Someone asks about DMingg Becky. Come on, people. Her "art" justmeans she's tracing other peoples' work. Why the fuck are any of you impressed by her? Oh, wait,you're impressed by Big Al. That answers a lot. Carry on.

Big Al makes the same face as just above again while Becky is prattling about her "art". Britney Spears talk. Don't care.

Someone says Becky sounds even more yee-haw when she's mad. Becky says we haven't even seen her mad mad. OK, internet tough guy, take it down a notch.

Someone asks (for the second or third time) what they regret spending money on. Becky mumbles/lisps something that I can't understand even after half a dozen replays. Big Al regrets Jenny Cregg. What, no Optavia?

LoneliestBoy in response to Becky claiming she's just slammed with work on her art: Does it really take that long to trace Butch Hartman drawings? Wondering that myself.

Big Al claims she has never bought a single subscriber (in response to Deanna, because Big Al just can't quit haydur nation). Sure, whatever you say.

Anime shit that Big Al hates. Don't think we didn't see you roll your eyes when becky got started on that, Big Al.

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"God, this bitch is never going to shut the fuck up."

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Chat member says they ignored her superchat. Doesn't know why she tries (crying emoji). Someone asks where the Miley Cyrus poster is, Big Al says it's hanging in the "guest" bedroom. We know that's Becky's room and you sleep upright on the couch. someone asks about Tess Holliday's brother exposing her. Don't care.

Becky finally reads the superchat they ignored, something about Becky's sister and kittens o whatever. Here's a thought: tell your fucking white trash family to get their pets spayed and neutered. Then they won't have kitten issues. Ha - Deanna says basically the same thing.

Someone says Big Al seems upset, why? Because Becky won't stop running her mouth about her art and anime and her idiotic sister, that's why! Plus, she's getting madder and madder about the haters.

30 minutes in: Big Al says I think this live's gonna be a short one. Yes, those superchats are not cha-chinging in as fast as they normally do, and at least a quarter of the active chatters are haters asking things she doesn't want to answer.

Someone asks: Is Density a feeder? Dana has gained a lot of weight. Too funny, but doubtful, since based on her history, it seems she just likes to get them fat and then dump them. Quite the little sped sociopath. Big Al reads that, says thanks for the superchat, moves on, saying I don't answer stupid questions. Now that's pretty damn funny, Big Al.

Becky says she thinks Deanna and TheNUKE are going to get married. Big Al says Oh, that's cute. Are we going to have a wedding? and attempts to be smug and condescending, but she's ready to drop this live, so it's rather half-hearted. You'll need to put more effort into shit like that, loser.

Someone says: You're saying "raht" like that on purpose. It isn't cute or quirky. Agreed. Instead of sounding like a retarded Valley Girl, she sounds like a retarded hick. Becky jumps in: she ALWAYS says it like that. No, she doesn't, just like she doesn't say "naht" all the time. She's trying, and as usual failing, to be cute and quirky.

Becky sys something incredibly stupid: her sister went to get the cat fixed, but it was a kitten, and then the cat got pregnant. So, she gave up on the spay idea after taking her too-young at the time cat to the vet and didn't bother to go back after another month or two. Brains just ain't your fmaily's thing.

LoneliestBoy: they (Deanna and TheNUKE) will get married before you do. Zing!

Becky says she makes fun of Big Al on the daily for raht and other shit, and says "she's so cute" as she runs her hand up Big Al's shoulder, or where her shoulder should be if it weren't covered in 500 pounds of fat. Then pinches her cheek, and Big Al pulls away, abruptly. Claims that "Moderna" making her arm hurt or whatever. The two of you have zero chemistry and you are repulsed by Becky's touch.

Big Al says she loves getting sunburned. Why? One brush with cancer wasn't enough for you? Cancer is not a fucking collect them all kind of thing, you worthless shit..

Dead air while Becky reads comments on the phone and Big Al on the laptop. There are plenty of ambabies in there, why are you not selecting them, you toads?

Someone asks what they did today. Becky says she cleaned, Big Al says she spent the whole day getting ready. Your sarcasm sucks too, Big Al. You're going to have to put a bit more effort into this. Becky says "Me and Twinkie went on a walk, like we usually do." You're going to pay for that one, Becky.

Deanna mentions the whole becky wanted to date her stepsister thing that Frazzlecakes told us about. The two of them spin it as Becky offering support to the girl and just telling her Becky was there for her. Whatever.

Deanna: you are 600 pounds because Becky asked you just last week and you didn't seem upset about it. Just tell the truth. You said you do 95% of the cleaning. How can you do that when you are virtually immobile?

Someone: any plans for the summer? Big Al: COVID! COVID! COVID!
Crap about Eric and icky, who they will now only see once in a blue moon because they're freed from the 600 pound screeching behemoth. Skip.
Someone: It wasn't because Becky was being nice. It was because her step dads, ex wife came out on KF saying that's what happened.
LoneliestBoy: you wouldn't go to pride anyways. T4rue, they'd just sit in a hotel and order Ubereats.

Deanna: was really pouring it on tonight: Stop it with Covid. You did lots of stuff during Covid because you were more mobile. LoneliestBoy adds: a handy excuse.

Big Al says the biggest thing I miss is "having all my friends over and hosting a big get together". Since your only friend are Eric and Ricky, Dana and Density, and Hannah and Rafe, I'd say you're out of that particular party style.

LoneliestBoy: you miss the party platters you'd pickup from walmart for those get togethers. Veggie tray, fruit tray, hacking apart some salami, and dumping out a couple boxes of crackers. Woo, those were the days!

Big Al trained Becky well: she's now pulling out the "they're only here because you and I are fat". Guess you should probably do something about that, eh? you could change your weight (you won't) but your shitty, nasty attitudes will be yours forever. Blah blah, something about her posting that fan art on her page yadda yadda. Becky calls someone else shallow, but you know, the real shallows are you and big Al. you continually and willfully turn a blind eye to the fact that most people dislike you not because of your weight but because you just suck at being decent human beings. Nothing more, nothing less. And that has nothing at all to do with your weight.

Big Al has the blanket on - pantsless Thursday! Probably every day, really.

King Dark: How does it make you feel that Cassidy Cordiva became a dude after dating you? Was that bad in bed huh? Big Al claims not to know Cassidy. Oh, you do, rain and petals eavesdrop, you do.

TheNUKE: So you're scared of covid, but you still go on errands and you go to a restaurant for "date night" when you jhadn't even had the vax. Big Al: I would hope any responsible adult would run errands. Way to miss the entire fucking point, Big Al. And way to not even bother with that second part.

Bedbound comes up, and even though Becky confirmed it, nah, brah, we're back to Denial City.
Why don't you make merch? Uh, I dunno.
Big Al starts to annoy the dog to fill dead air. She's also bypassing more ambaby messages

Deanna: Then why was amber hanging out with Dana and destiny when covid began?? (In response to more skeered, covid talk.)
TheNUKE: Why do you preten you never use and have never used "gorl"?
LoneliestBoy: Amberlynn uses her anxiety as an excuse only when its convenient for her. Agreed.

This from someone who is generally a supporter: You're sleeping on a lot of money not doing merch. Might as well bank before you lose your audience. Claims no shade intended.
She's too lazy, dude, but she won't let Becky design merch and get it on stuff because she wants to micromanage stuff, like she's capable of it when we know she isn't. And she definitely took it as shade.

Disappearing Woman: You really should consider doing some merch. Like a plant pot that says "suckalents." Or some of your other silly things you say. It'd be fun. Now that's some shade.

TheNUKE (second time asking this): When are you going to change your channel and badge icon to a picture more in tune with reality? Ignored.

Ever been out of/want to go out of the country? Becky: absolutely not. Big Al: apparently "just found out" that being ay is illegal in 70 countries.
Yeah, I can totally see you going to any of those countries. I'm going to assume you don't even know that about half of them are in Africa - you know, the continent that is also a country? Since you're skeered of flying, water, and finding yourself somewhere that doesn't have TCF, and since the only walking you do is from the couch to the bathroom to the couch to the kitchen, nobody thought for a minute you'd be going anywhere.

Deanna, after someone gives Big Al a superchat and talks about Twinkie: A different photo of her looking terrified of you each month (per a discussion about merch, an idea for which is a Twinkie calendar)

Someone asks about Big Al saying she would go to Canada. She says she doesn't know what she would do there, start whining about medical bills, says "Insurance doesn't cover everything". If you had real health insurance, like people told you to fucking get, it would have paid for all of it beyond your deductible and OOP max. I guess that shoots down the thinking that you had anything other than a reduced/negotiated fee card.

Talks about meeting up with Chantal, doesn't think people should have guns. I was kind of hoping she would go on about that a little, so we could see the nuanced, intelligent rationale she had, but alas, disappointed again.

Big Al was already getting mad by this point, but I this is where the live really went over the cliff:

Deanna: I bet you guys couldn't find certain states on a map of the US. Agreed. In fact, I'd bet they couldn't get more than 50% on that. Becky mumblelisps something that again, I cannot understand. She also says Big Al still can't fit in a PET and doesn't care. Also agree.

TheNUKE: what are you reading?
Something by Danielle Steele
TheNUKE: Why o you read straight romances

People pile on him(?) saying gay people read straight romances, straight people read gay romanced instead of just doing something intelligent, like maybe asking him(?) why he asked that? I dunno, sounds like I could have been an interesting conversation about books and who reads what, but this ain't that kind of channel, homie! It's all black or white, good or bad, up or down. These unintelligent 30 year old toddlers don't do nuance, and neither do their ambabies. They just don't have the mental engine for it, bro.
(Skipped a lot of shit here)
TheNUKE follows up after Becky rattles on, directs this to her: But she makes a giant deal out of ecerything she gets you and says about you that you're a lesbian. Then replies to another chatter:
@CiCi hart I know that straight people read gay fiction. It's astonishing how nobody seems to pay a whit of attention to how she talks. Hell, she even made a giant deal that the pill box she got Becky was rainbow colored. (referring, I guess to the above, where she makes a big fucking deal about them being gay, and overdoes it about Becky, to the point where she gets her those graphic novels because she's into girl on girl, points out the cheap shit she bought as "it has a rainbow!", and so on. That's how I took it, anyway.)


Deanna: Why did you say that the hysterectomy ruined hour life when it SAVED your life?
It did bolth! Yeah, that's why you shit all over your medical team when you said it ruined your life, without any nod to it saving your ungrateful shelf ass, you arrogant cunt. Reiterates that it ruined her life, then calls Deanna a troll and says she doesn't want to talk about it. You really are an arrogant fucking cunt.

Deanna: Where are the cats? Many people have been asking about them. Listen to your viewers. Big Al gets all piss, tell Deanna to STFU because she just saw a cat walk across the screen, and if she keeps it up, she's just going to block her.. Well, maybe she didn't, bitch.

Big Al and her bullfrog start acting like they can talk about representation in any intelligent way, or that they were around when there were no gays on tv or books that had gay characters. I can tell you that they cannot, and they have no idea at all what it really used to be like. Skipped, because they were pissing me off.

LoneliestBoy: Deanna is the reason a lot of people watch these lives, blocking her would be a big hit. (The comments reflect that, for real. She's going to get hammered on this stupid decision of hers, but then again, we don't watch her for her decision making ability.)

They move on to Becky asking "where's my gay titanic, where's my gay twilight?" Maybe if you read more books, you'd find they exist. But nah, you're not much of a reader. But!

TheNUKE: Why don't you get Amber to write it, writing is her "passion". (LOL)

Someone asks why Big Al tells people to STFU. She says she doesn't like Deanna, and she's very negative. Then she gives Becky some advice: if you have a negative person in your life, who belittles everything you say and do, tell them to STFU! Oh, wait, she doesn't mean herself, of course - not that Becky would endanger her meal ticket by telling Big Al to STFU.

LoneliestBoy: you come on here for like 4 hours a week, and this is your full time job so... victimlynn sit down
Aunt Tammie: Just because you pay some money doesn’t give you the right to talk out the side of your neck to somebody so yeah shut the fuck up!

Some bullshit about her favorite thing about majoring in criminal justice, which is not, to my recollection, what's taught in in a 101 class. Whatever, she lies, I know.

JFC when will this thing end.

Someone late to the chat asks about Twinkie. Big Al plays some stupid game asking where Twinkie is. One of her ambabies chimes in:

JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT SEE TWINKIE THIS VERY INSTANT DOSENT MEAN SHES DEAD OR AMBERS STARVING HER ect. So many of your critics lack nuance

Big Al goes back to her stupid, sarcastic game.
LoneliestBoy: Ev A trust me no one is worried about them starving that dog lmao
TheNUKE: Yeah, riveting content
Big Al reads that - remember, this is Miss Positivity Lecturer here - and says STFU. if you're a troll, it is what it is. How mature, Big Al.

Big Al blocks Deanna, pats herself on the back, gets asspas from the ambabies, claims "I don't really block people. On YT." Sure you don't.

LoneliestBoy asks again: so do you have anything to say about you defending Chantal's reckless drug use last night? @Amberlynn Reid
LoneliestBoy: @Amberlynn Reid you just lost a lot of content with that one

Becky, who has also said people should focused on the positive, now starts in on trolls and hater.
Can these two cunts do anything that matches what comes out of their stupid fat heads?

Big Al, Miss Positivity, says if every day. you're gonna be rude to me, you can take that 7.99 and shove it up your ass. And it's very rare that I say stuff like that.
People point out that Deanna is someone who helps drive her channel, and that the comments are going to be brutal. (Can confirm)

Big Al: she not only charges more than many channels for memberships, she also wants more money than Chantal does if someone wants to say something rude: 20 bucks. You ain't worth that, Big Al, when people can insult you in the comments for free,

TheNUKE comments that her claim about rarely talking like this is lie. Her other lives, snapchats, etc., show she talks like this often. Also says I'd like you just to stop lying about things

Becky says "I'd just like o say, are you not all adults?" No, Becky, "we" all are not, something you and Big Al prove every single time you're in videos. Glad to clear that up for you.

Big Al: "OK this, is perfect (speaking to TheNUKE). Let's have a moment between you and I. What have I (air quotes) lied about that you want me to explain?" Blah blah. "This is becoming too much, people constantly thinking that I'm lying. I can't do it."

Here's my issue with this. There's nothing to explain. Big Al lies, we know she lies, and no amount of justification will change the fact that she is a liar. A known liar, I might add, and she simply, in her narc way, does not connect the dots between her history of being a liar to people questioning things she says. And of course you can "do it" Big Al. It is in fact what you do, you do it all the time, and it is your nature. No amount of explaining is going to replace "I lied." You know, like you made a whole video about?

Big Al: "And I swear to god, there are certain things I've repeated myself over and over, so if you mention any of those, I might go crazy." Way to foreshadow that once again, you're not going to respond to some questions and comments from your members. She apparently thinks that she should get a response immediately, says "I'm waiting." and checks a nonexistent watch on her fat arm - speaking of, where's that Apple watch, Big Al? Finally gave up on tying it on with bungies around that giant sausage arm?

LoneliestBoy: yall are so brave acting like this when the majority of people watching right now aren't here
to listen to people coddling and enabling you
Becky: then what are the majority of people here for, LoneliestBoy?

I will never understand why people ever thought Becky was something other than the intellectually stunted troglodyte she is. Obviously, they're waiting for the trolls and haters to say stuff in chat, and watching it so they can comment on it when it's done. It's weird that you also don't fucking know how YT works, just like Big Al.

First one appears (rain petals eavesdrop from King Dark), and Big Al is all over it: "I knew this would be brought up." Tells him to go back to the "fucking thing and read it again" because if they could read the excuses and justifications she has made up in her mind to cover her lying about rape, and would "open [their fucking ears and [their] mind, you would see that what you think it's about? You're fucking crazy. I'm literally saying in that poem (long pause) you know what you did and stop lying. Talking to my abuser. So go back and listen to that poem. Again. I'm not lying."

I think you are lying, Big Al, Because that's what you do.

Someone: You lied about having cancer.
She denies it, Becky opens her fat fucking mouth and mumblelisps "She had a full hysterectomy." and Big Al pipes up "yeah, at 329 years old blah blah. They just decided to give me a hysterectomy just for fun."

Bitch, what the fuck does your age have to do with it? Nothing. It's your gigantic fatbody that does. And I'm not convinced you had cancer Precancerous cells? More likely, in my mind. The more vehement she gets in her denials, the more likely it is she's lying.

LoneliestBoy: @Amberlynn Reid Becky people are here to see y'alls true colors which people like me, deanna, and nuke bring out. not yall pretending to be good people and getting back pats for it

Becky says "we're just responding to what you guys give us." No, you're being snotty and rude to your paying members instead of acting like adults. You act like giant toddlers told there would be no cookies before dinner.

Ambabies telling her to move on. She listens to that about as well as she listens to anything: not well.

LoneliestBoy: you lied about being bedbound
Big Al: When did I lie about being bedbound?
Are you fucking kidding me? You know when you did that, then you tried to cover for yourself by ginning up some dumbass excuse about your definition and the real definition that exists here in reality, and then Becky let it slip the other day. Stop denying that yo lied. Lying more just makes it worse and makes you look even more like a cunt. Declares it "not a lie" and says "next". LoneliestBoy (and everyone else) is right: these lives really do bring out your true self, 600 pound 30 year who claims her spirit whatever is love or whatever that bullshit was.
LoneliestNoy: yeah and then you going back and pretending like you weren't (true)

TheNUKE: see, you're doing it again.
ThenUKE: you lied about crossing over the 400 pound threshold
Big Al: I have never lied about my weight. Oh really? Even when you said in the "everything I've lied about" video that if asked if you're losing weight, you lie and say yes even when you are not?
"If you're talking about six and a half years ago - again, what the fuck does the age of the lie matter? - when I didn't tell you I gained ten pounds to protect my feelings, we can talk about six and a half years ago. I have never lied about my weight (see, this is a lie, because if someone asks about your weight and you lie by omission, it's still a fucking lie, Big Al. that's why it's called a LIE by omission.).

Chatter sys they are asking other questions, and that they asked about tv and Big Al is just not going to move on from this, dude, sorry. She's too much of a fucking narc to just let it go.
TheNUKE asks why she isn't addressing the things they're saying.
Kit Kat: you LIED about being able to clean urself without beckys help
Ambabies telling her to block the trolls and haters. She can't, you retards. Her streams would be boring as hell without them, because whatever lip service she gives to positivity will never mask the fact that she focuses very intently on the negative.

Big Al claims the only time Becky has helped her shower was after her D&C. OK, TRex arms, whatever.

TheNUKE: You're replying to things OTHER people are saying, but you asked ME
LoneliestBoy: theres too many times to count regarding you lying about your weight (Agreed)

Big Al whines about people fat-shaming her every day. Huh. What is it about your false rape accusation is about your weight again? What is it about your attitude on lives and social media that revolves around your weight again? Using fat-shaming or "fatphobia" (which does not exist except in the heads of fatties) is no different than you using "muh mentals" as a shield. You're just a bitch who doesn't like true statements.

DrDispekul: U admitted tht u wud say ur losing when ur gaining (Yep. she did)

She claims she doesn't lie and all the things people think she's lied about...well, they're just wrong. he says she feels like she's actually going crazy (ooh, mental health shaming, you cunt) and says her viewers are gaslighting HER. Oh, that's rich, you lying shitbag. She says they make her feel like she belongs in a mental hospital. You kinda do, because you suck at the real world, you delusional bitch.

LoneliestBoy: LOL YOU GASLIGHT US EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON HERE (true)

Eddy L: Prove the haters wrong. Take all the $ from mean superchats and donate it 2 a anti-bully foundation with receipts. Prove u don’t thrive on negativity (LOL, that won't happen. Gorl claims to not be broke, but we know that isn't the case, especially if Becky got a job outside the stank factory.)

Ambabies telling her again to block. She won't.

Albert Jim Reid (LOL): you liked about breaking that couch
King Dark: So in other words you are always right and we are always wrong. (She's a narc, she cant possibly entertain the idea of anyone else being right.

Claims she did not break the couch, it was on a piece of wood and that's what broke when she slammed her 400 pound ass down on the couch. Nope, not buying it. You broke it. It's fine to admit it.

Some new ambaby going by the name ScandalousPhysicalChemist is getting pissed with Big Al for not just blocking people. LOL. This is why people turn against you, Big Al, even if they're not turned away by your disgusting eating habits, lying, and other in general terrible behavior: you can't just ignore the trolls and haters, you won't block them, and the bulk of what happens in your lives is you talking TO the trolls and haters or talking ABOUT them or something they've said, so your little ambaby enablers have to spend that time dealing with it, too. What a fucking crybaby both you and your ambaby enablers are.

LoneliestBoy: you lied about Density cheating on you
Big Al claims, of course, that she did not lie about Density cheating on her, when we just watched her on a stream telling all of us that she KNEW something was going on when she, Density, and Dana were playing the whisper game, and she saw the texts going back and forth between them, So yet another compound lie here: the original lie, the lie about not knowing, an now the lie again, claiming it wasn't a lie. It's like a seriously fucked up version of Inception: The Amberverse.

Cassie: you lied about your intake for YEARS otherwise you wouldnt be pushing 600lbs . how can we believe you now? i mean SERIOUSLY amber, its disappointing
King Dark: She weighed over 600 lbs of course she broke the couch
ScandalousPhysicalChmist: Like ignore the people who like you. (LOL. Dude, she does not give a single shit about you.)

Claims she has showed us her mook bongs, her eat with mes, her what I ate in a day. Not, you showed portions of what you've eaten in any given day. you cannot be showing us all of it, because you are gaining weight. This isn't rocket science.

While she's yammering on, ScandalousPC says "I am writing this so it’s on RECORD. Amber YOU are choosing to give attention to the haters when you have paying fans who’s q’s you are IGNORING"
Dude, wtf did you expect if you have watched ANY of her lives?
Courtney: "imma have to unjoin if ain't gonna stop responding to these turds beyone stfu. they. don't. deserve. more"
Better unjoin, then.

Big Al blocks King Dark and says since no one has come up with anything she's lied about, she's not going to answer any more of these questions. She hasn't answered at least two of TheNUKE's examples: the "gorl" thing and her claim that she "rarely" tells people to go fuck themselves. Guess the are true, then (they really are true).

And here we go into the deflection machine: You want to talk about lying? You should be talking to Trisha Paytas. There's a liar."
What the fuck do we care about Trisha? Who gives a shit? The fact she lies doesn't absolve you of your own, you stupid bitch. Plus, you used to LOVE Trisha and her stupid makeup box.

Claims she would go to an escape room. Likes manga, would never do Nutrisystem.

SandalousPC: Becky you’d love quantum mechanics!
LOL. Dude, she doesn't have the brain capacity for quantum mechanics and has no idea wtf you're talking about anyway.

LoneliestBoy: her energy would be SO different right now regarding the lying if becky weren't there (true)
Big Al, of course says that's not true. (Yeah, it really is.) Big Al pulls out the VictimLynn card.

Aleesa: I thought you loved Trisha! Explain what she did

ScandalousPC still trying to convince either of them to take an interest in sciene. Not happening, my dude.

Big Al: I'm not gonna talk about trisha Paytas.
Lie, because you just fucking did. JFC, it was less than five minutes ago that you talked about her and called her a big old lying poopypants. Gaslighting your audience is not a good look.

LoneliestBoy: she only stopped liking trisha when other people's opinions changed (yep)
TheNUKE: You shoul study the science of deceit (LOL)

Becky starts mumblelisping some bullshit and Big Al is tuning out, embracing her rage because she doesn't listen to Becky. Neither do I, really, so can't fault her on that one. Big Al gives another eyeroll as Becky continues to yammer.

LoneliestBoy: Amberlynn doesn't believe she can ever be wrong
That's one of the things about being a narc, yep.

TheNUKE, still not getting answers: Guess that one won't get an excuse or rationalization
Sorry, dude. She can't rebut some of them, so they're just out there, flying around endlessly.

Bunch of brainless hit skipped here

LoneliestBoy: Why do you enable and support Chantal's reckless drug use considering you grew up around abusive drug addicts? @Amberlynn Reid
And again: Why do you enable and support Chantal's reckless drug use considering you grew up around abusive drug addicts? @Amberlynn Reid

Becky pipes up, says Big Al does not support that. She doesn't consider edibles to be a problem. (Of course you don't. When was the last time you had an issue with ANY food?)

LoneliestBoy points out: @Amberlynn Reid she was not on edibles last night
Twisty MissTea sayts: Thanks Lonliest Boy for asking. MOLLY ISNT LEGALv
Natalia (an ambaby): I disagree with you here, Amber. SHE IS PASSING OUT ON LIVESTREAMS AND OVERDOING IT.

Ev A, ever the retard: Weed is not a drug y’all lmao come to California and see how you feel then
It is in fact a drug, you fucking tool.

Natalia: You should tell her it’s not responsible with the way she’s acting.
TheNUKE: What about coke and molly, ALR, mod for FB's channhel
Kit Kat: amber ur the one that said she did meth twice and tried to down play it
Big Al tells them to go watch Trisha Paytas for that. (idn't you just in this very stream not too long ago tell us you weren't going to talk about Trisha Paytas? LIAR)

LoneliestBoy: ove how she always deflects to trisha
Yes, it's vey handy that she gets to talk about Trisha Paytas, but doesn't want any comments from the chat about her. Do as I say, not as I do working full bore here.
Twisty Miss Tea: Stop comparing you DONT MOD FOR TRISHA
Big Al says she's doesn't get why people want to talk to her about Chantal WHO SHE MODS FOR when there are "literally" so many "other YTers" they could go talk to.

Situation Type Deal (who I will say again, is not me, but who is an ambaby): Do you and Trisha have bad blood? You bring her up quite a bit.
Jessica: Amber, if you know Chantel is doing drugs... why not be a good friends and help her. That's methed up....
Kit Kat: were not talking about tisha though were talking about you and how youre enabling drug addicts
The Fringe (which I originally read as The Fridge, LOL): You really need to start losing weight again. The older you get the harder it will be to lose and the more long lasting side effects
Dude, she already has long lasting side effects.

TheNUKE: What is Becky's "side hustle" when she doesn't have a main hustle? Wouldn't that make her "side hustle" her main hustle?
Technically, her main hustle would be wiping Big Al's ass, chauffeuring her around, walking Twinkie,and running errands, non? It almost sounds like Becky is making plans to do something that does not involve Big Al.

Jessica: STOP COMPARING US TO TRISHES HADDDERRRSSSS....... WE ARE NOT THE SAME........
Natalia:
Weed is a drug.. anything that effects your ability in sobriety is a drug. Just because it’s Megan doesn’t make it not a drug.. lol

Seems your viewers are not real keen on Chantal's goings-on, Big Al. You're a mod there, and claim she's your friend, so WTF are you not talking to her about this?

Kit Kat: were not talking about tisha though were talking about you and how youre enabling drug addicts
LoneliestBoy: Chantal is literally blazed out of her mind 24/7 drooling on a llama and mindlessly eating junk food, wouldn't say its doing good for her
TheNUKE: And FB has done other things than edibles. Where's your condemnation for that?
She doesn't like drug addicts, and does not consider Chantal a drug addict, so...

Noted sobriety expert ScholarLynn checks in! Because even if your pal drinks a 12 pack every Wednesday and Saturday night and acts terribly when they do, you don't have to say anything to them about it, because you don't consider them an alcoholic!
Natalia: Ok, Kit Kat, she’s not a drug addict. (Problem solved!)
LoneliestBoy: this conversation isn't about your weight, bringing up fatphobia is just another deflection tool
Kit Kat: but ur still not answering the question chantel did meth twice and you act like its okay

Becky's still running off at the mouth. Big Al manages to look bored af and angry af at the same time. The two of them try to play off this drug criticism as somehow being about their weight and people picking apart things and rearranging things. No, Becky, you're just as stupid a cunt as Big Al, because people don't need to do that. The two of you provide all sorts of raw material that doesn't have to be rearranged in any way, shape, or form. They're still rattling on about this, an I'm skipping the whingefest.


TheNUKE: Oh, right, just a social user of hard drugs. That, you're ok with. got it
Sounds like it
Kit Kat brings it up again
Courtney, another ambaby, completely misses the point. But really, she's just being as willfully obtuse as these two lardasses, go figure: If you want to complain about FB's drug use than go over there. It's not Ambers problem. Shut the fuck up.
No,Courtney, it IS actually Big Al's problem if people ask her what she's doing to help her "friend" and why she isn't saying anything abut Chantal's drug use. She is an active mod in Chantal's streams. That also makes it her problem. TheNUKE points thisout as well.

Becky has some kind of job. Couldn't be anything spectacular, she isn't qualified for anything.

Stupid Tammie says if Chantal only did meth twice, she was partying, there's a difference.
Listen here, bitch, meth is not a "party drug" and it doesn't matter how many times she's done it, one time or a hundred. WTF won't Big Al condemn that? THAT is the fucking question, you money grubbing ass kisser.
Jessica: Amber think meth is okay, let's all go get some
Apparently, so is Aunt Tammie. What a fine, upstanding family. Wonder what Big Al's MOTHER would think about someone doing meth.

Blathering on about Becky having a job, and it doesn't have to be 9-5, "this is 2021, people make money on Yt, on IG" just STFU, loser. Becky is not making money at any of these things.
As LoneliestBoy points out: its pocket money at most becky, you still rely on amberlynn

The Fringe: Its dangerous being 550 lbs long term. U need help

TheNUKE: Then ALR is just fine with recreational use of hard drugs. OK
Big Al claims she is not fine with that. and even if she was, "Who cares?"
Your members apparently care quite a bit, fucko.
TheNUKE: No, the POINT is that you talk abot yourhildhood all the time, and mention drugs repeatedly. Yet you seem to be just fine with that when it suits you. It makes you a hypocrite
LoneliestBoy: @TheNUKE Reactor exactly

I'm going to say TheNUKE might be the next one out the airlock.

Nayah_: Pls stop bringing up others when you’re called out. Trisha DOES get hate and backlash. Don’t pick and choose what you wanna see. And I’m not a troll..

Big Al ignores Nayah.
Kit Kat bombs the chat telling Big Al to answer Nayah, she paid for the superchat.

Some dipshit trying to mlm Big Al again: I know you tried Optavia before and it didn't work for you at the time, but it really works and is easy to follow. Would you reconsider w a good coach?
Big Al: No. It's vey unhealthy.
LOL. too bad all your hundreds of hours of research didn't turn up that little nugget until after you'd shelled out hundreds of dollars for shit you wound up not eating, WastefuLynn.

LoneliestBoy: did you get all your anger out on us? feeling relieved?

Big Al starts yawning. Cover your fucking mouth, you rude bitch. This is how much contempt you have for your audience.

Jessica: Im sad our 4 hours a week is up
TrolLOLOL

Big Al whines that she oesn't want to talk about trisha Paytas. She's not going to talk about other YTefs any more. Sure, Jan.
LoneliedtBoy: @Amberlynn Reid then why do you bring them up all the time?
Twisty Miss Tea: Amber brought her up
Kit Kat: u lit bring her up
TheNUKE: Oh, please. That's baloney.
Becky opens her fat mouth and haughtily informs them that that is not how you spell baloney.
ThenUKE: Yes, it actually IS an accepted spelling, try it again, Becky
Becky, like Big Al, can neve admit she's wrong, so she just moves the goalposts and says she doesn't like baloney and doesn't eat it.
Don't fucking care, moron, because that isn't the discussion.


Gabby: I asked you multiple times how to join by spending money
Yes, and got ignored. get used to it, girl.

LoneliestBoy: she brings her up all the time and then decides to stop talking about it when people start calling her out for hypocrisy
TheNUKE: You brought her up

Big Al whines that this is all so hard, she likes to focus on the positive? Really? Because while you were ranting on about justifying your lies - or attempting to, anyway - you ignored Gabby:
Gabby: Thanks for not answering another fan helped me
Doesn't sound like a happy member right there.

KitKat: so u can bring people up then as soon as someone responds you dont wanna talk about them anymore
TheNUKE: So you bring up other other youtubers/people but we can't. Got it.
Big Al informs both that they are "a hundred percent correct."
Bald-faced hypocrite in addition to being a bald-faced liar. For someone who claims they like to focus on positivity, seems kinda weird that you have all these terrible traits about you.

Variations on a theme, ft. the Amberverse:

Asha: Get a damn mod. Hearing you complain about trolling and doing the minimum to moderate your chat gets boring. You spend way too much time on haters.
LOL
Becky says she could mod.
LOL, sure, like Big Al is gong to give you any sort of control over HER channel. Besides, if all the trolls and haters were punted, you would have jack all to talk about except Becky's taste in music. Most of this last 20 or so minutes is about that, in fact
Jessica: #Nuke4Mod (LOL)
LoneliestBoy: @Amberlynn Reid Deanna was there the whole time talking, its your mood that's different
theNuke: So basically you just want to whine about other people
Aimless Phantasm: 'all have a bunch of positive questions from people who seem to be cool with you but nooooo can't staaaannddd criticism so you focus so hard on it and try to call it trolling lmao

As things wind down:
LonelieztBoy: congrats for putting 4 hours a week into your one and only job
TheNUKE: What's delivery bringing tonight

And thankfully, at fucking last, it is over.

{/SPOILER]

Way TL;DR: Big Al and Becky show their true cunty selves. Big Al denies lying about anything at any time, despite evidence otherwise. Big Al is housebound/bedbound, based on the vehemence with which she denied it. People are pissed of that she is neither condemning Chantal's drug use nor saying anything to her about it, as a "friend" would. The 600 pound behemoth and her caretaker like to focus on the positivity of focusing on the negativity and ignoring the ambabies. Deanna is a fallen hero.


I kept track of every single superchat. Bored Housewife was notbored enough to drop in and drop a hundred down for these two slobs. Total in superchat money, converting non-US corenies to US dollars using today's rates: $392.45US
Still getting beaten by Chantal.

I've seen some people speculate that Becky has picked up an UberEats/DoorDash job and that maybe Big Al goes around with her, and that's why they have so much to do during the day. Come on, people, Big Al has "car anxiety" and also bitches about spending too much time in the car because "Ow my layyg!". She does not ride around as Becky's wingman delivering food. Half the food wouldn't make it to its destination if she did.

This was way too long, and I apologize.
 
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hotcheetospuffs

Bora Bora Eat Some More-a
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Crocodile Dundee

the perfect aussie specimen
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So if Becky has a job, a FULL TIME job, does this mean that ALR is broke? Poor AF?

Edited to add: A list of some types of medications that have a reaction with grapefruit. The list is from the MayoClinic website.
  • Fight infection
  • Reduce cholesterol
  • Treat high blood pressure
  • Treat heart problems
  • Prevent organ rejection
  • Treat anxiety
  • Control seizures
  • Minimize motion sickness
  • Treat erectile dysfunction
  • Replace hormones
  • Reduce cough
  • Control pain
Erectile dysfunction it is.
 

Ronnie Rocket

toxic talking turd
True & Honest Fan
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It increases the potency of alcohol too.
Palomas all around!

I hope she does move all the way to California. Depending on the area she wouldn't be able to do anything, Gas and everything else is more expensive too and the infrastructure is crumbs now. Not even crumbling. They won't go anywhere, her YouTube money won't go as far is in any other state so if she goes there we will see a desperate for cash amberlynn within that year. Oh and if she ever steps outside, everyone will still fat shame her. It's worse in California depending on the area, and she will lose her fake southern accent for the more acceptable California valley girl voice but way worse.
Her family is in Sonoma County, so she'd end up there or in (somewhat cheaper) Mendocino. But after living it up in the middle of Lexington, I cannot see her moving to a bumfuck town like Ukiah or Willits, and she can't afford anything in or near Petaluma/Santa Rosa.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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You're my hero, Gorl. I can't make it more than 5 minutes in one of her lives. The amount of vodka I would need to go beyond that simply does not exist on this earth.

Kudos to you!
:winner::winner::drink::drink:

Thanks, that's very kind.

BTW, I had a great idea for Amberverse merch: a t-shirt with

Today is Day One of: Fasting
Optavia
Intuitive Eating
Weight Watchers
Jenny Craig
Fuck it

They should line up vertically, but don't when it posts. Not interested too much in figuring that out, y'all know what I mean.
 

mekalekahi

Dont you guys think I should choose my own foods?
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I need amber to move to California and pay double her current rent to sit on the couch and door dash in and out and Mexican food everyday. Its a expensive state and the main draw of living here is the weather and the parks/beaches. The most "outside" we have gotten of Kentucky is a cornmaze she walked halfway thru and then sat down and that water fountain pond they stopped at before cheesecake factory during pride.


Its not like she has a close knit family there besides her dad and her brother?
 

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