Hi Lol-log!: The Most Hated Lolcow poll -

[Judge Holden]

As those on the lolcow board have discovered over, and ovr again, being a lolcow all to often goes hand in hand with being an utterly loathsome specimen of humanity worthy of utmost hatred from all right thinking men and women. Thus for the purpose of SCIENCE I have created a poll to discover just whom is the most despised lolcow on the forum, and thus glean just what traits of lolcowry are most hated by upstanding christorians

Options gathered from the most popular lolcow forum threads

 

[AtroposHeart]

Nick Bates for what he probably did to his sister.

 

[Judge Holden]

Nick Bates for what he probably did to his sister.

I think it was eventually established that this was just pure bullshit in his thread....or at least thats what i sincerely hope

 

[KatsuKitty]

My concern for level of pain of rape would be greater if it weren't for the fact that most American women deserve to raped because they oppose prostitution as a sexual outlet for men. Since they deserve to raped, I cannot concern myself with the pain rape causes them.

The loveshies/fschit. Seriously, it gets no worse.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Unfortunately I'm not informed enough about these listed Lolcows (except Chris) to really be an educated voter. Perhaps I should visit Encyclopedia Dramatica more often...

 

[Rio]

Loveshies for me. Not only are they disgusting excuses for human beings that would love to remove over 100 years of social progression if they had the ability to do so because women having rights is, according to them, the worst thing ever, but there's a whole herd of them and they all agree with each other on these fundementally fucked up ideas.

Also, let's not forget that they blame almost every single mass shooting on girls for not putting out enough.

By the way: I'm including Taylor Rin when I say lolcows. He's a loveshy in every way but being registered to the actual website. He consistently talks about how women are only good for sex and low level jobs, believes that not only are women not in any way shape or form ever discriminated against, but he's also convinced that men are a victimized and marginalized group. He also compares himself to Einstein, Ghandi and Jesus Christ for good measure and believes himself to be revolutionary for being a misogynist prick and talks about how intelligent he finds himself every chance he's given. He also thinks 300 was an accurate representation of Spartan culture.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Tie between loveshies and ADF. Love-shies are self-explanatory; ADF for trivializing the very real plight of every group he leeches onto.

 

[Stuff and Things]

The loveshies, they hate girls just because they can get china, and they don't make any effort on improving themselves, i mean, what the fuck? (...) and hopefully sammy is just going through the fanboy phase that a lot of kids/teenagers hit at one point of their lives...

 

[itsautism]

other: jcrowley

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I don't truly hate them, but I find most Social Justice Fucktards to be very whiny people that can't take a joke.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Nick Bates for what he probably did to his sister.

I think it was eventually established that this was just pure bullshit in his thread....or at least thats what i sincerely hope

I wouldn't know. I was too disgusted by him and his thread to read for long.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I chose Nick because of his disgusting obsession with scat, anal, and the anuses of children.

If I had been able to choose more than one I would have also chosen XFF for her blatant refusal to let go of her ignorance and hate.

And Pamperchu because... fuck.

 

[Pine Tar]

I voted bronies. They took something sweet (to the point of being saccharine) and innocent and turned it into...some kind of horrific clusterfuck that I can't even hope to describe. I feel the strong desire to watch the scene in "Blazing Saddles" where Mongo punches a horse to keep my mind sane after witnessing the horrors of clopping.

 

[Mr. 0]

Is Chris even worth hating? Reason I ask for his being on the list is because the general consensus is that he's a drooling moron, is it not?

And are the wizards folded into the love-shies or do we put "other" for them?

 

[TL 611]

I had to go other due to an obscure-ish lolcow who to be honest isn't the most interesting but oh my god do I dislike her.

I dunno if she has a thread, I've not really looked, but say hello to Saxxy:

 

[Dork Of Ages]

^ airbrushed to perfection

Also, about XFF, I don't personally hate her, but I hate that she keeps using logical fallacies to not have to actually debate with people who disagree with her viewpoints.

 

[Saney]

Loveshies, Loveshies, Loveshies. I think I've made it pretty clear how much I hate those psychotic misogynists.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Loveshies, Loveshies, Loveshies. I think I've made it pretty clear how much I hate those psychotic misogynists.

I totally understand what you mean. I don't believe in putting women in a priviliged pedestal (which is the reason I also hate SJWs) but wishing women get raped is a pretty fucked up thing to say.

 

[The Dude]

I voted the way I did because it was a tie between Loveshys, Bronies, and Christian, but then I had to lump Chris and Bronies together under the auspices of Loveshy. So now loveshy is my arch nemesis.It's become a massive umbrella company hovering over bronies. furries, and other cliques who are full of nerdy socialphobic people. It's a mega corporation of fail.

 

[Pikonic]

Other, The Amazing Atheist. The other lolcows are funny, he's infuriating.