Hillary Rodham Clinton: Some Girls are Born to Lead - Pre Election Clinton propaganda aimed at children. Somehow creepier than Der Sturmer

[Judge Holden]

TLDR: Back in the distant past of 2016, during the whole "HILLARY CLINTON IS A LIVING SAINT OF PURE KINDNESS AND GOODNESS!" media campaign aimed at making one of the most principle bereft political opportunists this side of the planet look halfway electable, some....special folks decided that the best way to make her look better was to create really fucking creepy childrens books extolling her perfection of virtue and deed (and quietly editing out various inconvinient facts her track record of going further right than Donald Trump when she thought it would get her votes).

There are a few examples out there from "dreams taking flight" to "she persisted" to the gloriously cringy post election tantrum that was "The Pants suit and the Pumpkin" , but one of the best examples is "Some girls are born to lead" which was published shortly before the expected clinton victory.

While I have been cackling about screencaps of this book for quite some time, I finally found the whole thing SA. so for the benefit of kiwis who adore themselves some truly delicious cringe here is the book in its entirety.

Spoiler: Warning. Post is longer than Null's behemoth dik

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

At least the art style's cute, I guess...?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I love this shit

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

This reminds me of when Jefferson was like "isn't it great that nature made golden souls (like us!) to lead others (like us!)" and John Adams wrote back like "no bro that's not chill"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

 

[The Shadow]

This is borderline experimental.

 

[Vault Boy]

Can you imagine the kind of shit that would've been made if she had won the election?

If they were anything like this, her ego would've been at least the size of Jupiter by now.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Some. But not you, Hillary.

 

[RobotGentleman]

Is Hillary even remotely relevant anymore?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

That book forgot to put in the part where she fucked over Haiti.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[heymate]

Hillary doesn’t look like that at all. The illustrations make her look way too pretty.

 

[Shit Waifu]

This bitch’s career is a dead horse.

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

there's something weird about painting young hillary as this liberal feminist icon when she volunteered for Goldwater as a teenager in 1964

 

[The Lawgiver]

Have you ever wondered what it'd look like if there was a non-comedic depiction of the last supper with (an incredibly inaccurate depiction of) Hillary Clinton in the position of Jesus Christ? Wonder no longer, as this book has about the closest thing you'll get to that in it's college segment.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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At least the art style's cute, I guess...?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

The book also forgot the part where Hillary sent all the refugee kids back to send a message.
Oh, and the part when she got a child rapist off.

 

[TheClorax]

They also forgot that the KKK publicly endorsed Hillary, and Hillary excepted the money.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

The book also forgot the part where Hillary sent all the refugee kids back to send a message.
Oh, and the part when she got a child rapist off.

It was some mexican girls that Hillary sent back to a message to the mexican government to not send young girls to hop the border cause it's too hard. They girls that got sent back some cartels got a hold of them.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I like the story about how some Saudi Arabian person tried to donate millions to Hillary all out of support and for no other reason, but Hillary wouldn't take the money because Jewish people supported her, so she sent the money back to the guy.