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Syaoran Li

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Honestly, Benito Mussolini was a lolcow and so were most of the leaders and big-wigs in Fascist Italy.

The only one who wasn't a complete lolcow was Giovanni Gentile, and he was still a bit of a sperg who mainly looks better by comparison because Alfred Rosenberg and Joseph Goebbels plagiarized his works and made them even more autistic by throwing in a bunch of Nordcuck occult bullshit.

If the totalitarian political philosophers of the early-to-mid 20th Century were like lolcows, then Giovanni Gentile would be David Gonterman, Alfred Rosenberg would be Chris, and Leon Trotsky would be ADF.
 

Darwin Watterson

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So recently a British friend of mine told me about this guy over there called "Purple Aki." Most British Kiwis would probably know right away who this is, because he's apparently reached "mythical creature" status.

For the uninitiated, though, Purple Aki is a hulking behemoth of a man (6'5, 310lbs) who, for over 20 years, has had a reputation of appearing out of nowhere to young athletic boys, feeling and measuring their muscles, and getting them to lift him over their shoulders and do squats.

He even got someone killed doing this; after one of the boys he did this to went to the cops, he saw Purple Aki at the pool after he'd gone for a swim. As he'd gotten this offensive linebacker of a man in trouble with the law, he naturally wasn't too keen on seeing him again because he probably wouldn't escape the encounter in one piece. So he hightailed it. In trying to escape from Purple Aki, he jumped onto the train tracks and electrocuted himself. Purple Aki got a manslaughter charge for this incident, that was later overturned on a technicality; even though he absolutely was pursuing this kid, he successfully argued that standing on the platform and staring into trains wasn't illegal. He also got awarded £35,000 for crying racism.

Since then, Purple Aki has been in and out of prison, has gotten literally hundreds of charges, and was even given a special sexual offenses prevention order that banned him from touching and measuring muscles, and asking people to do squats. This ban is no longer in effect, but was the only one of its kind in British history.
 
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Gingervitis

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Purple Aki got a manslaughter charge for this incident, that was later overturned on a technicality; even though he absolutely was pursuing this kid, he successfully argued that standing on the platform and staring into trains wasn't illegal. He also got awarded £35,000 for crying racism.

Since then, Purple Aki has been in and out of prison, has gotten literally hundreds of charges, and was even given a special sexual offenses prevention order that banned him from touching and measuring muscles, and asking people to do squats.
The British legal system in action, folks.
 

Ginger Piglet

Fictional Manhunt Survivor
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So recently a British friend of mine told me about this guy over there called "Purple Aki." Most British Kiwis would probably know right away who this is, because he's apparently reached "mythical creature" status.

For the uninitiated, though, Purple Aki is a hulking behemoth of a man (6'5, 310lbs) who, for over 20 years, has had a reputation of appearing out of nowhere to young athletic boys, feeling and measuring their muscles, and getting them to lift him over their shoulders and do squats.

He even got someone killed doing this; after one of the boys he did this to went to the cops, he saw Purple Aki at the pool after he'd gone for a swim. As he'd gotten this offensive linebacker of a man in trouble with the law, he naturally wasn't too keen on seeing him again because he probably wouldn't escape the encounter in one piece. So he hightailed it. In trying to escape from Purple Aki, he jumped onto the train tracks and electrocuted himself. Purple Aki got a manslaughter charge for this incident, that was later overturned on a technicality; even though he absolutely was pursuing this kid, he successfully argued that standing on the platform and staring into trains wasn't illegal. He also got awarded £35,000 for crying racism.

Since then, Purple Aki has been in and out of prison, has gotten literally hundreds of charges, and was even given a special sexual offenses prevention order that banned him from touching and measuring muscles, and asking people to do squats. This ban is no longer in effect, but was the only one of its kind in British history.
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