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cumrobbery

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Let's be honest: if Marquis de Sade were alive today, he'd just be one of those fedora-atheist NSFW-Sonic artists who eventually gets arrested for trying to sexually assault a dog with a cross.

Came from a privileged background but wasted it doing fuck all? Check.

Deviant who literally advocated for killing or raping your parents if you felt like it? Check.

Decided to write deviant fan-fiction while in prison, wherein obvious stand-ins for his captors were portrayed as baby-murdering rapists that eat shit? Check.
The 18th century version of this site would have a whole subforum for libertines like him but his thread would by far be the biggest
 

Crichax

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Firstly, I apologize for my previous posts regarding Islam in this thread and others. They were pointlessly inflammatory and don't help anyone.

Secondly, a historical lolcow community that no one talks about are the people who've contributed to the development of languages over the centuries. A human being had to sit down and come up with the idea of gendered pronouns when none had existed before. Those guys were undoubtedly visionary and have made important contributions to the cultures of the world, but they were definitely somewhat crazy.
 

Mick92

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Don't know about lolcow, but Pygmalion, myth or not, has to be the first incel.
In book 10 of Ovid's Metamorphoses, Pygmalion was a Cypriot sculptor who carved a woman out of ivory. According to Ovid, after seeing the Propoetides prostituting themselves, Pygmalion declared that he was "not interested in women",[2] but then found his statue was so beautiful and realistic that he fell in love with it.

Hold on, that medieval miniature looks a little familiar...
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Oh.
 

Monika H.

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Firstly, I apologize for my previous posts regarding Islam in this thread and others. They were pointlessly inflammatory and don't help anyone.

Secondly, a historical lolcow community that no one talks about are the people who've contributed to the development of languages over the centuries. A human being had to sit down and come up with the idea of gendered pronouns when none had existed before. Those guys were undoubtedly visionary and have made important contributions to the cultures of the world, but they were definitely somewhat crazy.
You should make an apology thread like @Senior Lexmechanic
 

Darwin Watterson

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Jon Venables could be described as a horrorcow.

In 1993, when he and his friend Robert Thompson were ten years old, they abducted and murdered a two year old boy named James Bulger. They may or may not have sexually assaulted James as well, and it’s been speculated that they even shoved batteries up his ass, though that’s not been proven. The two boys were arrested, tried, and imprisoned.

Upon reaching adulthood, both were released and given new identities because believe it or not, the general public isn’t exactly too fond of child killers. Thompson has kept a low profile since his release, and has since reintegrated back into society. Venables...hasn’t.

Ever since getting out of jail, Venables has been nothing but a massive liability to everyone who’s had the misfortune of dealing with him. For starters, he’s been consistently unemployed, opting to remain a NEET and playing vidya. He’s had multiple run-ins with the law over drugs and alcohol, and has had to be relocated and given a new identity several times due to drunkenly revealing to people who he really is.

That’s not the worst of it, though. Those unproven claims that Venables and Thompson sexually assaulted James Bulger suddenly seem a lot more believable when you learn that Venables is a serial sex pest who has been arrested multiple times for possessing child porn. And he never fucking learns, either. Every couple years he finds himself arrested over some sort of charge relating to CP, serves time, then gets out and proceeds to do the same shit again. This has included pretending to be a woman in chatrooms and boasting about abusing a nonexistent daughter in an attempt to solicit more CP. His most recent arrest was in 2017 and he’s still awaiting parole as of this post.

Apparently, Britain is actually considering shipping him overseas because they’re sick of wasting money and resources protecting this stupid fuck, and would rather let him be someone else’s problem.
 

Ginger Piglet

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Can't someone just shove him into the Thames?
Shit sometimes floats.

The biggest horror with Thompson and Venables isn't what they did. It's that they're still out there. Now, Jon Venables we already know is a serial sex offender and frankly should be subject to a pretty meaty Sexual Harm Prevention Order or similar. And actually have it policed. Thing is... where's Robert Thompson? He was seen as the ringleader at the original trial. But he's not reoffended at all.

That means either he's rehabilitated. Or he's savvy enough not to get caught.

No, the really horrifying thing is that what they did actually makes vigilanteism understandable in a way. There have been instances where people have been wrongly accused of being them and driven to suicide or similar. I remember finding a tip-off on some web forum that Robert Thompson was now a Clifford Morley of Lowestoft, Suffolk and I went and had a look at the social media of same. I was semi-convinced until I found a local news cutting from 1993 which showed that Clifford Morley was living in Lowestoft as a child that year and had won the sandcastle competition on the beach.
 

Darwin Watterson

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Shit sometimes floats.

The biggest horror with Thompson and Venables isn't what they did. It's that they're still out there. Now, Jon Venables we already know is a serial sex offender and frankly should be subject to a pretty meaty Sexual Harm Prevention Order or similar. And actually have it policed. Thing is... where's Robert Thompson? He was seen as the ringleader at the original trial. But he's not reoffended at all.

That means either he's rehabilitated. Or he's savvy enough not to get caught.

No, the really horrifying thing is that what they did actually makes vigilanteism understandable in a way. There have been instances where people have been wrongly accused of being them and driven to suicide or similar. I remember finding a tip-off on some web forum that Robert Thompson was now a Clifford Morley of Lowestoft, Suffolk and I went and had a look at the social media of same. I was semi-convinced until I found a local news cutting from 1993 which showed that Clifford Morley was living in Lowestoft as a child that year and had won the sandcastle competition on the beach.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but I honestly disagree with vigilantism in Thompson’s case. What he and Venables did was unquestionably horrible, but if he’s living a normal life and not hurting anyone, I don’t really see the point in doing anything to him. Of course, one could argue that he shouldn’t be allowed to live a normal life because he robbed James of the opportunity to do so, but at the same time it’s not as if killing or hurting him would bring James back.

Now Venables on the other hand, he’s only become an even bigger piece of shit with age, and he deserves whatever’s coming to him.
 

Clockwork_PurBle

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This might be a bit unorthodox, because it is a group of people, or family lead by one person, but I wanted to mention it here because A. the main guy's ambition is lulzy and B. no one has really talked about it online, barely even Reddit.

The Texas Slave Ranch (Another Article)
In the 1980s, a family that owned a very large ranch started abducting people and forcing them to work on their ranch. Most of the "slaves" were abducted from a nearby interstate. Many slaves were drifters or people taking cross-country trips via hitchiking, so they weren't initially missed. What got them caught was the torture and murder of an Alabama-born slave. There was no body (just bone fragments), no physical proof (aside from audio recordings) of who did what, so basically all the perpetrators got off with basically nothing.

But what were the slaves being forced to make, you ask?

Key chains. Key chains made from cedar.

The main guy, Walter Ellebracht Sr. apparently aspired to be the “key chain king of the Texas Hill Country." This man really really really wanted to have a key chain factory and tried to get everybody to invest in it, including a preacher he knew. He was the Key Chain Mack Daddy of Kerr County. The ranch owners would come to town with their wares to sell to shops and were always "barefoot and dirty" and also "scary."

The Amy Ramadan crafting saga reminded me of this. I'm surprised nobody has really talked about it much in true crime circles but then again it's not as "depraved" as similar events have been, so it sort of makes sense it got buried. It just amused me when I learned of this and thought I might share it.
 

Clockwork_PurBle

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I watched a documentary on this on YouTube yesterday because I had forgotten about this case.

I got mad on the internet several times, for sure. "The people yelling obscenities at Robert and John outside the courthouse are forgetting they're just children...it's so sad...."

Yes they're children, but they also planned to kidnap, torture, and ultimately kill another child and carried it out. Cry me a river. Oh, and Robert in his parole letter, is an unreliable narrator by definition.

Wild that it's apparently illegal to share photos of them. Unloysensed buttahnoif, I suppose.
 
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AnOminous

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I watched a documentary on this on YouTube yesterday because I had forgotten about this case.

I got mad on the internet several times, for sure. "The people yelling obscenities at Robert and John outside the courthouse are forgetting they're just children...it's so sad...."

Yes they're children, but they also planned to kidnap, torture, and ultimately kill another child and carried it out. Cry me a river. Oh, and Robert in his parole letter, is an unreliable narrator by definition.

Wild that it's apparently illegal to share photos of them. Unloysensed buttahnoif, I suppose.
Luckily, Cuck Island does not govern the world.

Here's a couple typical Brits.

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Height of humanity, right?
 

Cheetahman

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Nobody mentioned Van Gogh?
>quiet smart child
>became a perpetually depressed and sick art trader
>actually develops a mental illness
>gets into an argument with a friend and cuts off his own ear
>sends the gift-wrapped ear to a prostitute
>commits suicide by shooting himself in the chest
>dies two days afterwards
 
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