Saddam Hussein was a lolcow.
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Dr. Spencer Black, writer of The Codex Extinct Animalia. He started as a successful surgeon in the 1870s, but then started believing that people with birth defects (like having an extra arm or some shit) is proof that we're evolved from mythical creatures, which also proves the existence of unicorns and other shit. He started touring America with his fucked up exhibitions, even sewed wings of a rooster onto a dog. Of course it was too much, even in the era of side show freaks, so most people would be disgusted and terrified of his exhibitions. Riots would sometimes break out.
Former colleagues and surgeons would just mock him and talk shit because of his insane antics. No one even knows how he died, he just disappeared into obscurity.
Former colleagues and surgeons would just mock him and talk shit because of his insane antics. No one even knows how he died, he just disappeared into obscurity.
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I nominate the orchestrator of the Cambodian genocide, Pol Pot.
He's probably better defined as a horrorcow, being a paranoid and genocidal Dear Leader. Pol Pot was basically the culmination of many failures of many communist regimes at 10x speed, with his rule only lasting about 3.5 years.
Fun facts:
- Removed citizens from major cities to work as farmers regardless of skillset
- Outlawed all forms of entertainment(sports stadiums became rice fields), being intelligent or educated in any way prior to Party rule, and free-thinking(never go full Orwellian)
- Obligatory purges of those pesky wrong-thinkers. Total casualties of approximately 1.7 million+ of his own citizens, with an estimated 60% being executions.
- Obligatory "my entire nation is farmers and yet there is not enough food" of any true communist regime, resulting in an estimated 300,000 deaths due to starvation.
- Big brain, forward thinking stipulations for the purges: anyone with an educated profession, multilingual people, people with glasses, and literate people are obviously traitors to the Party and must be immediately executed en masse.
- Poor peasants were given standard rations while former urbanites were given half, no exceptions(that includes you, greedy infants!)
- Legacy includes leaving the country in a state of civil war/turmoil and setting it back in every measurable way for decades after his forceful ousting
- This all took place in 3.5 years with a total population loss between 20% to 25%.
The humor I find in this is that his ousting was his own fault due to his paranoid purging. He purged his military of 100,000 people that were protecting the border with Vietnam, allowing the Vietnamese to take the capital in 13 days.
Also, the general humor of what I stated before, that he went full Orwellian very quickly and hit like every stereotypical communist regime failing in record time. Possibly a WR communism speedrun, at least top 5 I'd guess, on EntireNation%
He's probably better defined as a horrorcow, being a paranoid and genocidal Dear Leader. Pol Pot was basically the culmination of many failures of many communist regimes at 10x speed, with his rule only lasting about 3.5 years.
Fun facts:
- Removed citizens from major cities to work as farmers regardless of skillset
- Outlawed all forms of entertainment(sports stadiums became rice fields), being intelligent or educated in any way prior to Party rule, and free-thinking(never go full Orwellian)
- Obligatory purges of those pesky wrong-thinkers. Total casualties of approximately 1.7 million+ of his own citizens, with an estimated 60% being executions.
- Obligatory "my entire nation is farmers and yet there is not enough food" of any true communist regime, resulting in an estimated 300,000 deaths due to starvation.
- Big brain, forward thinking stipulations for the purges: anyone with an educated profession, multilingual people, people with glasses, and literate people are obviously traitors to the Party and must be immediately executed en masse.
- Poor peasants were given standard rations while former urbanites were given half, no exceptions(that includes you, greedy infants!)
- Legacy includes leaving the country in a state of civil war/turmoil and setting it back in every measurable way for decades after his forceful ousting
- This all took place in 3.5 years with a total population loss between 20% to 25%.
The humor I find in this is that his ousting was his own fault due to his paranoid purging. He purged his military of 100,000 people that were protecting the border with Vietnam, allowing the Vietnamese to take the capital in 13 days.
Also, the general humor of what I stated before, that he went full Orwellian very quickly and hit like every stereotypical communist regime failing in record time. Possibly a WR communism speedrun, at least top 5 I'd guess, on EntireNation%
One of my favorites Adolf Frederick, King of Sweden
Combination of deathfat and autist.
Deathfatness: he literally ate himself to death: Adolf Frederick died in Stockholm on 12 February 1771 after having consumed a meal consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne, which was topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: hetvägg made of semla and served in a bowl of hot milk.
Autism: His favourite pastime was to make snuffboxes, which he allegedly spent a great deal of time doing.
Combination of deathfat and autist.
Deathfatness: he literally ate himself to death: Adolf Frederick died in Stockholm on 12 February 1771 after having consumed a meal consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne, which was topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: hetvägg made of semla and served in a bowl of hot milk.
Autism: His favourite pastime was to make snuffboxes, which he allegedly spent a great deal of time doing.
Saddam did nothing wrong
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Don Alfonso Andrea De Ledesma a.k.a the venezuelan Quixote
Don Alfonso a spanish soldier that fought during the conquest wars against the natives and helped found the city of Caracas but he was pretty old and quite senile when british pirate Amyas Preston was on his way to sack Caracas, he was just an old hidalgo retired to his chair, regardless Don Alfonso refused to evacuate, pretty much started sperging when people told him about the invasion, refused to go along and he had to be left behind, he donned a rusty armor complemented with pan a pots and faced an armed force of 100+ soldiers alone with his trusted steed (a donkey) .
Obviously the pirates though the old man charging at them was very lulzy but it turns out this fragile old mummy managed to hit and injure few of them out of nothing but the sheer power of tard rage. He was promptly killed and the city was sacked anyways but the tale of his reeeeing resonated all the way to Spain where he became a meme and many claim he was the inspiration for Cervantes to write Don Quixote so that his final milk can live through the ages.
Don Alfonso a spanish soldier that fought during the conquest wars against the natives and helped found the city of Caracas but he was pretty old and quite senile when british pirate Amyas Preston was on his way to sack Caracas, he was just an old hidalgo retired to his chair, regardless Don Alfonso refused to evacuate, pretty much started sperging when people told him about the invasion, refused to go along and he had to be left behind, he donned a rusty armor complemented with pan a pots and faced an armed force of 100+ soldiers alone with his trusted steed (a donkey) .
Obviously the pirates though the old man charging at them was very lulzy but it turns out this fragile old mummy managed to hit and injure few of them out of nothing but the sheer power of tard rage. He was promptly killed and the city was sacked anyways but the tale of his reeeeing resonated all the way to Spain where he became a meme and many claim he was the inspiration for Cervantes to write Don Quixote so that his final milk can live through the ages.
His son Uday was a horrorcow.
ETA: He is basically a modern-day Gilgamesh before he met Enkidu and calmed down because he had a bro.
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He and Fedsmoker would have got along well
Yes, although I think Mad Jack would have easily drank the late, lamented Mr. Petersen under the table.
Pretty much all serial killers are horrorcows, although I'd say Richard Ramirez takes the cake in terms of checking off lolcow and horrorcow boxes with his edgelord tendencies, unironic theistic Satanism, and extremely poor hygeine.
Charles Manson was basically a horrorcow, schizocow, and dramacow rolled into one, although he was a cult leader/career criminal as opposed to a more traditional serial killer
Charles Manson was basically a horrorcow, schizocow, and dramacow rolled into one, although he was a cult leader/career criminal as opposed to a more traditional serial killer
By providing part of the basis for Buffalo Bill, particularly the necrophilia and autogynephilia, Ed Gein would be a horrorcow and dramacow. By his ridiculous appearance on The Dating Game, Rodney Alcala would be an incel cow, a careercow, and a horrorcow. Pretty much all serial killers with weird quirks, i.e. almost all of them, would at least be horrorcows. Alcala would have been a Greer-tier incel type cow if he hadn't been a serial killer.
I think it'd be interesting if we also included historical groups that would be eligible for a thread in Community Watch if they were around today. There's quite a few I can think of right off the bat, a few of whom have already been mentioned earlier in the thread.
Puritans
Libertines in Europe during the 1600's and 1700's (Casanova, John Wilmot, Marquis De Sade)
Shakers
Penny Dreadful books
The Boxers
Circumcellions
Adamites
National Socialist League (literal gay Neo-Nazis active in the 1970's and 1980's)
Puritans
Libertines in Europe during the 1600's and 1700's (Casanova, John Wilmot, Marquis De Sade)
Shakers
Penny Dreadful books
The Boxers
Circumcellions
Adamites
National Socialist League (literal gay Neo-Nazis active in the 1970's and 1980's)
I mean, if we have Shakers and Puritans, just add the Skoptsy in there.
The original troons of the modern era.
If we're gonna do that:
British Israelism ("I say, my good chap, we wuz Jews n shiet!")
Posadists
OTO/Thelema
Tulip mania
Hypothetical 70s and 90s Farms would've had teen idol/boy band groupie threads respectively. There almost certainly would be punk and grunge scene threads in each era. Punk would've had a splinter thread when Nazi skinheads popped up.
Let's talk about some cult leaders, who all have lolcattle tendencies whether or not they were extreme with them.
Shoko Asahara, the founder and leader of Aum Shinryko (Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack) was led to the gallows in an adult diaper when he was hanged in July of 2018. At some point during incarceration he insisted on wearing diapers.
Also, from my understanding he could walk, but insisted on sitting his fat ass down in a cross-legged position. Whenever he would make appearances, even on TV, he would be wheeled in. I guess he was trying to emulate Buddha.
In 2008, he started refusing all prison visits from media and his family (children and relatives) for unknown reasons.
Shoko Asahara, the founder and leader of Aum Shinryko (Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack) was led to the gallows in an adult diaper when he was hanged in July of 2018. At some point during incarceration he insisted on wearing diapers.
Also, from my understanding he could walk, but insisted on sitting his fat ass down in a cross-legged position. Whenever he would make appearances, even on TV, he would be wheeled in. I guess he was trying to emulate Buddha.
In 2008, he started refusing all prison visits from media and his family (children and relatives) for unknown reasons.
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Man I wish I could not care about people hating me like that.
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Benito Mussolini was the ultimate lolcow. I can’t think of an arrogant retard to have been given as much power as he was.
“Let’s rebuild the Roman Empire”
fails at literally everything he does
“Let’s rebuild the Roman Empire”
fails at literally everything he does
