"Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" à la Chris -

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

So apparently Neuro Sonic is hosting an online flavor naming contest just like Mountain Dew did last year where you can submit your own flavor name and have other people vote for it and Our Pet Lolcow's name happens to be the top voted one

http://myneurosonic.com/#/home

Not asking for votes here, just throwing some info out there.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

An interesting part is that the bottle uses OPL's most notable colors.

 

[CatParty]

i bet it goes down salty.

 

[Male]

Warning: May contain 99% Autism

 

[Lucrid]

I've never even heard of Neuro Sonic before. Is it supposed to be an energy drink that helps you mentally?
It would be funny if our Chris had a part in this, but I have a feeling this is just some Asian guy who happens to have the same name.

 

[Surtur]

The drink is called "Sanic Speed."

 

[impossibility]

The drink is called "Sanic Speed."

Which means the true and honest Chris didn't make this. Still funny, though.

And the normal red bottle looks a lot like a Tenga combined with a butt plug.

 

[Surtur]

The drink is called "Sanic Speed."

Which means the true and honest Chris didn't make this. Still funny, though.

And the normal red bottle looks a lot like a Tenga combined with a butt plug.

I know he did not make it, but that suggests whoever did had him in mind.

 

[LordCustos3]

"Agh! It tastes like BO and Axe!"

 

[ON 190]

So, yellow and battery blue weren't options? Tsk tsk, Neuro.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Warning: May contain 99% Autism

Fortified with PROTEIN!

 

[aspirin]

yellow is a color option too wtf whoever made this

http://www.myneurosonic.com/v/16532/cwc
i made a better one

 

[Watcher]

This reminds me of the time Sega was asking people to vote on their new mascot and everyone wanted people to vote for Sonichu

 

[_blank_]

I remember back when I was working for soul-sucking cubicle job for a few years, they'd keep this in the cafeteria. As I recall, it tasted like shit. And this is coming from a person who used to drink every kind of energy drink they came out with.

But wait... a company making money off of Chrissy's internet fandom? Careful now Neuro, he'll send IN DETECTIVES, he'll send in POLICE, he'll send in everything in his POWER!!!

 

[c-no]

I remember back when I was working for soul-sucking cubicle job for a few years, they'd keep this in the cafeteria. As I recall, it tasted like shit. And this is coming from a person who used to drink every kind of energy drink they came out with.

But wait... a company making money off of Chrissy's internet fandom? Careful now Neuro, he'll send IN DETECTIVES, he'll send in POLICE, he'll send in everything in his POWER!!!

And before you know it, the dead spirit/corpse of Bob comes in and says "Listen to me." But seriously, someone made a design using the name of CWC. I wonder how many votes came from epic ween kids.

 

[MysticMisty]

And this is coming from a person who used to drink every kind of energy drink they came out with.

Even the Steven Segal brand energy drink?

 

[Zim]

"The Life Upgrade!"

 

[theobservdr]

it is a silly idea, I know Cracked.com had a article on online contests that went hilariously wrong.

Like Austin Texas there was a contest to rename their garbage dump, and Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts won. However the city didn't go with it.

Which may concern me is that if this energy drink company looks it up, they may not go with it, but if the bronies, or 4chan finds out they might do the same thing as they did with the Mountain Dew contest.

 

[aspirin]

they actually pick one out of the top ten so we have to get a lot of votes in if we want this to happen

 

[theobservdr]

I don't know if we should send it to 4chan or not, it might spell trouble.