Lolcow Hitler Hayes and his Attraction Sign -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.

Kyoosand

kiwifarms.net
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... eader.html

A Hitler-loving sex cult leader spotted handing out fliers to recruit white females to join his ‘Nymph Squad Commune’, is today wanted by Ithaca police chiefs.
The man approached women at Cornell University Campus in New field, New York, handing out fliers in his bid to find 13 ‘spiritually alive, white, European, Caucasian’ partners to join his private cult.

Describing himself as ‘Hitler Hayes’, a ‘full blown dictator’ and ‘sharp end cult leader’, Stevie Rays details a list of the vital statistics he is seeking in his fellow cult members.
He says he is looking for ‘blue eyed, green eyed girls to be my life partners and join my private spiritually alive commune’.

‘My girls MUST come to Chicago to meet me in real life, YOUR COMMUNE LEADER to join me and discuss these issues,’ he says.
‘My girls MUST have 20/20 naturally perfect vision, no glasses or contacts, perfect teeth is also preferred. Blonde, red or brown hair is preferred.
‘My girls must want to have many of my children. My bloodlines go back to the year 1760 in America of the German variety and the year 300 of the Bohemian variety.

‘Overall I like Putin and Hitler’s system. I want to move to Russia or Europe in the future 33 years and live off the grid in the backwoods.
‘My girls must enjoy creating outsider music and art, must play instruments, must love cooking, cleaning, hunting, fishing, chores and gardening.
‘They must love spiritually alive white on white sex. Let’s keep it simple.’

But while conforming to Mr Rays’ long list of must-have attributes, he adds any girl wanting to join his Nymph Squad Commune, must share his disdain for all drugs, junkies, smoking, tattoos, piercings and body degradation.

He proclaims his hatred for ‘race-mixing, aka having sex with anyone that is not white, European or caucasian’ as well as domesticated animals, humans or pets, shopping in malls, burning candles, gadgets, most technology and computers and ‘texting like robots because robots text and humans do not’

Launching a tirade on religion Mr Rays adds: ‘They are sh*t and all control mechanisms to keep people slaves and spiritually dead in this spiritually dead, satanic, trauma based, mind control, death cult that is called the USA.’

Ithaca Police Department and the Tompkins County Sheriff’s Department said they have received multiple complaints about the man.

He is described as being around 6ft, white with short, brown hair. He was seen driving a late 90’s vehicle described as being either a green Chevrolet Lumina or a Monte Carlo.

A message on Tompkins County Sheriff Office’s Facebook page states: ‘On September 30, the Sheriff’s Department received a call regarding a suspicious person handing out fliers in Newfield.
'Additionally, the Ithaca Police Department has also received complaints on this individual.’

In a further rant on his website, Mr Rays, goes on to describe his cult as an ‘elitest organisation, but unlike all other elitest organisations on earth we are not soul-less’.
He says: ‘We are different and something new, because ALL the other elitest organisations on earth are elitest just like us, but they are soul-less. We are soul-ful.
‘That’s how NSC differs from every other elitest organisation on earth. If you are hardcore elitest to the bone, but have soul, join us.’


article-2451687-18A6334800000578-126_634x405.jpg

article-2451687-18A6334800000578-637_634x589.jpg
 

Oglooger

One of few based™ oldfags
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
And This is the reason why we Nationalists can't be taken seriously.
instead of taking pride of their own country and wanting to work for a better society they end up worshipping Nazi Germany and circle jerk over Hitler.
that and he's using a love sign and making up lists of demands rather than interacting with actual women and accept that no one is perfect.
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
With all I tried to read my only response is this simple word: WAT!? Honestly, this guy is crazy with both his attraction sign and his cult.
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Well I checked my heritage through Ancestry.com and I do have Bavarian German ancestry going back to the 1700s...but too bad I'm 50% Chinaman woman! I don't think my 12.5% German heritage will be able to cancel THAT out! :lol:
 

Very Honest Content

(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
kiwifarms.net
He really should weave that healthy pelt of back hair into a nice Afghan rug design or something. That's pretty Aryan, right?

I would suggest the phrase, "Enjoy Vagina," and perhaps loiter at a free outdoor concert where families frequent where he can go around without a shirt on.
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Very Honest Content said:
He really should weave that healthy pelt of back hair into a nice Afghan rug design or something. That's pretty Aryan, right?

I would suggest the phrase, "Enjoy Vagina," and perhaps loiter at a free outdoor concert where families frequent where he can go around without a shirt on.
He could probably learn a thing or two from Chris. Maybe he could go fishing for any potential sweet-hearts for his cult by using a heart attached to a red string.
 

Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
I'd find the story more beleivable if you did not use the Daily Fail as a source.
 

Oglooger

One of few based™ oldfags
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I think I'm the only one here to point out this was posted from the Daily Fail? we should probably take the article with a grain of salt
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Surtur said:
I'd find the story more beleivable if you did not use the Daily Fail as a source.

Yeah, this guy seems remarkably like a like a White Supremacist!CWC. Or a Neo Nazi with Autism. What's the difference? Though more often than not bizarre scenarios in reality inspire fiction.

Also related:
 

Attachments

  • HitlerEatsWatermelon.gif
    HitlerEatsWatermelon.gif
    30 KB · Views: 496

Himawari

Nigga that's kawaii
kiwifarms.net
Ugh.

And like with Chris's attraction sign, I meet far too many of the demands than I'd want to. :cryblood: Good thing I'm not a white supremacist bigot.
 

Christ-Chan

(◡‿◡✿)
kiwifarms.net
He doesn't even want to do anything. No mention of a revolution, of change, of promisses of progress - all he says is he wants to live in a remote cabin in Russia with no contact with the outside world. Oh, and 13 women. Why 13? Because fuck you, that's why!
 

SlowInTheMinds

kiwifarms.net
Wow, and I thought OPL's demands were already too strict, but this... he should start drawing comics

Ironically OPL does the same and doesn't get arrested for it.
 

The Knife

Magnificent Witch
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Spiritually Alive White on White SEX

Spiritually Alive SEX is like a Rockin' 3-Way, only no niggos or half-and-halfs.

I can't help notice that nowhere in this screed did he say anything about da homos. I'm guessing that "Spiritually Alive White on White SEX" is code for "I hope you like girl-on-girl, because I sure do."
 

Similar threads

Mentally Ill Scamming the Mentally Ill, Space Age Super Friends Cult, Contact Aliens through Dolphin Sex Sounds, Interdimensional Time Warp, New Age, from 5G to 5D, Feat. Bashar
Replies
15
Views
1K
Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.
Replies
652
Views
118K
Top